Holy crap! Do you like Fish? Do you like sinks?
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Do you like fish IN sinks?
Then this is the product for you!
The AquauriumSink.
That's right motherf
kers, it's an aquarium IN A SINK!
Now you can sit and watch the relaxing antics of goldfish as you crimp one off or stand there watching them panic frantically as you run the tap full pelt whilst brushing your teeth. If you thought your bathroom experience couldn't get any better than reading Evo whilst feeling the satisfaction of squeezing one out or even a quick ham shank, THINK AGAIN.
Hours of endless fun await you with the AquariumSink.
"But Oakey", I hear you say "that piece of st is going to look disgusting after a week or two". Not so my friends, not so. That's the beauty. It's a fking sink. When you need to clean it out, hey presto! Clean water is right there! Just empty the stty, dirty water down the sink and refill with clean fresh water. KAPOW! No more struggling to empty your aquarium, no more splashing dirty fishst water on your carpet, no more running back and forth to fill it up.
Finally, and this is possibly the most convenient part, when your goldfish die (and believe me, they will) it's a 10 second job to rehouse dead fish from AquariumSink to toilet. Who the fk wouldn't want that? Save your kids from mental anguish, fish and flush in two easy steps!
"I'm sold, Oakey, I'm sold, how much is it. I want one?"
Fan-fking-tastic. Well, this stunningly piece of crafted glass and, er... glass (complete with El-Cheapo Inc aquarium filtration components) is yours for the bargain price of £2642.55.
"How fking much?"
Just two thousand, six hundred and forty two pounds and fifty five pence. A small price to pay for this stunning piece of bathroom furniture, why settle for a 6 foot Marine Tank with colourful, interesting fish when you could have the AquariumSink and some stupid goldfish in your bathroom. How many do you want?
Then this is the product for you!
The AquauriumSink.
That's right motherf
kers, it's an aquarium IN A SINK!Now you can sit and watch the relaxing antics of goldfish as you crimp one off or stand there watching them panic frantically as you run the tap full pelt whilst brushing your teeth. If you thought your bathroom experience couldn't get any better than reading Evo whilst feeling the satisfaction of squeezing one out or even a quick ham shank, THINK AGAIN.
Hours of endless fun await you with the AquariumSink.
"But Oakey", I hear you say "that piece of s
t is going to look disgusting after a week or two". Not so my friends, not so. That's the beauty. It's a fking sink. When you need to clean it out, hey presto! Clean water is right there! Just empty the stty, dirty water down the sink and refill with clean fresh water. KAPOW! No more struggling to empty your aquarium, no more splashing dirty fishst water on your carpet, no more running back and forth to fill it up. Finally, and this is possibly the most convenient part, when your goldfish die (and believe me, they will) it's a 10 second job to rehouse dead fish from AquariumSink to toilet. Who the f
k wouldn't want that? Save your kids from mental anguish, fish and flush in two easy steps!"I'm sold, Oakey, I'm sold, how much is it. I want one?"
Fan-f
king-tastic. Well, this stunningly piece of crafted glass and, er... glass (complete with El-Cheapo Inc aquarium filtration components) is yours for the bargain price of £2642.55."How f
king much?"Just two thousand, six hundred and forty two pounds and fifty five pence. A small price to pay for this stunning piece of bathroom furniture, why settle for a 6 foot Marine Tank with colourful, interesting fish when you could have the AquariumSink and some stupid goldfish in your bathroom. How many do you want?
Edited by Oakey on Wednesday 27th May 16:58
Mattygooner said:
It would make you feel sorry about pissing in the sink....
Not really - there are already a handful of little orange fellas curling one out in there!... I have a glass bowl sink, and it looks terrible 95% of the time... I also had a very big fishtank... that looked terrible most of the time too, I'll pass on this on thanks!
ezi said:
When they make an aquarium stter let me know.
Did you say the 'Aqurium stter let me know.tter'?My friend, here at Stupid-Piece-of-s
t Industries we have a product for everyone and today's your lucky day.Hot on the heels of Aquarium Sink we bring you...
Aquarium s
tter! (it was always called that, we didn't change it to your suggestion, honest)The ultimate in aquarium bathroom products and necessary to complement the Aquarium Sink.
The Aquarium s
tter is exactly what it says. Fish in a toilet. All the advantages of Aquarium Sink and then some. Who wouldn't want fish watching them whilst they had a dump? Nazis, that's who. Are you a fking Nazi? No? Then order Aquarium stter now!How much? Who knows! Who cares! Just get your f
king wallet out now and buy it!Edited by Oakey on Wednesday 27th May 16:41
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