How to keep dogs out of my garden!

How to keep dogs out of my garden!

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Jonny_

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4,268 posts

213 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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As per the title really - I'm fed up of dogs crapping on my front lawn, the local approach to dog ownership seems to be to let the f*ckers roam the streets rather than walk 'em... mad

What I'm after is an effective way to deter the filthy mongrels from coming into my garden - have seen ultrasonic things and chemicals that claim to repel dogs, do these actually work?

My house has two ungated driveway entrances, however both are a fair bit wider than average so the obvious solution of getting gates fitted is far too expensive at the mo!

(If it was legal I'd set claymores in the lawn for the dogs and invest in an elephant gun for the owners... )

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

199 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Dig a mote!!!!!!!!!!

Thats what I'd do, not many people have a valid reason for a mote but this is the perfect opportunity.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

261 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Don't dig a moat...

Dogs can swim...

And probably know how to spell moat...smile

ShadownINja

77,383 posts

288 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Sprinkle pepper where they usually roam. And into the eyes of the owners.

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 17th May 14:19

dern

14,055 posts

285 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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It might be foxes and not dogs being taken for a walk.

Jonny_

Original Poster:

4,268 posts

213 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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dern said:
It might be foxes and not dogs being taken for a walk.
It's not dogs being taken for walks, it's dogs that are allowed to roam the streets by their feckless, brain-dead, DSS-funded owners.

ShadownINja

77,383 posts

288 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Feed the dogs chocolate and let them go back to the owners' homes. evil

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

199 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
Don't dig a moat...

Dogs can swim...

And probably know how to spell moat...smile
Yes but can they st while they swim?

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

236 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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dern said:
It might be foxes and not dogs being taken for a walk.
Who takes a fox for a walk?

Bernieb

56 posts

195 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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o.k. try this I have seen it used before , plastic 1ltr bottles with water in them around the garden , dogs wont crap were water is is the theory

any ideas for magpies would help

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

204 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Bernieb said:
o.k. try this I have seen it used before , plastic 1ltr bottles with water in them around the garden , dogs wont crap were water is is the theory

any ideas for magpies would help
I'll tell that to our black lab that crapped in a rock pool the ONE and ONLY time we took him to the beach. Unfortunately the little poo bags I'd taken were ineffective at said crap retrieval and I wasn't going to borrow some child's fishing net to extract it. Bloody animal.

I can imagine the parents horror now as their child proudly showed them their plastic bucket proudly containing the sizeable brown fish they'd just caught. "What's that you've caught Henry, a brown fish you say. Ohh God no....."

filthstreet

237 posts

199 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Bernieb said:
o.k. try this I have seen it used before , plastic 1ltr bottles with water in them around the garden , dogs wont crap were water is is the theory

any ideas for magpies would help
Never heard this theory but my dog regularly hangs his ass over the banking and craps in the river.
Funny when he tries to turn and nearly falls in.

cazzer

8,883 posts

254 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Yup....my mastif likes to drop dog bombs into the canal smile
I think she likes the plop smile

ShadownINja

77,383 posts

288 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Nobody You Know said:
mybrainhurts said:
Don't dig a moat...

Dogs can swim...

And probably know how to spell moat...smile
Yes but can they st while they swim?
I like your thinking. Turn the front garden into a swimming pool.

TimmyHolland

661 posts

201 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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cazzer said:
Yup....my mastif likes to drop dog bombs into the canal smile
I think she likes the plop smile
This made me LOL.

stifler

37,068 posts

194 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Nobody You Know said:
Yes but can they st while they swim?
This surely deserves its own thread.

Edited for spacktardedness.

Edited by stifler on Sunday 17th May 15:26

Simpo Two

86,730 posts

271 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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The local council can fine dog owners who let their dogs foul - risk of kiddies going blind etc.

saleen836

11,372 posts

215 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Simpo Two said:
The local council can fine dog owners who let their dogs foul - risk of kiddies going blind etc.
Think you will find that is only if they allow the dog to foul a public footpath, private land (op's garden) isn't covered by same law.

samdale

2,860 posts

190 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Jonny_ said:
As per the title really - I'm fed up of dogs crapping on my front lawn, the local approach to dog ownership seems to be to let the f*ckers roam the streets rather than walk 'em... mad

What I'm after is an effective way to deter the filthy mongrels from coming into my garden - have seen ultrasonic things and chemicals that claim to repel dogs, do these actually work?

My house has two ungated driveway entrances, however both are a fair bit wider than average so the obvious solution of getting gates fitted is far too expensive at the mo!

(If it was legal I'd set claymores in the lawn for the dogs and invest in an elephant gun for the owners... )
i hate people who don't keep their dogs under control, especially near peoples houses.


as a side note though, as a dog owner who has a lovely raked veggie plot, i hope you have a cat. if so it's justice my friend biggrin

.R2D2

1,475 posts

199 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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ShadownINja said:
Feed the dogs chocolate and let them go back to the owners' homes. evil
Back to their owners homes to die? Chocolate is poisonous for a dog. It's not the dogs fault they're roaming, its the owner