How do I move this rock?

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T1547

1,113 posts

137 months

Monday 3rd June
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Keep it where it is, scatter some slate around it, stick a bonsai tree on top and hey presto you have a little (big) rock garden. No stone moving required thumbup

rossyl

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1,135 posts

170 months

Monday 3rd June
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Mr Pointy said:
Search for "lifting gantry hire". Outrageously expensive though.

https://www.hss.com/hire/p/beam-trolley-for-alum-g...
I would guess the stone is nearer 1000kg, given the fact it cannot be moved by four blokes used to moving heavy stuff as a living.

Given that, I think the gantry system suggested is the only suitable suggestion.

Not sure when the hell I'll get the chance to do it as I'm out and about a fair bit, but that's the plan!

Tim Cognito

390 posts

10 months

Monday 3rd June
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"Granite is about 70% quartz, which can be attacked with hydrofluoric acid.".

Dissolve your problems away...

nuyorican

933 posts

105 months

Monday 3rd June
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Get yourself off to your local dance music nightclub or rave. Fall in with the usual suspects hanging around outside at the end and head off to the after party.

Around ten in the morning when everyone is completely off their tits and you’re racking out some nice fat lines for the room, casually slip your dilemma into the conversation.

It might bubble away for a while, people suggesting ideas much like here. But as sure as night follows day, sooner or later a ‘mission’ will have been planned. And your rock will get moved by three eight-stone ravers on the way back from the booze run at the 7/11.

Milner993

1,321 posts

165 months

Monday 3rd June
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Sack barrow!

Only wish I had taken my own advice, I attempted to lift a large rock like that on my driveway recently, which I had previously put there using my own sack barrow, I decided I didn't need it this time and tried to lift the rock in to a wheel barrow and put my back out instantly!

I moved said rock about inch and have now been suffering with back pain for 5 weeks banghead

hidetheelephants

25,788 posts

196 months

Monday 3rd June
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ChocolateFrog said:
Any estimate on weight?

Looks like it could be granite and therefore very heavy, maybe 500/600kg?

I don't think I'd trust an engine hoist with that amount of weight.
If 4 blokes are getting it off the ground it will be nearer half that unless they're all powerlifters.
GliderRider said:
Shear legs would work if you can find a suitably heavy car to put outside the gate as an anchor point. Unless you already have the necessary long poles, blocks and tackle its unlikely to be cheaper than hiring the HSS gantry crane though.

yes This is what I'd do, but it depends on whether the OP has scaffold tube or lengths of wood, rope etc. to construct a shearlegs with.

PhilboSE

4,481 posts

229 months

Tuesday 4th June
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Given the varying estimates of weight from 250kg to 1000kg, it looks like knowing the actual weight of it is the first part of the problem to solve. OP, put it in a vessel of water and use Archimede’s principle to calculate its volume. The.n use the average density of granite to calculate its weight. At least you then know what you’re dealing with.

Wacky Racer

38,445 posts

250 months

Tuesday 4th June
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Cut it into four pieces with an angle grinder, re-position it, then stick it back together with superglue.

DonkeyApple

56,525 posts

172 months

Tuesday 4th June
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PhilboSE said:
Given the varying estimates of weight from 250kg to 1000kg, it looks like knowing the actual weight of it is the first part of the problem to solve. OP, put it in a vessel of water and use Archimede’s principle to calculate its volume. The.n use the average density of granite to calculate its weight. At least you then know what you’re dealing with.
And a smart person would place that vessel on the higher level prior to lifting the rock into it so that after conducting the displacement measurement the rock would be in the right place and the vessel dismantled around it. Eureka!

Randy Winkman

16,588 posts

192 months

Tuesday 4th June
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PhilboSE said:
Given the varying estimates of weight from 250kg to 1000kg, it looks like knowing the actual weight of it is the first part of the problem to solve. OP, put it in a vessel of water and use Archimede’s principle to calculate its volume. The.n use the average density of granite to calculate its weight. At least you then know what you’re dealing with.
My way of estimating the weight of things like that is that a litre of water weighs 1 kg so 1 cubic metre of water weighs 1000kg. Then imagine whether it is more or less an a cubic metre.

pneumothorax

1,371 posts

234 months

Tuesday 4th June
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Sorry, but I think you are all confusing this matter for the op. Every time I see a problem like this the first thing I think of is fire, and then "what would the Romans have done"

Hannibal dominated the alps thus "According to Livy, and repeated in Ammianus Marcellinus (de Sanctis, 1917:77 ff), the ancient engineers poured boiling vinegar on the rocks to facilitate their massive cracking along with burning the rocks by a fire underneath them"

op, you needs some Sarsons and some oxyacetylene.

As to how it got there

https://youtu.be/I9zMF-5tfEA?si=Bhkh9Vho3aXvEoh7

W12GT

3,564 posts

224 months

Tuesday 4th June
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Do you need to move it because you want to keep it or just because you want rid of it? If the latter then break it up. One way would he have a very long and hot fire under it/around it and then dump bus keys if ice and cold water on it. Slow process but that’s the way they used to do it before heavy equipment and explosives were used…

pneumothorax

1,371 posts

234 months

Tuesday 4th June
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hang about, that's what I just said, but with vinegar

The Three D Mucketeer

5,991 posts

230 months

Tuesday 4th June
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pneumothorax said:
Sorry, but I think you are all confusing this matter for the op. Every time I see a problem like this the first thing I think of is fire, and then "what would the Romans have done"

Hannibal dominated the alps thus "According to Livy, and repeated in Ammianus Marcellinus (de Sanctis, 1917:77 ff), the ancient engineers poured boiling vinegar on the rocks to facilitate their massive cracking along with burning the rocks by a fire underneath them"

op, you needs some Sarsons and some oxyacetylene.

As to how it got there

https://youtu.be/I9zMF-5tfEA?si=Bhkh9Vho3aXvEoh7
I bet they all pissed on it jester

Monkeylegend

26,697 posts

234 months

Tuesday 4th June
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pneumothorax said:
Sorry, but I think you are all confusing this matter for the op. Every time I see a problem like this the first thing I think of is fire, and then "what would the Romans have done"

Hannibal dominated the alps
We have the answer.

Hire a couple of elephants, they will move that easily.

Fatboy

8,003 posts

275 months

Tuesday 4th June
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Monkeylegend said:
pneumothorax said:
Sorry, but I think you are all confusing this matter for the op. Every time I see a problem like this the first thing I think of is fire, and then "what would the Romans have done"

Hannibal dominated the alps
We have the answer.

Hire a couple of elephants, they will move that easily.
Message the op on this thread, he'll be able to fix you up ..

Monkeylegend

26,697 posts

234 months

Tuesday 4th June
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Fatboy said:
Message the op on this thread, he'll be able to fix you up ..
That brings back memories smile

marksx

5,062 posts

193 months

Tuesday 4th June
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Leave it there and roll a new rock in through the gate.

Aphrabehn

45 posts

2 months

Tuesday 4th June
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otolith said:
"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."
Which I always thought a daft moment by Newton as any size lever will move the Earth just not by very much.

s p a c e m a n

10,841 posts

151 months

Tuesday 4th June
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I need an update...

I would be getting a cut down scaffold pole around the bar that is pointing down and then get everyone to lift from there flipping the rock up onto the upper level.