Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

[DonkeyApple]

Bonefish Blues said:

But it has a wonderful muriel, so good and lifelike that one could imagine oneself in the South Seas. And a hat.

God bless Hilda Ogden

I thought it was a mural of a pair of Zeros swooping onto Pearl Harbour as the sun rose.

[hidetheelephants]

DonkeyApple said:

Bonefish Blues said:

But it has a wonderful muriel, so good and lifelike that one could imagine oneself in the South Seas. And a hat.

God bless Hilda Ogden

I thought it was a mural of a pair of Zeros swooping onto Pearl Harbour as the sun rose.

I missed that delight. The first wave of torpedo bombers attacking USS Arizona and Oklahoma.

[Djtemeka]

The Don of Croy said:

Felt I had to post this here - it's Lincolnshire (so all bets are off) but it does offer a lot of space around some eclectic features...

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/65339955...

This baronial hall is on the first floor;



I mean, it has arrow slits and warm air heating, plus a pool and a bar. Wowsers.

I like it. A little updating here and there and it'll be ace. :P

[NomduJour]

Usual US fare - until you get to the diner, ice cream parlour, fake Starbucks and the rest in the basement:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1824-Stryker-Pl...

[FourWheelDrift]

NomduJour said:

Usual US fare - until you get to the diner, ice cream parlour, fake Starbucks and the rest in the basement:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1824-Stryker-Pl...

Reminds me when Homer Simpson built his own club in his basement.

[riskyj]

NomduJour said:

Usual US fare - until you get to the diner, ice cream parlour, fake Starbucks and the rest in the basement:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1824-Stryker-Pl...

What the fk?!

Real estate agent said:

Designed by a Disney illustrator, it exudes whimsy and meticulous planning. The Great Room features a majestic fireplace, 1st Century Cross, rolling ladder bookcase, cathedral ceiling, and fine woodworking.

Lower Levels feature a catering kitchen, 18-seat theater, & 100+ person space with stage & elevator. Socially, it hosts faculties, musicians, & charitable events with performances by Nate Bargatze, Bart Millard (MercyMe), and Tim Timmons.

This home epitomizes splendor, innovation, and community spirit.

[DaveyBoyWonder]

NomduJour said:

Usual US fare - until you get to the diner, ice cream parlour, fake Starbucks and the rest in the basement:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1824-Stryker-Pl...

First thing I ask for when I hire a Disney illustrator to design me a house.

Them: so Dave, what do you want in your house, 8 bedrooms? 8 bathrooms? Cinema room? Swimming pool?
Me: nah I want a 100 seat auditorium with stage, Starbucks and an ice cream shop in the basement.

[AlexGSi2000]

The Don of Croy said:

Felt I had to post this here - it's Lincolnshire (so all bets are off) but it does offer a lot of space around some eclectic features...

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/65339955...

This baronial hall is on the first floor;



I mean, it has arrow slits and warm air heating, plus a pool and a bar. Wowsers.

I can't figure that one out - It reminds me of the old Camelot theme park.
I'm guessing its a 70's build, bet it was mega back in the day.

[dxg]

DaveyBoyWonder said:

NomduJour said:

Usual US fare - until you get to the diner, ice cream parlour, fake Starbucks and the rest in the basement:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1824-Stryker-Pl...

First thing I ask for when I hire a Disney illustrator to design me a house.

Them: so Dave, what do you want in your house, 8 bedrooms? 8 bathrooms? Cinema room? Swimming pool?
Me: nah I want a 100 seat auditorium with stage, Starbucks and an ice cream shop in the basement.

Well, with the Christian iconography dotted around the place and the "Wonderful Counselor" poster, I can only conclude that there's money in worship over there...

[DonkeyApple]

DaveyBoyWonder said:

First thing I ask for when I hire a Disney illustrator to design me a house.

Them: so Dave, what do you want in your house, 8 bedrooms? 8 bathrooms? Cinema room? Swimming pool?
Me: nah I want a 100 seat auditorium with stage, Starbucks and an ice cream shop in the basement.

I did assume that 'Disney Illustrator' was US estate agent code for 'Some Mickey Mouse outfit'.

[mikey_b]

AlexGSi2000 said:

The Don of Croy said:

Felt I had to post this here - it's Lincolnshire (so all bets are off) but it does offer a lot of space around some eclectic features...

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/65339955...

This baronial hall is on the first floor;



I mean, it has arrow slits and warm air heating, plus a pool and a bar. Wowsers.

I can't figure that one out - It reminds me of the old Camelot theme park.
I'm guessing its a 70's build, bet it was mega back in the day.

Seems to be half from the 1970s, and half from the 1470s.

[Danielson73]

Danielson73 said:

DS129 said:

Err, how did that get past planning, it's totally out of character with the remaining semi, to the right.
It's bloody ugly and either St Albans is ridiculously expensive or it is vastly overpriced ( just my opinion of course)

St Albans is indeed ridiculously expensive, but it is also overpriced.

Timely https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cxxx609w12lo

[Tango13]

hidetheelephants said:

DonkeyApple said:

Bonefish Blues said:

But it has a wonderful muriel, so good and lifelike that one could imagine oneself in the South Seas. And a hat.

God bless Hilda Ogden

I thought it was a mural of a pair of Zeros swooping onto Pearl Harbour as the sun rose.

I missed that delight. The first wave of torpedo bombers attacking USS Arizona and Oklahoma.

On a quiet night when the wind is blowing in the right direction you'll be able to listen to the dulcet tones of the stock cars being thrashed round Skegness Raceway.

[DonkeyApple]

Tango13 said:

hidetheelephants said:

DonkeyApple said:

Bonefish Blues said:

But it has a wonderful muriel, so good and lifelike that one could imagine oneself in the South Seas. And a hat.

God bless Hilda Ogden

I thought it was a mural of a pair of Zeros swooping onto Pearl Harbour as the sun rose.

I missed that delight. The first wave of torpedo bombers attacking USS Arizona and Oklahoma.

On a quiet night when the wind is blowing in the right direction you'll be able to listen to the dulcet tones of the stock cars being thrashed round Skegness Raceway.

Well, at least it's not all bad then.

[Sporky]

NomduJour said:

Usual US fare - until you get to the diner, ice cream parlour, fake Starbucks and the rest in the basement:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1824-Stryker-Pl...

They really love brown in America.

[DonkeyApple]

Sporky said:

They really love brown in America.

Well, maybe not the MAGA chaps so much.

[Sheepshanks]

DaveyBoyWonder said:

First thing I ask for when I hire a Disney illustrator to design me a house.

Them: so Dave, what do you want in your house, 8 bedrooms? 8 bathrooms? Cinema room? Swimming pool?
Me: nah I want a 100 seat auditorium with stage, Starbucks and an ice cream shop in the basement.

That is just insane!

Although I preferred the one that had the cowboy town in the basement.

[bigandclever]

Not a nightmare as such (OK, it's not my personal style) but see if you can spot the mistake ..

[CivicDuties]

Ukrainian immigrants I expect, from the village of Lvoe.

[Bonefish Blues]

Dyslexic small mammal enthusiasts?