Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

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DodgyGeezer

41,113 posts

193 months

Friday 7th June
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Little Lofty said:
I’ve just bought this with a mate, probably the worst one we have done. It’s in a nice area and will sell easily once refurbed.
I have not touched it yet, this is how it was bought.







eek at least it's cleanish

Steve_W

1,502 posts

180 months

Friday 7th June
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Little Lofty said:
That's an interesting staircase!
A refurb thread would be great.

Little Lofty

3,375 posts

154 months

Friday 7th June
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Yeah I’m not too keen coming down that ‘staircase’ smile The loft has been made into a room, the only salvage will be the Velux windows, it will have to be ripped out and done again. The front bay window will probably have to be rebuilt and possibly the windows above, the centre mullion is slightly out of plumb smile The poor and none existent guttering has caused most of the problems, slight movement and wet and dry rot, the dry rot had been removed prior to the sale. No idea why it has no floor above the kitchen. No one has lived at the property for at least 12 years, work was done by the owner a few weeks here and there, en-suites were being added while the roof was leaking like a sieve, eccentric was the word the neighbour used to describe him.

I only realised it had a garage on my third visit after buying it, it still has clothes in the washing machine and some food in the fridge, the gas meter is slightly in debt smile









Probably needs rewire biggrin




FourWheelDrift

88,900 posts

287 months

Friday 7th June
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Steve_W said:
Little Lofty said:
That's an interesting staircase!
A refurb thread would be great.
Stairs descent of death (or at least a twisted ankle)

dudleybloke

20,104 posts

189 months

Friday 7th June
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FourWheelDrift said:
Stairs descent of death (or at least a twisted ankle)
Then fall face first onto the radiator.

weeve

209 posts

19 months

Friday 7th June
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Good project that. Bit of 4 by 2 and a squirt of expanding foam in the crack under the single window to the left of front door and its pretty much done I reckon smile

Little Lofty

3,375 posts

154 months

Friday 7th June
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weeve said:
Good project that. Bit of 4 by 2 and a squirt of expanding foam in the crack under the single window to the left of front door and its pretty much done I reckon smile
I might stick a Helibar in before I foam it smile

weeve

209 posts

19 months

Friday 7th June
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Ah, its going to be a posh place is it smile Best of luck.

Love the stairs... we have some 'you are so going to die' stairs to our attic courtesy of 1870's 'design'. Even better, if there is a fire you'll never survive the drop out of the hand cut skylight which is >20m off the floor.

Have a guess where I can find my kids playing when they crack the 3 number 'code' on the door.

hidetheelephants

26,004 posts

196 months

Friday 7th June
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That's about a week's gas on a card meter, the tariff on those things is designed to keep the poor poor.

soxboy

6,417 posts

222 months

Friday 7th June
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Little Lofty said:
I’ve just bought this with a mate, probably the worst one we have done. It’s in a nice area and will sell easily once refurbed.
I have not touched it yet, this is how it was bought.







‘As you enter the house you will not fail to be attracted to the double-height reception hall’
‘The property retains a number of period features including exposed brick work’

Little Lofty

3,375 posts

154 months

Friday 7th June
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hidetheelephants said:


That's about a week's gas on a card meter, the tariff on those things is designed to keep the poor poor.
Even more worrying is thats just standing charge. The electric meter is similar.

hidetheelephants

26,004 posts

196 months

Friday 7th June
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I spent an unholy amount of time on the phone sorting out debts that the vendor had racked up, then after that I still had several months stuck with the card meter and the ridiculous surcharges because persuading a utility supplier to replace the fking thing was harder than landing men on the moon.

Little Lofty

3,375 posts

154 months

Friday 7th June
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hidetheelephants said:
I spent an unholy amount of time on the phone sorting out debts that the vendor had racked up, then after that I still had several months stuck with the card meter and the ridiculous surcharges because persuading a utility supplier to replace the fking thing was harder than landing men on the moon.
On a different flip last year I inherited Boost pay as you go meters with a load of debt. Holy moly what a st show they are, the first thing they told me was that I was liable for the debt smile It took months to sort out, they threatened bailiffs and all sorts, I had to go to the Ombudsman to get it sorted ( they are almost as useless) They still owe me £400 compensation, but I simply don’t have the will to speak to them ever again.

Timberwolf

5,357 posts

221 months

Friday 7th June
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My first house was an ex-rental with prepay meters. It's eye-opening how quickly the treatment you get from certain utility companies changes, not that it's great at the best of times but their willingness to lie, cancel appointments without telling you, not provide agreed compensation, supply compensation vouchers which claim £30 but only give £5 meter credit when scanned... it feels like they take a gamble that the average prepay customer is not going to have either the time, energy or skill to go through all the places where procedure has not been followed and pick them up on it.

Of course for me this became a matter of principle, making the prepay meter one of the cheapest tariffs I've ever had, on the basis that almost everything I paid to a certain large utility provider ended up getting paid back to me at the point "typical dumb feckless idiot who gets themselves in trouble" suddenly turned into someone who had a very well itemised list of six months' worth of inexcusable behaviour...

james6546

1,050 posts

54 months

Friday 7th June
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Our last house, we moved in and there was a pre-pay meter installed as the previous occupants were a little rough…

The first time I put £20 on it and it lasted a day we decided it had to go.

eon decided that seeing as we hadn’t lived in the house for 3 years(!) they wouldn’t change it until we had.

My wife rang up and massively laid into them and they changed it the next week!

MajorMantra

1,370 posts

115 months

Sunday 9th June
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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135202490

Spotted this on a walk yesterday. It's Grade II listed, needs loads of work, only has pedestrian access, is attached to a damp church, and it probably floods since it's right by the river and everything that close to the Wye does.

No surprise, it's been on the market for ages. I can't fathom why anyone would buy it.

Edited by MajorMantra on Sunday 9th June 15:14

Bonefish Blues

27,714 posts

226 months

Sunday 9th June
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About 20ft above regular river level. It'd be tight.

CanAm

9,426 posts

275 months

Sunday 9th June
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MajorMantra said:


https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135202490

Spotted this on a walk yesterday. It's Grade II listed, needs loads of work, only has pedestrian access, is attached to a damp church, and it probably floods since it's right by the river and everything that close to the Wye does.

No surprise, it's been on the market for ages. I can't fathom why anyone would buy it.

Edited by MajorMantra on Sunday 9th June 15:14
This is never a good sign, is it?

"Key features:-
1. CASH PURCHASERS ONLY"

Gareth79

7,788 posts

249 months

Sunday 9th June
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MajorMantra said:
Spotted this on a walk yesterday. It's Grade II listed, needs loads of work, only has pedestrian access, is attached to a damp church, and it probably floods since it's right by the river and everything that close to the Wye does.

No surprise, it's been on the market for ages. I can't fathom why anyone would buy it.
Yup, it's in a flood zone 3 (the worst).

edit: And here's a picture of it under water:
https://www.alamy.com/the-riverside-moravian-churc...

hidetheelephants

26,004 posts

196 months

Sunday 9th June
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Gareth79 said:
MajorMantra said:
Spotted this on a walk yesterday. It's Grade II listed, needs loads of work, only has pedestrian access, is attached to a damp church, and it probably floods since it's right by the river and everything that close to the Wye does.

No surprise, it's been on the market for ages. I can't fathom why anyone would buy it.
Yup, it's in a flood zone 3 (the worst).

edit: And here's a picture of it under water:
https://www.alamy.com/the-riverside-moravian-churc...
It's not underwater? The water is within a few yards of the building, but even the bad one in 2020 doesn't seem to have reached it.