Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

[Trustmeimadoctor]

Don't know the area but seems steep for a 2 bed little cottage

[stuckmojo]

It's in a gorgeous bits of the Lake District, I am not surprised.

I still can't work out the fireplace, mind.

[CorradoTDI]

This just got emailed to me...

Only built 10 years ago and needs demolishing - don't think there is anything about it to like, awful!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/118350680

[PositronicRay]

CorradoTDI said:

This just got emailed to me...

Only built 10 years ago and needs demolishing - don't think there is anything about it to like, awful!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/118350680

I've been gawping and trying to think of something positive to say.

[Truckosaurus]

It has too many windows downstairs and not enough upstairs.

Looks like a stack of Portacabins used as the site office on a building site.

[Trustmeimadoctor]

is of steel construction so likely is shipping containers and impossible to mortgage

[zedx19]

Bonefish Blues said:

I know church conversions are tricky, but at least have a bloody go...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/118141811#/...

One near me for sale, unsure what I think tbh

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/81588945#/?...

[Trustmeimadoctor]

zedx19 said:

Bonefish Blues said:

I know church conversions are tricky, but at least have a bloody go...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/118141811#/...

One near me for sale, unsure what I think tbh

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/81588945#/?...

thats about 30squillion times nicer

but i will never have the kitchen in my living room (& bedroom!) mine smells bad enough after me farting in it let alone cooking smells and noise too. also heating cant be much fun with that volume of air to heat

Edited by Trustmeimadoctor on Wednesday 5th January 14:05

[Hoofy]

zedx19 said:

One near me for sale, unsure what I think tbh

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/81588945#/?...

That bathroom with the mirror in front of the shower. If that doesn't give a massive hint that you only date hotties, I don't know what does. *goes off to buy a full length mirror for the bathroom*

[bungz]

Trustmeimadoctor said:

is of steel construction so likely is shipping containers and impossible to mortgage

And hay bales.

Don't forget its eco credentials

[CorradoTDI]

Hoofy said:

That bathroom with the mirror in front of the shower. If that doesn't give a massive hint that you only date hotties, I don't know what does. *goes off to buy a full length mirror for the bathroom*

[KTMsm]

Have we had this one yet ?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/114823619

I stumbled onto it whilst looking nearby a quick google shows it's been for sale for at least 4 years circa £3M

I'm assuming the PO was either a footballer, drug dealer or a builder desperate to hide some cash

[PositronicRay]

KTMsm said:

Have we had this one yet ?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/114823619

I stumbled onto it whilst looking nearby a quick google shows it's been for sale for at least 4 years circa £3M

I'm assuming the PO was either a footballer, drug dealer or a builder desperate to hide some cash

Kang investments, property developer.

[edusa]

Whats with the living in a large corridor feel? round ponds everywhere,and tiny windows.

[KTMsm]

edusa said:

Whats with the living in a large corridor feel? round ponds everywhere,and tiny windows.

The whole thing is a disaster I CBA to look into the planning history but it looks like something that started small and kept sprouting additions

Most rooms are far too small and "landscaped gardens" it looks like a ex military base plonked in a field

[DodgyGeezer]

PositronicRay said:

CorradoTDI said:

This just got emailed to me...

Only built 10 years ago and needs demolishing - don't think there is anything about it to like, awful!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/118350680

I've been gawping and trying to think of something positive to say.

seems quite cheap?

[edusa]

DodgyGeezer said:

PositronicRay said:

CorradoTDI said:

This just got emailed to me...

Only built 10 years ago and needs demolishing - don't think there is anything about it to like, awful!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/118350680

I've been gawping and trying to think of something positive to say.

seems quite cheap?

Maybe its the going price for the land with a free house.

[dxg]

PositronicRay said:

CorradoTDI said:

This just got emailed to me...

Only built 10 years ago and needs demolishing - don't think there is anything about it to like, awful!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/118350680

I've been gawping and trying to think of something positive to say.

It comes with a free bald head (photo 11).

I just can't see that being built from nothing ten years ago. Why on earth would anyone install visible flow and return lines?!?! Maybe an extensive refurb of a 1940ies or 50ies telephone exchange ten years ago, perhaps...

[abzmike]

Looks almost like another building plonked on top of an old block of 6 garages. Weird.

[Fer]

dxg said:

PositronicRay said:

CorradoTDI said:

This just got emailed to me...

Only built 10 years ago and needs demolishing - don't think there is anything about it to like, awful!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/118350680

I've been gawping and trying to think of something positive to say.

It comes with a free bald head (photo 11).

I just can't see that being built from nothing ten years ago. Why on earth would anyone install visible flow and return lines?!?! Maybe an extensive refurb of a 1940ies or 50ies telephone exchange ten years ago, perhaps...

Streetview shows it going in the front garden of the house that is very close to it's right. I guess the reason why there are no windows on the other side is that it backs onto the neighbours drive, perhaps?