Show us your real estate pawn (Vol 5)

[hidetheelephants]

Nurburgsingh said:

h0b0 said:

How about a new build?

An environmentally sensitive country house with glorious views over its own land and located in Hambledon, one of the most coveted villages in Surrey. £5,950,000

Given that its a new build what happened on the landing ( pic 13 ) - what a mess...

You can see where they ran out of money.

[Riley Blue]

Nurburgsingh said:

TheJimi said:

The Don of Croy said:

For those with a Bauhaus thing, try this (not far from me and a very nice location) for just £2.5M with 20 acres, although just the annex would be good...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148204748#/...

Hell yes

I'd want to paint some walls but otherwise, I love that.

Is that a "Grand Design" house?

To me it's a 'Bad Design' pre-built kit-house that looks like it's been air-dropped into a wood.

It has too few bathrooms for the number of bedrooms, the fixtures and fittings look cheap, the doors to the balcony are awful, the interior plan is unimaginative - though the furnishings don't do it any favours. The pool floor would be used more effectively to connect living space with the grounds and the neighbours are too close to a house that's in a 20 acre site.

[dxg]

Escort3500 said:

Harry H said:

TheJimi said:

The Don of Croy said:

For those with a Bauhaus thing, try this (not far from me and a very nice location) for just £2.5M with 20 acres, although just the annex would be good...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148204748#/...

Hell yes

I'd want to paint some walls but otherwise, I love that.

It's a yes from me but like Jimi I'd want to soften the interior.

Another vote here; superb place.

Erm, why do lots of the images show shafts of sunlight on the floor? They've messed up the roof overhang. There's a reason these things are supposed to be single storey. All that glass with messed up shading because they got the solar study wrong. That will be fun.

[Louis Balfour]

Escort3500 said:

Harry H said:

TheJimi said:

The Don of Croy said:

For those with a Bauhaus thing, try this (not far from me and a very nice location) for just £2.5M with 20 acres, although just the annex would be good...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148204748#/...

Hell yes

I'd want to paint some walls but otherwise, I love that.

It's a yes from me but like Jimi I'd want to soften the interior.

Another vote here; superb place.

It looks like a pool house, and it's in Crowborough, the only place in the UK where tigers still exist in the wild.

[Wills2]

hidetheelephants said:

Nurburgsingh said:

h0b0 said:

How about a new build?

An environmentally sensitive country house with glorious views over its own land and located in Hambledon, one of the most coveted villages in Surrey. £5,950,000

Given that its a new build what happened on the landing ( pic 13 ) - what a mess...

You can see where they ran out of money.

There is a lot I like about that house, but what have they done with the hall, staircase and landing it's a right buggers muddle.

[trickywoo]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146738885#/...

Been for sale a little while so may take an offer.

[FunkyCEO]

Ever wanted to be a global super villain? The perfect compound:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/410-Trousdale-P...

[TheJimi]

There is a *LOT* to unpack about that place

[EmBe]

"Yeah, I want the whole 'dystopian prison slash spaceport slash I'm never getting a girlfriend anyway' look...."

[Riley Blue]

dxg said:

Erm, why do lots of the images show shafts of sunlight on the floor? They've messed up the roof overhang. There's a reason these things are supposed to be single storey. All that glass with messed up shading because they got the solar study wrong. That will be fun.

The mass of it bugs me. It doesn't harmonise with its surroundings; a single storey building would be much more in keeping (in my opinion of course).

[Doofus]

fk me.

[Electronicpants]

FunkyCEO said:

Ever wanted to be a global super villain? The perfect compound:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/410-Trousdale-P...

My god, that's Edna Mode's house from "The Incredibles"! It's even got the video entry camera so you can see up her nose.

[addey]

What's going on in pic 25? Looks like a mortuary?!

[hidetheelephants]

addey said:

What's going on in pic 25? Looks like a mortuary?!

"Yes, make it look like the set of CSI"

[FourWheelDrift]

Fallout meets Half Life meets Star Wars.

[numtumfutunch]

2% agency fees

Nice work......

[DodgyGeezer]

FunkyCEO said:

Ever wanted to be a global super villain? The perfect compound:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/410-Trousdale-P...

that looks like a scifi military compound

[abzmike]

Looks like a SuperMax prison... outside and inside.

[Tango13]

abzmike said:

Looks like a SuperMax prison... outside and inside.

But without the homely touches

ETA

Pic 24, what are the odds on finding Austin Powers struggling to do a three point in there at some point?

Edited by Tango13 on Tuesday 25th June 10:15

[weeve]

68 million and the kitchen has the 1970's kitchen strip lights that haunted my childhood.
Nothing that a few cans of magnolia wouldnt fix (sage advise from my mum circa 1978)