£200 debit card limit

[jinthamc]

Morning all,

I need to withdraw £500 from my bank account as I am going holiday tomorrow.
I'm currently with Lloyds and the max I can withdraw is £200 per day.

Now I have just won a Blackberry 8900 from ebay and need to pick it up tonight (Just so I can go on PH on my phone at airport and holiday). I have no money in my wallet.

If I goto the cash machine and withdraw say £200, then go into Sainsburys and get £50 cashback twice, would they let me? Then get the other £200 tomorrow.

The blackberry cost over £200 so I can't do it in one go and by the time I get to my bank after work they will be closed.

[ali_kat]

Go into a Branch and you can withdraw £500

[Famous Graham]

What Ali said - the cashpoint limit and daily withdrawal limit are often different.

Having said that, your original plan would be fine too - £50 shopping + £50 cashback or £100 shopping makes no difference to the bank, they only see the debit for £100 from the supermarket.

[blindswelledrat]

I need some help too.
As a result of drinking lots of water I have this really wierd sensation in my bladder. ALmost like it is overfull.
What on Gods sweet earth can I do to solve this crisis?
WHAT CAN I DO?

[Jinx]

blindswelledrat said:

I need some help too.
As a result of drinking lots of water I have this really wierd sensation in my bladder. ALmost like it is overfull.
What on Gods sweet earth can I do to solve this crisis?
WHAT CAN I DO?

Thank fk you've posted on PH - a poster will be along any moment to help...

[Famous Graham]

blindswelledrat said:

I need some help too.
As a result of drinking lots of water I have this really wierd sensation in my bladder. ALmost like it is overfull.
What on Gods sweet earth can I do to solve this crisis?
WHAT CAN I DO?

Put a clothes peg on the end of that hangy-downy thing between your legs. It will temporarily aid the need for painful muscle control.

It's not a long-term solution, admittedly, nor guaranteed to work, but on the upside, it should provide entertainment for your colleagues should it fail.

[randlemarcus]

blindswelledrat said:

I need some help too.
As a result of drinking lots of water I have this really wierd sensation in my bladder. ALmost like it is overfull.
What on Gods sweet earth can I do to solve this crisis?
WHAT CAN I DO?

You must drink more water, or osmosis means it will all seep through your suit (or pressed chinos if you are working in the City today) and corrode your fine leather executive swivel chair.

Let us know how it goes...

[merc_man]

blindswelledrat said:

I need some help too.
As a result of drinking lots of water I have this really wierd sensation in my bladder. ALmost like it is overfull.
What on Gods sweet earth can I do to solve this crisis?
WHAT CAN I DO?

Are you taking the piss? If not, I think you should be.

[Jazzer77]

blindswelledrat said:

I need some help too.
As a result of drinking lots of water I have this really wierd sensation in my bladder. ALmost like it is overfull.
What on Gods sweet earth can I do to solve this crisis?
WHAT CAN I DO?

Lmfao , I love you PH.

[escargot]

blindswelledrat said:

I need some help too.
As a result of drinking lots of water I have this really wierd sensation in my bladder. ALmost like it is overfull.
What on Gods sweet earth can I do to solve this crisis?
WHAT CAN I DO?

A shotgun to the offending area of the body should do the trick.

[blindswelledrat]

Jazzer77 said:

blindswelledrat said:

I need some help too.
As a result of drinking lots of water I have this really wierd sensation in my bladder. ALmost like it is overfull.
What on Gods sweet earth can I do to solve this crisis?
WHAT CAN I DO?

Lmfao , I love you PH.

Hang on a second.
Don't dilute your love to PH as a whole.
It was just ME who wrote that.
ME.
Just me, ok

[J500ANT]

blindswelledrat said:

I need some help too.
As a result of drinking lots of water I have this really wierd sensation in my bladder. ALmost like it is overfull.
What on Gods sweet earth can I do to solve this crisis?
WHAT CAN I DO?

Fall asleep and then get someone to dip your hands in warm water.

HTH

[crofty1984]

blindswelledrat said:

I need some help too.
As a result of drinking lots of water I have this really wierd sensation in my bladder. ALmost like it is overfull.
What on Gods sweet earth can I do to solve this crisis?
WHAT CAN I DO?

ps off.

[Matt_N]

Oh I get it, this is an April fools.

Have you never been into a bank to withdraw money before?

[sleep envy]

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