Donald Trump leads the Republican Candidates in the polls!
Donald Trump leads the Republican Candidates in the polls!
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RDMcG

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20,901 posts

237 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2011/04/28/gop_prim...

2012
Newly elected President Donald Trump has proclaimed National Bad Hair Day as a new Holiday to celebrate his accession to the highest office in the Land. The new 80 floor replacement for the White House, the Trump Liberty Tower has been approved, and the First Lady has been appointed for only a two year term, when she will be replaced by the Second Lady, as is the norm for President Trump, known to the CIA as TOTUS, (Trump of the United States).

Democracy is a wonderful,wonderful thing



Edited by RDMcG on Friday 29th April 15:58

Mr_B

10,480 posts

273 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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America has some odd people going for office. Do the 19% who voted for Mitt Romney just dismiss the fact he is a Mormon and all that goes with believing that ? You may want to look up some of the tenets of Mormonism first.

ChiChoAndy

73,668 posts

285 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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Mr_B said:
America has some odd people going for office. Do the 19% who voted for Mitt Romney just dismiss the fact he is a Mormon and all that goes with believing that ? You may want to look up some of the tenets of Mormonism first.
Magic pants in the Oval office?

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

187 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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A perfect example of why I prefer a constitutional monarchy with an apolitical head of state.

Muntu

7,687 posts

229 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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To be honest, he doesn't have a lot in the way of competition at the moment. He will never run though, thankfully hehe

ChiChoAndy

73,668 posts

285 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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Muntu said:
To be honest, he doesn't have a lot in the way of competition at the moment. He will never run though, thankfully hehe
I'm sure it's simply to get the republicans in the news. Nothing better than a bit of a celebrity.

Muntu

7,687 posts

229 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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ChiChoAndy said:
Muntu said:
To be honest, he doesn't have a lot in the way of competition at the moment. He will never run though, thankfully hehe
I'm sure it's simply to get the republicans in the news. Nothing better than a bit of a celebrity.
I think it may be more to get Trump in the news smile

Victor McDade

4,395 posts

212 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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I hope he runs - will make politics a bit more interesting smile And I'm sure Obama would not mind him running too.

YahooNews said:
Trump took repeated shots at China, and marveled over Obama hosting Chinese leader Hu Jintao for a state dinner earlier this year, saying: ``When people are screwing you, you don't give them a state dinner.

``Here's what happens if if I'm there. We sit down in my office for a few hours and we make a deal where they stop manipulating the currency. If we make a deal, maybe we give them a state dinner.

``If they don't make a deal, they take McDonald's and go home.''

Trump also mocked NATO's effort to protect rebels in Libya attempting to overthrow strongman Moamer Kadhafi.

In a typical quip, he bellowed: "And who's the leader of the group? France.

"France! They wanted to go in first. We haven't seen them since.''

The businessman also trained his fire on the decision by former US president George W. Bush to invade and occupy Iraq, saying that ``the smart people weren't in charge.''

Yet he expressed concern that when the United States pulls out, Iran will take over Iraq and enjoy the bounty of its oil.

``In the old days, when you had a war and you won the war, it was yours,'' he said. ``Now, when we have a war, we spend all that money and lose all those lives and then we leave. What do we do this for?''

Jasandjules

72,633 posts

259 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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Money makes the world go around.

ChiChoAndy

73,668 posts

285 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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Trump or Palin, Trump or Palin? scratchchin

Bing o

15,184 posts

249 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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And the US haven't manipulated their currency through QE at all have they?

matchmaker

9,068 posts

230 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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ChiChoAndy said:
Trump or Palin, Trump or Palin? scratchchin
eekeekeek

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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Victor McDade said:
The state dinner thing alone leads me to believe he is a twunt of the highest order. "We weely weely sowwy Misser Twump, we won won of yor stay dinners, we do deal, e-ne-fin yu won boss, we no likey cheezburger". Soundbite politics and bluster. And the fkkers will fall for it!

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 29th April 19:29

ChiChoAndy

73,668 posts

285 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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anonymous said:
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You're right. Telling them to fk off to McDonalds until they are a bit more pliable is a far better diplomatic solution. rolleyes

EDLT

15,421 posts

236 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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anonymous said:
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Obama (and Blair!) got elected using similar tactics, only their soundbites were different.

Muntu

7,687 posts

229 months

Friday 29th April 2011
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Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

261 months

Saturday 30th April 2011
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Mr_B said:
America has some odd people going for office. Do the 19% who voted for Mitt Romney just dismiss the fact he is a Mormon and all that goes with believing that ? You may want to look up some of the tenets of Mormonism first.
The odd things associated with that religion, mainly multiple wives, has long gone. Romney has taken many failing businesses and made them profitable. He was appointed to save the Olympics one year, in Lake Tahoe, and turned that black hole into a money maker. He has had to mee payrolls. He was a Governor, which is a chief executive, unlike a Senator. What do you find "bad" about the guy?

Willie Dee

1,559 posts

238 months

Saturday 30th April 2011
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Guy is a dick, but fair play, he is very very good at what he does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Kvlz2n_OE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErSOdiNFMU&NR=...

Guybrush

4,364 posts

236 months

Saturday 30th April 2011
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He's a bit cleverer than one may think if just looking at his image and the odd soundbite. Anyway, who have we had running things in the UK under the last government for 13 years? Marxists and Trotskyists. MMMM, much better....

ChiChoAndy

73,668 posts

285 months

Saturday 30th April 2011
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Willie Dee said:
Guy is a dick, but fair play, he is very very good at what he does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Kvlz2n_OE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErSOdiNFMU&NR=...
You think he came across well in that interview? He sounds like a pub politician.