Evil twisted perverted bastard

[DavesFlaps]

It's not often I'm left speechless by news stories, however I read the following this morning on the website of my local newspaper.

What the fk was going through this person's head?

If he ever gets caught, what will/should his punishment be?

http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstories/9am-B...

POLICE are hunting a man who carried out a sexual assault on a lamb which was later found dead.

A shocked passer-by spotted the man, believed to be in his 20s, molesting the farm animal in a field near Silverknowes Road.

A police spokesman said: "Lothian and Borders Police are investigating after a male was seen performing an indecent act on a lamb.

"The suspect fled after being disturbed, at which time, the lamb was found to be dead. Enquiries are now underway to determine whether the animal's death is linked to the incident."

[4Q]

I wonder how long it'll take them to call all the Welsh people living in the area...

[Cleaning Van Man]

mint sauce, rosemary and garlic.

[shakotan]

Your link takes you to a story about the Russian airport bombing...

[ZOLLAR]

4Q said:

I wonder how long it'll take them to call all the Welsh people living in the area...

Just to help clear things up, i was working till 8 last night and got home around 9, i was nowhere near scotland...












phew, i think they believed me.

[GTIR]

Cleaning Van Man said:

mint sauce, rosemary and garlic.

Are they all mods?

[Inter]

Garlick look what he posted about you ban him

[Faceplant]

Evil twisted perverted baaaaaastard?

[anonymous-user]

shakotan said:

Your link takes you to a story about the Russian airport bombing...

Are you suggesting that they're related?

[wolves_wanderer]

Haha, sheep paedophile

[ZOLLAR]

Faceplant said:

Evil twisted perverted baaaaaastard?

Ewe should be lambasted for that post

Edited by ZOLLAR on Tuesday 25th January 10:14

[anonymous-user]

OP there is a whole forum dedicated to that sort of stuff...

Google 'beast forum' but beware it is NSFW and apparently there are more user on it than PH (or so i've heard)...

He hee

[Negative Creep]

Hope he knows a good baaarister

[Big Rod]

wolves_wanderer said:

Haha, sheep paedophile

And necrophilliac by the sounds of it.

[andy400]

wolves_wanderer said:

Haha, sheep paedophile

No, paedophiles like kids not lambs.....


See what I did there? Eh? Eh?

No? Ok

[Turbodiesel1690]

Meh

Theres worse going on in the world

[slipstream 1985]

andy400 said:

wolves_wanderer said:

Haha, sheep paedophile

No, paedophiles like kids not lambs.....


See what I did there? Eh? Eh?

No? Ok

ewe what?

[goldblum]

You'd have to be pretty desperate..




Then again..

[Cleaning Van Man]

Turbodiesel1690 said:

Meh

Theres worse going on in the world

Yeah.

can't say it exactly made my blood boil in the same way as if it had been a young child.

[wolves_wanderer]

andy400 said:

wolves_wanderer said:

Haha, sheep paedophile

No, paedophiles like kids not lambs.....


See what I did there? Eh? Eh?

No? Ok

You've goat to be joking?