How the mighty have fallen!

[g3org3y]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-12...

article said:

Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia has been cautioned by police for shoplifting at a supermarket in Cheshire.

Officers were called to Sainsburys in Alderley Road, Wilmslow, on Friday, where she was detained on suspicion of stealing groceries.

The 26-year-old, from Essex, was given a caution for theft.

Although I may have used the term 'mighty' quite loosely.

[Laurel Green]

Why was she shopping in Wilmslow when her given address is in Essex? Is it that she is 'known' closer to home?

[pacman1]

How does a 'caution' for theft work then? You either pinched it or you didn't, shirly?

[CooperD]

Laurel Green said:

Why was she shopping in Wilmslow when her given address is in Essex? Is it that she is 'known' closer to home?

You can probably steal a better class of vegetable in Wilmslow.

[Eric Mc]

CooperD said:

Laurel Green said:

Why was she shopping in Wilmslow when her given address is in Essex? Is it that she is 'known' closer to home?

You can probably steal a better class of vegetable in Wilmslow.

Beats dating a vegetable (or was that the other Cheeky Girl?).

[Milky Joe]

pacman1 said:

How does a 'caution' for theft work then? You either pinched it or you didn't, shirly?

She coughed it and was given a police caution.

[Rollcage]

I thought this was going to be about John Prescott advertising MoneySuperMarket.com ......

[jazzybee]

Rollcage said:

I thought this was going to be about John Prescott advertising MoneySuperMarket.com ......

Saw it for the first time today. I like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWpW_5X2EYE

[spikeyhead]

Women with nothing to do other than spend their husbands money all day often resort to shoplifting as an adrenaline rush or for attention seeking.

[HundredthIdiot]

[mybrainhurts]

jazzybee said:

Rollcage said:

I thought this was going to be about John Prescott advertising MoneySuperMarket.com ......

Saw it for the first time today. I like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWpW_5X2EYE

His Lordship has a gym...?

In the GARAGE..?

Common as muck..

Fat bloater...

[DonkeyApple]

Laurel Green said:

Why was she shopping in Wilmslow when her given address is in Essex? Is it that she is 'known' closer to home?

I would have thought it a little obvious. Given what lives in Wilmslow and the fact that it is an easy route to access to money and media access.

[mattviatura]

DonkeyApple said:

Given what lives in Wilmslow

I'll bite.

What?

[DonkeyApple]

mattviatura said:

DonkeyApple said:

Given what lives in Wilmslow

I'll bite.

What?

Wilmslow, like its neighbour Alderley Edge, is famous for its affluence and expensive houses.[2] It has a selection of expensive designer shops and cafe/restaurants that attract people living the true "Cheshire lifestyle", such as the numerous Premiership footballers, WAGs, actors and multi-millionaire North-West business people that live in and around the Wilmslow area.[3] It is one of the most expensive and sought-after places to live in the UK outside of central London.[4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilmslow

[mattviatura]

I possibly misread your post, it didn't make sense to me.

I know Wilmslow very well indeed, there were a few interesting omissions from that list, notably some 'colourful' characters.

[nutty slack]

mybrainhurts said:

Fat bloater...

Is there another sort?
(Awaits photo of some flat fishy-type thing...)

[mybrainhurts]

nutty slack said:

mybrainhurts said:

Fat bloater...

Is there another sort?
(Awaits photo of some flat fishy-type thing...)

[Rouleur]

Useless fact of the day - Richard Madeley was once 'done' for shop lifting wine from the very same store.

Who's next then?

[anonymous-user]

CooperD said:

Laurel Green said:

Why was she shopping in Wilmslow when her given address is in Essex? Is it that she is 'known' closer to home?

You can probably steal a better class of vegetable in Wilmslow.

Yup in Essex most of the vegetables are walking around the shop.

[Laurel Green]

Symbolica said:

Yup in Essex most of the vegetables are walking around the shop.

Sir makes a very good point!