Elton John is a Dad!

[HoHoHo]

According to Sky News, Elton and his partner have become parents to a child born of a surrogate mother.

I would wager the child is the equivalent of a small toy dog, the sort Paris Hilton carries in her handbag, who will follow his parents in a clutter of nannies and other paid staff being rolled out for family photos when Hello are paying the bill.

Is this a love child or a trophy baby who will never be fed or changed by his new parents in the middle of the night?

[Victor McDade]

Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John.


Quality name.....

[Jasandjules]

Well, it won't have a hard life....

[hidetheelephants]

Jasandjules said:

Well, it won't have a hard life....

... until it attends school, which will be the seventh circle of hell.

[Jasandjules]

hidetheelephants said:

Jasandjules said:

Well, it won't have a hard life....

... until it attends school, which will be the seventh circle of hell.

Not really, it will be in a school with other children of rich people will it not?

[ErnestM]

Jasandjules said:

hidetheelephants said:

Jasandjules said:

Well, it won't have a hard life....

... until it attends school, which will be the seventh circle of hell.

Not really, it will be in a school with other children of rich people will it not?

...because that always ends well...

[spikeyhead]

Jasandjules said:

hidetheelephants said:

Jasandjules said:

Well, it won't have a hard life....

... until it attends school, which will be the seventh circle of hell.

Not really, it will be in a school with other children of rich people will it not?

No, Elton will send it to the local comprehensive on a sink estate.

[HD Adam]

I presume this was a Grudge Pregnancy?

[Flintstone]

Dammit, I misread the thread title. I've got a fiver riding on three celebrities snuffing it over the holiday.

[Jasandjules]

ErnestM said:

...because that always ends well...

Being a t**t (spoilt brat thinks he can get away with anything because daddy will fix it shock!) is different to being in the 7th circle of hell.

[ErnestM]

Jasandjules said:

ErnestM said:

...because that always ends well...

Being a t**t (spoilt brat thinks he can get away with anything because daddy will fix it shock!) is different to being in the 7th circle of hell.

I see your point. Elton's is in for a very tough life...

[dandarez]

hidetheelephants said:

Jasandjules said:

Well, it won't have a hard life....

... until it attends school, which will be the seventh circle of hell.

Bit rough, calling him 'it'. Not his fault.

Problem most are missing is when the son goes to school, not primary, but when he's 11 his 'Dad' will be 71 !!

[dandarez]

Flintstone said:

Dammit, I misread the thread title. I've got a fiver riding on three celebrities snuffing it over the holiday.

Eh?
Oh...

who are the other two?

Edited by dandarez on Tuesday 28th December 21:21

[hidetheelephants]

Jasandjules said:

hidetheelephants said:

Jasandjules said:

Well, it won't have a hard life....

... until it attends school, which will be the seventh circle of hell.

Not really, it will be in a school with other children of rich people will it not?

In my limited experience, rich kids are just as capable of being evil little stes as dole spawn.

[jeff m]

Victor McDade said:

Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John.


Quality name.....

Not Dwight then ?
Zachary Dwight could get him off the hook unless he inherits those silly glasses.

[Sheets Tabuer]

In 20 years his dads will be dead and he'll get 500m, lucky bd.

[sparkythecat]

HoHoHo said:

According to Sky News, Elton and his partner have become parents to a child born of a surrogate mother.

So, Who's the daddy ?

[HOGEPH]

He should spend more time on song writing rather than fatherhood. Everything he's done after Goodbye Yellow Brick Road has been ste!

[Victor McDade]

Sheets Tabuer said:

In 20 years his dads will be dead and he'll get 500m, lucky bd.

To be fair I think Elton's husband is only in his 40s. That said I think bringing up a baby at Elton's age (early 60s?) Is rather selfish.

[arfur]

ErnestM said:

Jasandjules said:

hidetheelephants said:

Jasandjules said:

Well, it won't have a hard life....

... until it attends school, which will be the seventh circle of hell.

Not really, it will be in a school with other children of rich people will it not?

...because that always ends well...

That guy is in soooooo much st with David it's unreal !!!