Quick phone 999.. someone has stolen my....

[joe_90]

Snowman.. ffs

linky

idiot said:

She was then asked whether it was an ornament, and answered: "No, a snowman made of snow, I made him myself.

"It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

[jains15]

What I love is someone saw the teaspoons and the £2 and thought "No I won't just steal the items which have worth, I will steal the whole snowman."

Classic

[12gauge]

The sheeple imitating their masters

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7781379....

A London MP has been called "dizzy" for dialling 999 after hearing strange noises from her boiler.

[Elroy Blue]

We had a 999 call a few nights ago from someone who had lost the remote for their TV and wasnted us to come around to turn their telly off.

[Ikemi]

Elroy Blue said:

We had a 999 call a few nights ago from someone who had lost the remote for their TV and wasnted us to come around to turn their telly off.

Unbelievable ... It's quite worrying that there are people in society who feel the need to call the Police over such trivial matters. How do they survive on a daily basis!?

[Carrot]

Elroy Blue said:

We had a 999 call a few nights ago from someone who had lost the remote for their TV and wasnted us to come around to turn their telly off.

They MUST have been taking the piss... please tell me they were... if that is the mental capability of someone "higher functioning" making a serious phone call, I don't wish to be part of the same species!

[eldar]

Carrot said:

Elroy Blue said:

We had a 999 call a few nights ago from someone who had lost the remote for their TV and wasnted us to come around to turn their telly off.

They MUST have been taking the piss... please tell me they were... if that is the mental capability of someone "higher functioning" making a serious phone call, I don't wish to be part of the same species!

I suspect the presence of alcohol

[madcyril]

eldar said:

Carrot said:

Elroy Blue said:

We had a 999 call a few nights ago from someone who had lost the remote for their TV and wasnted us to come around to turn their telly off.

They MUST have been taking the piss... please tell me they were... if that is the mental capability of someone "higher functioning" making a serious phone call, I don't wish to be part of the same species!

I suspect the presence of alcohol

lazy fkers cant they get off the sofa ffs

[baldy1926]

Good job it was not the met they would have sent us around. As they dont seem to filter any calls considering the calls they do class as immediate response.

[teapea]

Stupid chavs

[5pen]

Elroy Blue said:

We had a 999 call a few nights ago from someone who had lost the remote for their TV and wasnted us to come around to turn their telly off.

I know it'd only take more time, but are these cases ever followed-up for wasting police time?

I was shocked during the Coppers TV program the other day how many 999 calls were reporting stuff said on Facebook...

[cartel]

[dandarez]

Elroy Blue said:

We had a 999 call a few nights ago from someone who had lost the remote for their TV and wasnted us to come around to turn their telly off.

This country has slowly been going down the pan for years.

When my son-in-law did a 999 - he caught yobs keylining his Mini - no cops turned up, although he did get a 'waste of time' call from them days later!

When I followed a pallet lorry and it's load started falling off, I did a 999. I ended the call after about a minute of the person the other end being more interested in 'me' and what I was doing/going. Never did find out whether the falling pallets caused any incidents, but the ones that smashed into the road in front of my car were enough to get me to pull over and call 999. Would I bother again, probably not.

Now, pleeeeeease don't tell me the above fool had a cop go round and turn the telly off?

[Jasandjules]

Elroy Blue said:

We had a 999 call a few nights ago from someone who had lost the remote for their TV and wasnted us to come around to turn their telly off.

Can you not just pop round and knock them out with the truncheon?

[Dublte]

Jasandjules said:

Elroy Blue said:

We had a 999 call a few nights ago from someone who had lost the remote for their TV and wasnted us to come around to turn their telly off.

Can you not just pop round and knock them out with the truncheon?

Policing like that might just sort the country out.

[moparmick]

madcyril said:

eldar said:

Carrot said:

Elroy Blue said:

We had a 999 call a few nights ago from someone who had lost the remote for their TV and wasnted us to come around to turn their telly off.

They MUST have been taking the piss... please tell me they were... if that is the mental capability of someone "higher functioning" making a serious phone call, I don't wish to be part of the same species!

I suspect the presence of alcohol

lazy fkers cant they get off the sofa ffs

Probably the royle family

[crmcatee]

Just goes to show - don't leave anything lying about in Chatham. They'll even steal snow.