Maximum hilarity in high court.

[joe_90]

/edit bah .. just seen it years old.. nevermind.. its still amusing
/edit 2.. deleting as just looked into it and its is fake (no source according to snopes)..



original link for peeps that still want a laugh - http://www.ocnus.net/artman2/publish/Light_Side_14...

Edited by joe_90 on Friday 1st October 08:21

[JFReturns]

[hornetrider]

The judge sounds excellent!

[10JH]

How did he steal 40,000 coat hangers?

Did he rob a van, or storage, or steal them all from every room he ever visited?!

[cardigankid]

Brilliant.

This guy should be a folk hero.

Thank you

PS Pity, so funny. Someone should go into script writing. Better than Rumpole, this. He could still be a folk hero.

Edited by cardigankid on Friday 1st October 08:20

[Liszt]

Seems to date from 2002 but not seen it before so well done you. Very amusing. I think we all wish we would act like that if we could.

[JFReturns]

joe_90 said:

/edit bah .. just seen it years old.. nevermind.. its still amusing
/edit 2.. deleting as just looked into it and its is fake (no source according to snopes)..



original link for peeps that still want a laugh - http://www.ocnus.net/artman2/publish/Light_Side_14...

Edited by joe_90 on Friday 1st October 08:21

Put it back! Who cares if it is fake, it is amusing anyway

[plasticpig]

I believe it's real. It was first published in the Independent in 2002.

[jeff m]

There are a lot of these about, I do think that is one of the best ones.

Queens Counsel: "...and pray what exactly is a fish and chip shop", managed to throw the jury completely. (early drink and drive test case, re stopped in the act etc)

[smartie]

Why would he be cross-examined if he was admitting the offence?

[tr7v8]

Hadn't seen that & it is damn good!

This is good as well.
http://www.ocnus.net/artman2/publish/Light_Side_14...

[Pupp]

Shame first instance criminal matters are not actually tried by the High Court

[ianash]

Fricking Nulabia and their Quangos, they couldn't stop regulating things over which they had no business to be poking their nose into. Roll on Picnic Pickles as he starts to dismantle these socialist jobs for the boys outfits.