Is this the ultimate PH News report ? quad chavs

[anonymous-user]

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[Bing o]

I really thought this was a news article about the England midfield...

[Ross1988]

I honestly and sincerely feel for the family involved.

Of the train driver.

And said train driver.

Taking a life like that cannot be nice, regardless that they were pondscum. I hope he doesn't suffer any ill effects from this incident.

The articles states 68 mph. Was he doing 70-75 and slammed on and they just made up a speed?

I can't really tell from the picture from the direction of travel but it looks like the train had come from the really long straight, how did they not see the train.

[y2blade]

my thoughts are with the train driver

[joe_90]

Aye..I like the comments.. 'What happened to the jackets'

[andy400]

anonymous said:

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That almost certainly isn't the train that hit them, it's much later in the day and the train wouldn't have been able to stop anywhere near the scene of the accident (aka suicide by stupidity). At 4am it was almost certainly a freight train on the other set of lines (where all the workers are) that hit them.

The train pictured is not wrong line working, those are two sets of double tracks - and it is running on the 'left' of that double set.

[V88Dicky]

My thoughts are with the train driver. Although if I was him, I'd imagine I would feel a whole lot better after I found out who I hit.

Darwin Award from the same page;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...
I mean, come on!

[Rusty Arches]

anonymous said:

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This story is several months old, there were LOADS of FB groups mocking these bits of tenderised low grade meat.

If I remember rightly, there was one called "RIP Quad Bikes " etc

Found the original PH thread:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...



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Edited by Rusty Arches on Tuesday 7th September 09:27

[joe_90]

And you missed one important factor.

One of the survivors is breeding.. http://www.facebook.com/#!/liam.xuereb?ref=search

[Pickled Piper]

V88Dicky said:

My thoughts are with the train driver. Although if I was him, I'd imagine I would feel a whole lot better after I found out who I hit.

Darwin Award from the same page;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...
I mean, come on!

Did any of his mates actually keep a record of how long he hung on for?

He may well have got the record.

pp

[andy400]

anonymous said:

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[john_p]

^^ As I Understand It

Rusty Arches said:

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[joe_90]

Also from the other thread:


From Facebook

"If a train leaves the station headed south travelling at 80 mph, and a
stolen quadbike is headed north along the same tracks at 30 mph, how
long does it take to scrape Trevor and Davids remains off the raliway
line?"

[andy400]

joe_90 said:

Also from the other thread:


From Facebook

"If a train leaves the station headed south travelling at 80 mph, and a
stolen quadbike is headed north along the same tracks at 30 mph, how
long does it take to scrape Trevor and Davids remains off the raliway
line?"

[g3org3y]

Go Darwin!!

joe_90 said:

And you missed one important factor.

One of the survivors is breeding.. http://www.facebook.com/#!/liam.xuereb?ref=search

That's not how it's supposed to work.

[Frankeh]

V88Dicky said:

My thoughts are with the train driver. Although if I was him, I'd imagine I would feel a whole lot better after I found out who I hit.

Darwin Award from the same page;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...
I mean, come on!

Read the whole article and still didn't find out how long he held on for. If it was 7 days or something then his death was kind of noble in a way..

If it was 15 seconds then he died a pointless death.

[monthefish]

Rusty Arches said:

anonymous said:

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This story is several months old, there were LOADS of FB groups mocking these bits of tenderised low grade meat.

If I remember rightly, there was one called "RIP Quad Bikes " etc

Found the original PH thread:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...



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joe_90 said:

Also from the other thread:


From Facebook

"If a train leaves the station headed south travelling at 80 mph, and a
stolen quadbike is headed north along the same tracks at 30 mph, how
long does it take to scrape Trevor and Davids remains off the raliway
line?"

[y2blade]

monthefish said:

Rusty Arches said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

This story is several months old, there were LOADS of FB groups mocking these bits of tenderised low grade meat.

If I remember rightly, there was one called "RIP Quad Bikes " etc

Found the original PH thread:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...



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joe_90 said:

Also from the other thread:


From Facebook

"If a train leaves the station headed south travelling at 80 mph, and a
stolen quadbike is headed north along the same tracks at 30 mph, how
long does it take to scrape Trevor and Davids remains off the raliway
line?"

proper belly laugh here, nearly spat my coffee out

[joe_90]

All the comments are magic..

[monthefish]

"delay due to thieves on the line"



Inspired.