It's Michael O'Leary time...again.
It's Michael O'Leary time...again.
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Langweilig

Original Poster:

4,499 posts

241 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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Deva Link

26,934 posts

275 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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Surely it would be better if the hostess flew the plane, and then she could call the pilot through in an emergency?

petemurphy

10,943 posts

213 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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people still use AOL jesus!

spikeyhead

20,509 posts

227 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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I don't think anyone, ever, has been better at getting free publicity than that jumped up firking leprechaun.

smartie

2,630 posts

303 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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looking at the BA situation, wouldn't it actually be cheaper to train pilots to dish the cups of tea out?

MonkeyHanger

9,267 posts

272 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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A RyanAir flight, some time in the near future...




Sheets Tabuer

21,471 posts

245 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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He annoys the crap out of me, he thinks I assume if someone is paid 30k he can pay them 20k or someone else will want the job, he seems to place no value on skill and thinks if someone will do it cheaper why the hell should you pay more.

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Sheets Tabuer said:
He annoys the crap out of me, he thinks I assume if someone is paid 30k he can pay them 20k or someone else will want the job, he seems to place no value on skill and thinks if someone will do it cheaper why the hell should you pay more.
He only does it because his employees accept those terms and conditions in the first place.

People go there 'for a few years' and think they'll move on to someone better. The trouble is all the better airlines are saying - if people work for ryanair for 'x' why are we paying our employees this much, giving them private health, staff travel, good pensions, uniforms, respect etc etc. . . . and down we all go.

turbobloke

117,280 posts

290 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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There are female cabin crew who are already familiar with flight deck procedures.

NSFW

Hedders

24,460 posts

277 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Surely it's only a metter of time before commercial aircraft are flown totally by computer anyway?


anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Hedders said:
Surely it's only a metter of time before commercial aircraft are flown totally by computer anyway?
Surely it's "only a matter of time" before we can go to Saturn on holiday?

Lucas CAV

3,068 posts

249 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Hedders said:
Surely it's only a metter of time before commercial aircraft are flown totally by computer anyway?
with no pilot on board?

would you fly on it?

Hedders

24,460 posts

277 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Lucas CAV said:
Hedders said:
Surely it's only a metter of time before commercial aircraft are flown totally by computer anyway?
with no pilot on board?

would you fly on it?
sure, planes crash anyway. So long as the risks stayed about the same or better than i don't see an issue.




Lucas CAV

3,068 posts

249 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Hedders said:
Lucas CAV said:
Hedders said:
Surely it's only a metter of time before commercial aircraft are flown totally by computer anyway?
with no pilot on board?

would you fly on it?
sure, planes crash anyway. So long as the risks stayed about the same or better than i don't see an issue.
I presume you are joking.

However - I would not get on any plane without a pilot...

I don't care how good your computer is!

Hedders

24,460 posts

277 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Lucas CAV said:
Hedders said:
Lucas CAV said:
Hedders said:
Surely it's only a metter of time before commercial aircraft are flown totally by computer anyway?
with no pilot on board?

would you fly on it?
sure, planes crash anyway. So long as the risks stayed about the same or better than i don't see an issue.
I presume you are joking.

However - I would not get on any plane without a pilot...

I don't care how good your computer is!
Not joking smile

There are driverless trains already, it is just a metter of time before the ideao of humans being at the controls of public transport will seem ridiculous.


Deva Link

26,934 posts

275 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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el stovey said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
He annoys the crap out of me, he thinks I assume if someone is paid 30k he can pay them 20k or someone else will want the job, he seems to place no value on skill and thinks if someone will do it cheaper why the hell should you pay more.
He only does it because his employees accept those terms and conditions in the first place.

People go there 'for a few years' and think they'll move on to someone better. The trouble is all the better airlines are saying - if people work for ryanair for 'x' why are we paying our employees this much, giving them private health, staff travel, good pensions, uniforms, respect etc etc. . . . and down we all go.
That's exactly the argument which has been used against the BA staff.

Smashing - let's have everyone working for minimum wage. And O'Leary probably thinks that's set a bit high.

turbobloke

117,280 posts

290 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Deva Link said:
el stovey said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
He annoys the crap out of me, he thinks I assume if someone is paid 30k he can pay them 20k or someone else will want the job, he seems to place no value on skill and thinks if someone will do it cheaper why the hell should you pay more.
He only does it because his employees accept those terms and conditions in the first place.

People go there 'for a few years' and think they'll move on to someone better. The trouble is all the better airlines are saying - if people work for ryanair for 'x' why are we paying our employees this much, giving them private health, staff travel, good pensions, uniforms, respect etc etc. . . . and down we all go.
That's exactly the argument which has been used against the BA staff.

Smashing - let's have everyone working for minimum wage. And O'Leary probably thinks that's set a bit high.
Aside from what Oh Really thinks, there's an alternative for 'everyone' if employment is no longer to taste - set up an enterprise, get customers, and pay your staff....whatever they will accept, or more if you're feeling generous. It's so easy.

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Hedders said:
Lucas CAV said:
Hedders said:
Lucas CAV said:
Hedders said:
Surely it's only a metter of time before commercial aircraft are flown totally by computer anyway?
with no pilot on board?

would you fly on it?
sure, planes crash anyway. So long as the risks stayed about the same or better than i don't see an issue.
I presume you are joking.

However - I would not get on any plane without a pilot...

I don't care how good your computer is!
Not joking smile

There are driverless trains already, it is just a metter of time before the ideao of humans being at the controls of public transport will seem ridiculous.
Train engine stops = train grinds to a halt.
Aeroplane engine stops = plane falls out of the sky.

How do you expect this "computer" will deal with windshear, icing up instruments, thunderstorms, avoiding light aircraft, computer failures, auto pilot failures, air traffic control mistakes, not landing and taking off when the weather is unsuitable, lightning strikes etc etc etc

A computer controlled train can simply be stopped if it goes wrong, on an aeroplane it's quite different.

The "metter of time" you talk about is not a few years but many many decades away.


Hedders

24,460 posts

277 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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el stovey said:
The "metter of time" you talk about is not a few years but many many decades away.
I do not disagree, i am just saying that things change and one day we (or our kids) will accept that planes do not need pilots. smile




carmonk

7,910 posts

217 months

Sunday 5th September 2010
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Hedders said:
Surely it's only a metter of time before commercial aircraft are flown totally by computer anyway?
Yep, about 100 years I'd say.