She doesn't howl as much as she used to....

[Famous Graham]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/835665-man-accused-of...

Nutshell - bloke shags dog regularly, then goes to vet complaining that she doesn't seem to be enjoying it as much.

What *could* be wrong?

[Flintstone]

From the same site:

Woman Hides Burger In Her Kebab

[Esseesse]

Reminds me of this story...

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2...