Space cadet seeks university place
Space cadet seeks university place
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munroman

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1,908 posts

214 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Why would this student not get a university place, given how in demand BA graduates are?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-10665478

Muncher

12,235 posts

279 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Because his A levels are in Micky Mouse subjects, he cocked up both his forms by the sound of it and picked only difficult to get into universities

Burrito

1,705 posts

250 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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I'm guessing his personal statement was ste, he does little or no extra curricular activities or he performed badly at interview. Maybe? :shrug:

russ_a

4,724 posts

241 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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He has chosen a subject in which lots of other people choose due to it being very easy.

RE studied at A Level is a joke IMHO.

Edited by russ_a on Friday 16th July 19:58

Muncher

12,235 posts

279 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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russ_a said:
It could be an idiot and whilst his grades won't show it an interview would. Plus he has chosen a subject in which lots of other people choose due to it being very easy.

RE studied at A Level is a joke IMHO.
They don't actually say what the A Levels were. They've not made a distinction between A and AS level. He could have dropped English Lit at AS level which won't look too good.

Magog

2,653 posts

219 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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If my memory serves me correctly you shouldn't apply for 6 top flight Universities, you should have one or two on there that are less prestigous as a back up plan. The English A level is half literature and half language, it'll be viewed as having less academic value than either of those subjects would seperately, I would have thought. This is also possibly the case with Drama and Theatre studies. I don't know about Religous Studies, it might be seen as a joke at A level. If he applied for a subject like Enlish Literature I can well see how he was outclassed by many candidates at all of those institutions in the eyes of admissions tutors, he probably should have applied for a subject like Journalism at undergraduate level instead.

Gaspode

4,167 posts

226 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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anonymous said:
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Genuine rofl at that! Nice one

zollburgers

1,285 posts

213 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Pah. I did maths, physics and chemistry at A-level, I never had any trouble getting into University. If I did A-levels in "crying with a French accent", "cooking a pie without a modern oven" and "Stroking a dog without making a cat jealous" I don't think I would have got in as easy. The 'space cadet' chose to have an easy life by doing joke A-levels and is now living with the consequences.

MElliottUK

846 posts

242 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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He wont get a job anyway, may as well give up now. Something tells me he will be applying again next year, so he will be 24 by the time he's done with no job to show for it.

Deva Link

26,934 posts

275 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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Muncher said:
They don't actually say what the A Levels were.
article said:
With A-levels in drama and theatre studies, religious studies, and English language and literature, he wants to study English literature..
He applied to red brick uni's for a very hard to get on course.

bigandclever

14,395 posts

268 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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It's pretty straight-forward...

our hero in one of his Amazon reviews said:
I am a shameless Dido fanatic and have been for some years now.
Case for the prosecution rests m'lud.

Magog

2,653 posts

219 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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bigandclever said:
It's pretty straight-forward...

our hero in one of his Amazon reviews said:
I am a shameless Dildo fanatic and have been for some years now.
Case for the prosecution rests m'lud.
I've corrected it for him, he probably should have got someone to poof read his personal statement as well.

ninja-lewis

5,448 posts

220 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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anonymous said:
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In fairness, it does state he is working as admin in the meantime.

Anyway, Edinburgh had 1,486 applicants for English Literature this year to which they made 200 offers to put his chances into perspective. AAA at A Level, especially the subjects he did, doesn't make you stand out much. A Scottish student who gets AAAAB a year earlier than him is already doing better according to UCAS - so he's hardly a 'space cadet'.

munroman

Original Poster:

1,908 posts

214 months

Friday 16th July 2010
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bigandclever said:
It's pretty straight-forward...

our hero in one of his Amazon reviews said:
I am a shameless Dido fanatic and have been for some years now.
Case for the prosecution rests m'lud.
I didn't realise he was so demented....

My son had a summer job in a bank during Uni holidays, doing the admin when people were cashing in ISA's, it was 3 years ago when the Crash was kicking off, so he was very busy.
He sussed out a system that would let him speed up the process, to the extent that when he had to go back to Uni, his boss asked if he would commute 2 hrs each way on Fridays and Saturdays to keep working for him.

My sons classes were changed so he had Uni on Fridays, so he had to give it up.
He was initially replaced by guy with a Masters in Ancient Greek, but he couldn't keep up, so they had to start another person, these jobs were paying £6.50 per hr...............

Sway

35,257 posts

224 months

Saturday 17th July 2010
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Magog said:
bigandclever said:
It's pretty straight-forward...

our hero in one of his Amazon reviews said:
I am a shameless Dildo fanatic and have been for some years now.
Case for the prosecution rests m'lud.
I've corrected it for him, he probably should have got someone to poof read his personal statement as well.
Why would having a gay man read it for him help?

wink

Asterix

24,438 posts

258 months

Saturday 17th July 2010
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Sway said:
Magog said:
bigandclever said:
It's pretty straight-forward...

our hero in one of his Amazon reviews said:
I am a shameless Dildo fanatic and have been for some years now.
Case for the prosecution rests m'lud.
I've corrected it for him, he probably should have got someone to poof read his personal statement as well.
Why would having a gay man read it for him help?

wink
I did a snort laugh at that hehe

Edited by Asterix on Saturday 17th July 17:01

TheD

3,142 posts

229 months

Saturday 17th July 2010
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Sway said:
Magog said:
bigandclever said:
It's pretty straight-forward...

our hero in one of his Amazon reviews said:
I am a shameless Dildo fanatic and have been for some years now.
Case for the prosecution rests m'lud.
I've corrected it for him, he probably should have got someone to poof read his personal statement as well.
Why would having a gay man read it for him help?

wink
Now that made me laugh hehe

munroman

Original Poster:

1,908 posts

214 months

Saturday 17th July 2010
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anonymous said:
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Sorry, I was using 'space cadet' in the sense of 'what planet does this guy think he is on', the country is going to hell in a handcart, and after studying mickey mouse subjects he expected to walk onto hard to attain courses, then whines about it . Also, even if he did get on his course, how employable would he be at the end of it?

ninja-lewis

5,448 posts

220 months

Saturday 17th July 2010
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anonymous said:
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No more unemployable than most graduates probably. Most of the major graduate schemes aren't picky about your subject, they're usually more interested in where it's from and that it's at least a 2.1. They'll teach you everything you need to know themselves (not that they're unimpressed by university courses but simply because they want to teach you the way they do things).

Engineer1

10,486 posts

239 months

Saturday 17th July 2010
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The not caring about subject means a 2.1 in Art history is equivalent to a 2.1 in Physics, Engineering or other Bsc / Beng