Bono has spinal surgery!

[jshell]

Must be the weight of that big heid and inflated ego, the !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/...

[Mojooo]

I think its fairly onbious which way this thread is heading

I was planning on seeing them in Paris maybe this year so hoepfully will be back in action by then

[Muntu]

Mojooo said:

I think its fairly onbious which way this thread is heading

I was planning on seeing them in Paris maybe this year so hoepfully will be back in action by then

That would be a cross between obvious and obnoxious I take it?

[5unny]

Lets hope he gets well soon.

The children of Africa need him.

[Morningside]

"Bono's back surgery puts U2 dates in jeopardy"

Never mind if he is OK or not. Just seems an odd way of reporting it.


No, I dont like him

Edited by Morningside on Friday 21st May 18:45

[touching cloth]

I think he was bending over looking for something, annoyingly having done his back in he had to also confess that he... wait for it... still hadn't found what he was looking for.




here all week, try the veal

Edited by touching cloth on Friday 21st May 18:48

[StuartGGray]

I always thought Bono was dogfood

[Mattt]

Just don't call him Number two!

[grumbledoak]

Did he fall off his wallet?

[dandarez]

grumbledoak said:

Did he fall off his wallet?

No. He was trying to lift it!

Edited by dandarez on Friday 21st May 19:09

[Political Pain]

5unny said:

Lets hope he gets well soon.

The children of Africa need him.

Plus I can't help feel a tinge of guilt when I think of him writhing in agony, wracked by the sort of pain his every utterance for the last dozen years or so has given me, perhaps he howls in pain in that slightly off tune high 'E' the sort of pain that very same note caused me, that tinge of guilt is made worse by the fact that I know back pain is a dreadful thing, it could stop him performing, it could even stop him talking and then I'm left with even more uncharitable thoughts.

I hope everything turns out for the best Bono, I really, really do.

[TheEnd]

from Viz Top Tips
"BONO. Don't worry about the surgery. If you do die, you can always rise again after three days.”"

[NoelWatson]

jshell said:

Must be the weight of that big heid and inflated ego, the !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/...

He didn't seem in that much pain last weekend, but he was dressed like Colonel Decker.

[Mojooo]

5unny said:

Lets hope he gets well soon.

The children of Africa need him.

Britain needs him more!

[WhoseGeneration]

Come on, leave the poor sod alone.
He just suffers from what I call Billy Bragg syndrome.
"I can feel for and represent the workers, poor and dispossessed".
Yeah, from your mansions.
Not acknowledging that any true reorientation of the world based upon their professed views would mean them being amongst the first to lose their assets.

[anonymous-user]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

i've got no problem him paying 5% tax, i've got a problem with him saying we should pay more. tw*t. him not you

[Mazda Baiter]

TheEnd said:

from Viz Top Tips
"BONO. Don't worry about the surgery. If you do die, you can always rise again after three days.”"

[Parrot of Doom]

[grumbledoak]

[10 Pence Short]

What. A . .