Chav Gun

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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medi...
I want a portable unit so I can drive round my local sink estate reducing the power to reproduce.

[DieselGriff]

Downside is that you'd have to get close and comfortable with chav for 15 min's

Nice idea tho'

[andrewrob]

Jeremy Kyle will be out of a job

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I was thinking more like a ray gun style thingy, downside being having to spend weeks looking at chav groins through the sights.
Sub contractor required methinks.

[Justayellowbadge]

The beauty is, marketed right, they'll be beating your door down.

"Try this, geezer, it's ultra sound."

[Tangent Police]

As it's unaudible, you could just have massive speakers under the dole queue.

Fing is, all the dogs would go mental for miles

[madrob6]

DieselGriff said:

Downside is that you'd have to get close and comfortable with chav for 15 min's

Nice idea tho'

Just fit them inside job centres, when one sits down reeling off the reasons for not being arsed to get a job just flick the switch and job done.

[Don]

Sounds excellent. I suspect it will, eventually, find favour with a certain set of men who prefer to avoid "complications", whilst not actually informing their partners about that preference...

[Snoggledog]

madrob6 said:

DieselGriff said:

Downside is that you'd have to get close and comfortable with chav for 15 min's

Nice idea tho'

Just fit them inside job centres, when one sits down reeling off the reasons for not being arsed to get a job just flick the switch and job done.

They don't normally get to spend 15 minutes in the chair though. Usually they're out inside 2 minutes. Mind you.. Will two a two minute blast of ultrasound equate to two weeks worth of contraceptive?

[stew-S160]

Phil Mann wrote:
I have always found the best contraceptives to be:

1. my looks; and
2. my personality

[Gun]

Phew, I got a bad feeling when I read the title for the first time.

[jesta1865]

stew-S160 said:

Phil Mann wrote:
I have always found the best contraceptives to be:

1. my looks; and
2. my personality

ooh harsh

still i used to tell this joke, what does an accountant use as a contraceptive, his personality.

usually got a laugh, especially at family get togethers as my brother and his wife were both accountants

Edited by jesta1865 on Thursday 13th May 15:15