When does Brown leave no10?

[Puggit]

We all know (hopefully you do now...) Winky is pointing at the convention that says the incumbent PM stays in power and gets first dibs at creating a government in the event of a hung parliament.

If the Tories make an agreement with the LibDems to govern as a minority party, but don't create a coalition - then when does Brown leave no10? After all, Winky can also claim to be governing with a minority...?

[y2blade]

Don't hold your breath

[deadslow]

The Tory/LibDems thing is far from a done deal, I reckon, so GB will be putting another couple of quid in the electric meter at No10.

[Jonny_]

When someone drags him kicking and screaming out the front door.

[king arthur]

When he gets the inevitable phone call from Queenie saying "One requests that the Right Honourable One Eyed Git packs his bags and fks orf back to Kirkaldy".

[OnTheOverrun]

Monday.

[Jasandjules]

king arthur said:

When he gets the inevitable phone call from Queenie saying "One requests that the Right Honourable One Eyed Git packs his bags and fks orf back to Kirkaldy".

Pretty much this.

[Mojocvh]

king arthur said:

When he gets the inevitable phone call from Queenie saying "One requests that the Right Honourable One Eyed Git packs his bags and fks orf back to Kirkaldy".

Pity it wasn't off this mortal coil entirely...

[Jasandjules]

Mojocvh said:

Pity it wasn't off this mortal coil entirely...

I'm sure she can arrange that. A quick call to Hereford......

[Andy Zarse]

Jasandjules said:

Mojocvh said:

Pity it wasn't off this mortal coil entirely...

I'm sure she can arrange that. A quick call to Hereford......

No need, for he's a depressive on God know's what medication. He will top himelf when his wife leaves him. It's on the cards, did you see her face at the declaration in Kirkaldy last night? Guilt and shame. She's off, no question and he won't be able to cope.

Alcohol abuse, prescription drugs, Scottish heart disease, it's a receipe for degradation followed in short order by sallow-skinned, nicotine-fingered, greasy-haired, pissed-pants, mentally deranged, vomit-inhaling death.

Verdict; natural causes, followed by a quiet funeral on a dreary day in Fife. Nobody comes.

[NoNeed]

Andy Zarse said:

Jasandjules said:

Mojocvh said:

Pity it wasn't off this mortal coil entirely...

I'm sure she can arrange that. A quick call to Hereford......

No need, for he's a depressive on God know's what medication. He will top himelf when his wife leaves him. It's on the cards, did you see her face at the declaration in Kirkaldy last night? Guilt and shame. She's off, no question and he won't be able to cope.

Alcohol abuse, prescription drugs, Scottish heart disease, it's a receipe for degradation followed in short order by sallow-skinned, nicotine-fingered, greasy-haired, pissed-pants, mentally deranged, vomit-inhaling death.

Verdict; natural causes, followed by a quiet funeral on a dreary day in Fife. Nobody comes.

Not true, I would be there. In fact I wouldn't miss his funeral for the world.
Can you honestly think of a better day out?

[Plotloss]

Andy Zarse said:

Jasandjules said:

Mojocvh said:

Pity it wasn't off this mortal coil entirely...

I'm sure she can arrange that. A quick call to Hereford......

No need, for he's a depressive on God know's what medication. He will top himelf when his wife leaves him. It's on the cards, did you see her face at the declaration in Kirkaldy last night? Guilt and shame. She's off, no question and he won't be able to cope.

Alcohol abuse, prescription drugs, Scottish heart disease, it's a receipe for degradation followed in short order by sallow-skinned, nicotine-fingered, greasy-haired, pissed-pants, mentally deranged, vomit-inhaling death.

Verdict; natural causes, followed by a quiet funeral on a dreary day in Fife. Nobody comes.

[Puggit]

Front page of tomorrow's Sun is quite amusing

[Badgerboy]

Andy Zarse said:

Jasandjules said:

Mojocvh said:

Pity it wasn't off this mortal coil entirely...

I'm sure she can arrange that. A quick call to Hereford......

No need, for he's a depressive on God know's what medication. He will top himelf when his wife leaves him. It's on the cards, did you see her face at the declaration in Kirkaldy last night? Guilt and shame. She's off, no question and he won't be able to cope.

Alcohol abuse, prescription drugs, Scottish heart disease, it's a receipe for degradation followed in short order by sallow-skinned, nicotine-fingered, greasy-haired, pissed-pants, mentally deranged, vomit-inhaling death.

Verdict; natural causes, followed by a quiet funeral on a dreary day in Fife. Nobody comes.

You sir, can both conjure up misery and joy at the same time!

[Magog]

Badgerboy said:

Andy Zarse said:

Jasandjules said:

Mojocvh said:

Pity it wasn't off this mortal coil entirely...

I'm sure she can arrange that. A quick call to Hereford......

No need, for he's a depressive on God know's what medication. He will top himelf when his wife leaves him. It's on the cards, did you see her face at the declaration in Kirkaldy last night? Guilt and shame. She's off, no question and he won't be able to cope.

Alcohol abuse, prescription drugs, Scottish heart disease, it's a receipe for degradation followed in short order by sallow-skinned, nicotine-fingered, greasy-haired, pissed-pants, mentally deranged, vomit-inhaling death.

Verdict; natural causes, followed by a quiet funeral on a dreary day in Fife. Nobody comes.

You sir, can both conjure up misery and joy at the same time!

Sounds like he's been reading one too many Rebus novels.

[Andy Zarse]

Bu I've never read a Mr Trebus novel. I thought he was just a filthy old man who the council shut down?


Here's Winky next month...

[Magog]

Andy Zarse said:

Bu I've never read a Mr Trebus novel. I thought he was just a filthy old man who the council shut down?


Here's Winky next month...

Very clever, there is many a miserable lonely scottish death on a dour day in Ian Rankins fine creations.

Just realised how handy his Constituency home is for the Forth Bridges should he fancy doing a Tom Daley or Roberto Calvi tribute. Alternatively maybe something will fall of the Forth Rail Bridge and clonk him on the head, that would be the ultimate revenge of the Railtrack shareholders.

[Puggit]

Puggit said:

Front page of tomorrow's Sun is quite amusing

And finally, here it is:

[davidjpowell]

That is fantastic!

[DAVEVO9]