Serious news

[V8mate]

The threads in here are getting to way too serious. Anyone would think there were important matters afoot in the political and economic world this week.

To redress the balance:

Devon woman speaks with Chinese accent after migraine attack

[Dave Angel]

V8mate said:

The threads in here are getting to way too serious. Anyone would think there were important matters afoot in the political and economic world this week.

To redress the balance:

Devon woman speaks with Chinese accent after migraine attack

That's the stuff, get the priorities right.

[bigandclever]

Good idea... here's ElectronBoy

[the_smalls]

Nice idea - like the "in other news..." part at the end of the TV news programmes.

My effort:

Grandmother and grandson to have child together

[FourWheelDrift]

Geologists: 'We May Be Slowly Running Out Of Rocks'

[the_smalls]

FourWheelDrift said:

Geologists: 'We May Be Slowly Running Out Of Rocks'

Rock Mentalists said:

"If we do not stop using them up at our current rate, rocks as we know them will be a thing of the past, Igneous, metamorphic, even sedimentary: all of them could be gone in as little as 500,000 years."

[Eric Mc]

the_smalls said:

FourWheelDrift said:

Geologists: 'We May Be Slowly Running Out Of Rocks'

Rock Mentalists said:

"If we do not stop using them up at our current rate, rocks as we know them will be a thing of the past, Igneous, metamorphic, even sedimentary: all of them could be gone in as little as 500,000 years."

Damn, we won't even be able to go back to the Stone Age.

[don4l]

FourWheelDrift said:

Geologists: 'We May Be Slowly Running Out Of Rocks'

Bugger! I really, really wanted that to be a serious story.

Taxing rocks would be far more sensible than taxing CO2.


Don
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[ymwoods]

don4l said:

FourWheelDrift said:

Geologists: 'We May Be Slowly Running Out Of Rocks'

Bugger! I really, really wanted that to be a serious story.

Taxing rocks would be far more sensible than taxing CO2.


Don
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DON'T GIVE WINKY IDEAS I HAVE ROCKS AROUND MY GARDEN POND!

Edited by ymwoods on Monday 3rd May 07:49

[V8mate]

Nessie - Beyond doubt

[oobster]

German mad weds his dying cat....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8658327.st...

Let's not pussyfoot around regarding this story.