Winky in free fall
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Skywalker

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244 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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Not wishful thinking, unfortunately.
The Monocular One can no longer do anything right as far as the MSM are concerned, so how is Lady Peter going to manage the Right Honourable Albatross of Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath?

1) Wheel out Tango Tony? CHECK
2) Have Winky undergo a small heart attack, so that a transitional leader (Lady Peter itself) cover the post as the Harriet Harman is too busy at her constituency?
3) Call in a Royal Favour to have him Disappeared?
4) Civil Contingencies Act?
5) Assassination attempt?

Any other tactical options?

SmoothRB

1,700 posts

202 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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We'll have a liebour civil war after the election....assuming they don't get enough votes to even make a coalition.

Oily Nails

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230 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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Skywalker said:
3) Call in a Royal Favour to have him Disappeared?
roflrofl

I fancy dear Liz would have the entire party lined up and shot if she could.....lets not forget that Labour-ists wouldn't offer the Royals a glass of water if they were on fire!

dandarez

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313 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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Oily Nails said:
Skywalker said:
3) Call in a Royal Favour to have him Disappeared?
roflrofl

I fancy dear Liz would have the entire party lined up and shot if she could.....lets not forget that Labour-ists wouldn't offer the Royals a glass of water if they were on fire!
They'd offer the glass but no water as it was in short supply, to be strictly correct!

Mikeyboy

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265 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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dandarez said:
Oily Nails said:
Skywalker said:
3) Call in a Royal Favour to have him Disappeared?
roflrofl

I fancy dear Liz would have the entire party lined up and shot if she could.....lets not forget that Labour-ists wouldn't offer the Royals a glass of water if they were on fire!
They'd offer the glass but no water as it was in short supply, to be strictly correct!
Or to be more accurate still they'd "do the best they can" to put her out

pacman1

7,324 posts

223 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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Call me cynical, but given their arrogance and greed for power, I'd say No. 2 would be a firm favourite in an attempt to get the wavering core back on side.

And there's always No 6. - Bunker, Luger and one bullet. Mandy whispers, "it's the honourable thing, Gordon."
"Ach, make that a full clip, I'm bound to feck it up."

Edited by pacman1 on Friday 30th April 17:21

Skywalker

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244 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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pacman1 said:
Call me cynical, but given their arrogance and greed for power, I'd say No. 2 would be a firm favourite in an attempt to get the wavering core back on side.

And there's always No 6. - Bunker, Luger and one bullet. Mandy whispers, "it's the honourable thing, Gordon."
"Ach, make that a full clip, I'm bound to feck it up."

Edited by pacman1 on Friday 30th April 17:21
I did consider suggesting the Mess Webley and a decent glass of Brandy, but I am more inclined to think that El Gord is a man of no honour whatsoever - so it is more likely that Mandy would be waiting behind the door to shoot him in teh back of the head.

I still think 2 could be a way forward for ZNL. It is all about their power and priveledge and nowt to do with serving the subjects of the Crown.

juice

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pacman1

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223 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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^ That's so stupid. I love it!! laugh

andy43

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284 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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Winky in free fall, but tragically no mention of a noose.

Saddle bum

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249 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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Skywalker said:
I did consider suggesting the Mess Webley and a decent glass of Brandy, but I am more inclined to think that El Gord is a man of no honour whatsoever - so it is more likely that Mandy would be waiting behind the door to shoot him in the back of the head.
Quite damming indeed, even Hitler had the balls to do the job himself.

Crafty_

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230 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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maybe someone could ring the bulgarians.. tell them to bring their umbrella, looks like rain..

chris_w

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289 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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andy43 said:
Winky in free fall, but tragically no mention of a noose.
I read it as 'tree fall', you can imagine my disappointment...

Dave Angel

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206 months

Friday 30th April 2010
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Oily Nails said:
I fancy dear Liz would have the entire party lined up and shot if she could.....
This does it for me, I am basically apolitical but a fervent Royalist after taking the shilling and swearing allegiance to the Monarch, as do all members of the Armed Forces and the police (please note the correct use of capital letters hehe)

FourWheelDrift

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314 months

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