Labour leaflet through the post....

[anonymous-user]

So, Labour leaflet has come through the post, they must remember me as only one for my Mrs and none for me

It has 5 tick boxes on it which read :-

(1) I'd like to talk to David (Wright-Twitter tt fame).Please Contact me.
(2) Yes, I'll be voting Labour. Count me in!
(3) Yes, I'd like a poster.
(4) I'm not around polling day and would like to apply to vote by post.
(5) I'd like to get involved in David's local campaign.


I was thinking along the lines of ticking option 3 & defacing the poster and sticking it my nice large window ready for the tts to knock my door?

Option 5 sounds like it could be worthwhile-i can then knock on doors and tell people they would be stupid s to vote for this shower of st, to inject some humour i would make sure i was very pissed while doing it.

In the mean time i'd like suggestions for option 6 on David's leaflet.

[mcdjl]

Would it be rude to offer to help give out leaflets...and then just bin them all?

[Silverbullet767]

Get a poster, I could stick my face on it, I have the same name

On second thoughts, wrap up a weeks worth of sts in it and burn it outside his house.

[stitched]

We spent one drunken 4am till dawn swapping the 5 million placards in the local Labour nutters with the ones from the next street over so he woke up to every pro tory placard in the town in his garden, apparently (I didn't see this as sleeping it off) he didn't realise till he went out.
Police were called in the end and took it seriously, don't know what the offence was.

[Ken Sington]

We have been getting these leaflets addressed to people who do not and as far as I know have never lived at our address. These leaflets can be posted back, so I have been happily sending them back freepost with suitably uncomplimentary messages, signed with love from a lifelong Tory voter

[MentalSarcasm]

Use it as toilet paper and send it back?

[soad]

mcdjl said:

Would it be rude to offer to help give out leaflets...and then just make bonfire out of them all?

EFA

[AndrewW-G]

There will be an address on the leaflet, put in padded envelope, together with old nuts / bolts and chuck in the post without a stamp

[Mazda Baiter]

AndrewW-G said:

There will be an address on the leaflet, put in padded envelope, together with old nuts / bolts and chuck in the post without a stamp

And some white powder...

[Jasandjules]

Surely No.1 is also helpful, so you can tell him he is a lying waste of space with his head connected to his rectum.

[anonymous-user]

I'm liking it....keep it up.