59 Year old Female MP banging 19 yr old...!
59 Year old Female MP banging 19 yr old...!
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joscal

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2,611 posts

230 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Soovy

35,829 posts

301 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Bet she ran him RAGGED!

elster

17,517 posts

240 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Now that is how MPs should behave!

That is after all the reason why researchers exist.

I would shag her if she was going to sort me out with £50k of investment for my business.

Deva Link

26,934 posts

275 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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She's not bad looking for a 59yr old!

Tangent Police

3,097 posts

206 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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I always find it funny how taboos and cultural oddities are quite often around what people do with their genitalia.

If people want to fk, let them get on with it. If they don't, let them get on with it. The story here is something to do with inapproproate financing and favouritism. If he is fking her labrador, that's nothing to do with it.

Get a bit of scuttling involved and for some reason it gains a load of story points. Granted, it's a bit abnormal, but then again so are many perversions. smile

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

224 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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What is it with the name 'Robinson' biggrin

JuniorD

9,013 posts

253 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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The BBC NI sportlight programme which blew this all open and which was broadcast last night is compelling viewing. Thrilling in fact (local interest you see). All of Iris Robinson's thoughts and dealings were communicated by text to her advisor, the one who blew the whistle. Why do they do this??

She knew this fella since he was 9 years old and was a family friend/customer at their butchers. His father asked her to look after the son just before he died. She said in texts that she would loved to have him as her own son. Then she had him. I don't think he used her for the money, I think she, with crazy mixd up feelings wanted to sort him out but then had a moment of clarity and had to bail out of the setup, take the dosh back and cover the tracks.

But fair play to the young man, most guys would use the mental image of Iris Robinson to suppress an erection. That he managed to get it into that rancid, desiccated old bad is quite a feat.

Edited by JuniorD on Friday 8th January 12:25

Northern Munkee

5,354 posts

230 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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I wonder how this would play in the press if this was 59yr old Tory or labour married MALE mp and 19yr old female vunerable woman family friend or no. Hounded out I shouldn't wonder and the financial aspect sounds at face value like she took a bung (kickback) of £5k from the £50k she arranged and made sure he secured from her local authority on which was a councillor the lease/tenancy of a cafe.
Now there's looking out for a family friend's son and there's a fee for services but the main story here is one of a very clear case of corruption.

Of course she'll claim mental illness but I wonder if a man could get away with that?

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

288 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Tangent Police said:
Get a bit of scuttling involved...
Haven't heard "scuttling" used for ages, made me laugh. Bet he back scuttled her ferociously the dirty fecker.

Eric Mc

125,680 posts

295 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Politics in Northern Ireland is more akin to the politics of the Deep South of the USA, with preachers, clergymen, pastors, 7th Day Adventists, Methodists, Presbyterians, Catholics and Uncle Tom Colby and all wading in with their views on moral behaviour, much more than in Britain and even more than in the Irish Republic. Therefore, for this lady to come unstuck in these circumstances is extremely ironic and much more like the fall of Jim Bakker rather than the falls of Tim Yeo or David Mellor.

Mclovin

1,679 posts

228 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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are these the ones that took hundreds of thousands in expenses each year....the only reason this story got out was to mask somethingelse...

joscal

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2,611 posts

230 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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I would imagine it's only the tip of the iceberg.

JuniorD

9,013 posts

253 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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She isn't going to resign as she has her eye on severance pay, that's according to our local radio.

Word on the street here is that there is worse to come and it is BAD.


DJC

23,563 posts

266 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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I had to have a slight (guilty) giggle at the expense of her hubby this morning. He has to defend allegation of her not being corrupt to the press.

Yep. Exactly.

First he finds out his wife had an affair.
Then he finds out it was with a 19yr old.
Then he finds out it was a family friend, brought up almost like a son to the family.
Then he finds out she gave him £50...
From the public purse...
And took £5k of it herself.

And the press thinks the most important thing to this man right now is defend his wife against allegation of corruption? I think not somehow.

Tangent Police

3,097 posts

206 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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DJC said:
I had to have a slight (guilty) giggle at the expense of her hubby this morning. He has to defend allegation of her not being corrupt to the press.

Yep. Exactly.

First he finds out his wife had an affair.
Then he finds out it was with a 19yr old.
Then he finds out it was a family friend, brought up almost like a son to the family.
Then he finds out she gave him £50...
From the public purse...
And took £5k of it herself.

And the press thinks the most important thing to this man right now is defend his wife against allegation of corruption? I think not somehow.
That reminded me of Mr Wilson, our old English teacher. In tutor time, there was some kid in hysterics about the whole of his life going to st and Mr Wilson calmly said "Son.......... Have a Fag" hehe

Good advice for this chap. smile

poo at Paul's

14,611 posts

205 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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If it were me, I'd have made sure I "Father Jack'd" her. Make her earn her £5k!

(Drink, Feck Arse!).

The only way this could be a better story is if he used the cash to buy a GT R black Edition in order to woo coppers with it's "Anthracite rims...."laugh

ooo000ooo

2,647 posts

224 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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He was only the butchers son but he liked to give her an extra bit of beef...

Tangent Police

3,097 posts

206 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Just noticed the "other pic". She does look like she would do ATM and there is nothing like being able to do an "italian tune up" on an old bird. You've got to be careful with the young ones, but an old model with 200k on the clock, you can open it right up, ignore the redline and do 10 pelvic thrusts a second.

I bet she was epic, but I imagine the lad is struggling to cope with the shame and self-loathing.

Deva Link

26,934 posts

275 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Tangent Police said:
Just noticed the "other pic". She does look like she would do ATM and there is nothing like being able to do an "italian tune up" on an old bird. You've got to be careful with the young ones, but an old model with 200k on the clock, you can open it right up, ignore the redline and do 10 pelvic thrusts a second.

I bet she was epic, ...
..especially as she was no doubt HRT assisted. smile

Saddle bum

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249 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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I think you'll find she put 100% of him somewhere else.

........ like a Salvation Army drum.