Voting for Brown and Labour

[groak]

Here in Scotland at election time we will mostly vote for Gordon Brown and Labour.

This may be hard to understand, but try seeing it like this......

Predator arrives on your planet. It and its mates cause fking pain and mayhem and little else....

BUT

The option is Alien in the 'hood, and we've had Alien and HER pals and that was just fking beyond description pain and mayhem and NOTHING else.

On this site everyone moans and complains and sometimes very very aggressively against "Winky" and his halfwitted cronies. But without Middle England (ie YOU people) New Labour and Predator Blair would never have been here in the first place. So blame YOURSELVES. Us Scots couldn't stand them and only voted for them because they aren't The Alien. You Middle Englanders LOVED them and couldn't get enough of them. But nowadays the ONLY thing you can say for Brown etc is they aren't The Alien, but you can't see that and you actually seem to want The Alien BACK!!!

Does no-one remember??

It MAY still go that way, but Brown etc haven't yet had mass violent uprisings against themselves to quell (as did The Alien), nor slimy though they be have they had senior and influential figures receive hefty jail sentences for their evildoings.

But of course, you Middle Englanders want the flamin' Alien back so that's what we're going to have. Oh well. Back to the Doc Martens and Molotovs it is, then.

[eharding]

groak said:

Here in Scotland at election time we will mostly vote for Gordon Brown and Labour.

...and hence, you won't be voting for either the Alien or the Predator.

You'll be voting for Major Clanger and his pink, woolly little pals.

Now, get back on the drugs rehabilitation programme I'm bloody paying for, you fruitcake.

[Jovial Joe]

groak said:

This may be hard to understand

That's an understatement.

[B Oeuf]

Listen, it's all good, the Alien is dead, that was then, this is now. You'll still get a pull through with a christmas tree but it'll be from a nice young man not an old sociopathic harridan. Just vote UKIP, we all are

[turbobloke]

Pass

[theironduke]

I have never voted for Labour so i take NO responsibility for the Mcfkwit and his reign of blunder, thank you very much.

[AndrewW-G]

That was without doubt one of the best arguments for cutting Scotland lose that I've ever heard.

[Tangent Police]

Despite the superior education system the Scots have, it appears that some of them are too stupid to take full advantage of it.

The level of hypocracy of this fool is quite frankly, believable.

[Marf]

Please don't presume to tell me that the last 12 years of Labours NeoCommunist government is my own fault. I never voted for these cts.

[ShadownINja]

B Oeuf said:

Listen, it's all good, the Alien is dead, that was then, this is now. You'll still get a pull through with a christmas tree but it'll be from a nice young man not an old sociopathic harridan. Just vote UKIP, we all are

So taking a vote away from the Conservatives and meaning Labour get in again?

[groak]

eharding said:

groak said:

Here in Scotland at election time we will mostly vote for Gordon Brown and Labour.

...and hence, you won't be voting for either the Alien or the Predator.

You'll be voting for Major Clanger and his pink, woolly little pals.

Now, get back on the drugs rehabilitation programme I'm bloody paying for, you fruitcake.

I say, nigel old boy, you're starting to see how it works! Quite right! Don't vote for EITHER of them (There are still only TWO parties who can win, aren't there?). MOST of us don't vote nor do most of us vote for the silly local version that some southern dumbell institution "gave" us to not vote for. Dunno who Major Clanger is, is that your English Racist party or Lord Sutch's replacement?

As to rehab, I certainly expect you to keep paying for it and I'll certainly stick with it because it classifies me as entitled to a whole extra raft of benefits on top of my ungenerous JSA/income support. PLUS my very generous Housing Allowance which I'm allowed to keep part of, PLUS my 100% CT rebate, and so many freebies from free vet for my Staffys to free specs for my boss-eyed dungeon-full of Asbo-earning vermin-progeny. Oh yes you'll keep paying alright! And paying and paying and PAYING!

It's how it is, Nigel, and as you'll agree, intelligence (or so my daytime TV documentaries-between-ozzy-soaps tell me) is the ability to adapt to the environment. You work and pay for me, NOT the other way round, bh. By the way one of my nastiest teenage hoodlum weans needs a social-work advised foreign holiday somewhere luxurious to help modify his behaviour. So if you don't mind, anaesthetise Nigel Junior into joining you on the oars in the galley that floats the boat that pays for our dole-centred luxuries rather than wasting valuable work time on here expressing your exasperation at less evolutionally challenged organ grinders.

[B Oeuf]

ShadownINja said:

B Oeuf said:

Listen, it's all good, the Alien is dead, that was then, this is now. You'll still get a pull through with a christmas tree but it'll be from a nice young man not an old sociopathic harridan. Just vote UKIP, we all are

So taking a vote away from the Conservatives and meaning Labour get in again?

some polls have UKIP running second to the Tories, if you look at all the MSM polls there isn't even an option for UKIP, a tactical vote is what they want because the Tories and Labour are no different from each other

[ShadownINja]

B Oeuf said:

ShadownINja said:

B Oeuf said:

Listen, it's all good, the Alien is dead, that was then, this is now. You'll still get a pull through with a christmas tree but it'll be from a nice young man not an old sociopathic harridan. Just vote UKIP, we all are

So taking a vote away from the Conservatives and meaning Labour get in again?

some polls have UKIP running second to the Tories, if you look at all the MSM polls there isn't even an option for UKIP, a tactical vote is what they want because the Tories and Labour are no different from each other

Ok, my concern with voting UKIP is that the Tories would be pulled back and Labour would sneak in ahead of both of them. I suppose it really depends on the ward.

[groak]

Tangent Police said:

hypocracy

Is this an Alien option on DEMOcracy, or the best we can expect from Alien education?

[eharding]

groak said:

eharding said:

groak said:

Here in Scotland at election time we will mostly vote for Gordon Brown and Labour.

...and hence, you won't be voting for either the Alien or the Predator.

You'll be voting for Major Clanger and his pink, woolly little pals.

Now, get back on the drugs rehabilitation programme I'm bloody paying for, you fruitcake.

I say, nigel old boy, you're starting to see how it works! Quite right! Don't vote for EITHER of them (There are still only TWO parties who can win, aren't there?). MOST of us don't vote nor do most of us vote for the silly local version that some southern dumbell institution "gave" us to not vote for. Dunno who Major Clanger is, is that your English Racist party or Lord Sutch's replacement?

As to rehab, I certainly expect you to keep paying for it and I'll certainly stick with it because it classifies me as entitled to a whole extra raft of benefits on top of my ungenerous JSA/income support. PLUS my very generous Housing Allowance which I'm allowed to keep part of, PLUS my 100% CT rebate, and so many freebies from free vet for my Staffys to free specs for my boss-eyed dungeon-full of Asbo-earning vermin-progeny. Oh yes you'll keep paying alright! And paying and paying and PAYING!

It's how it is, Nigel, and as you'll agree, intelligence (or so my daytime TV documentaries-between-ozzy-soaps tell me) is the ability to adapt to the environment. You work and pay for me, NOT the other way round, bh. By the way one of my nastiest teenage hoodlum weans needs a social-work advised foreign holiday somewhere luxurious to help modify his behaviour. So if you don't mind, anaesthetise Nigel Junior into joining you on the oars in the galley that floats the boat that pays for our dole-centred luxuries rather than wasting valuable work time on here expressing your exasperation at less evolutionally challenged organ grinders.

Right. I think I can see the problem here.

Someone fetch the big net, the tranquiliser darts and the special jacket.

Oh, and a mop and bucket.

[Halb]

When I read your posts I get the feeling you're on the edge of your seat, perhaps speaking into a megaphone, and there may be eye rolling of the theatrical kind.
Who are you going to vote for?

[B Oeuf]

ShadownINja said:

B Oeuf said:

ShadownINja said:

B Oeuf said:

Listen, it's all good, the Alien is dead, that was then, this is now. You'll still get a pull through with a christmas tree but it'll be from a nice young man not an old sociopathic harridan. Just vote UKIP, we all are

So taking a vote away from the Conservatives and meaning Labour get in again?

some polls have UKIP running second to the Tories, if you look at all the MSM polls there isn't even an option for UKIP, a tactical vote is what they want because the Tories and Labour are no different from each other

Ok, my concern with voting UKIP is that the Tories would be pulled back and Labour would sneak in ahead of both of them. I suppose it really depends on the ward.

I've become a bit of a tinfoil paranoid since Climategate I'm afraid. I distrust the MSM and what their polls tell me, I feel the big 3 are all part of the same deal and are driven by the same force (look for the money)
Apart from Brown having some quite unique talents in ineptitude and all the social ability of Susan Boyle on dope I don't think Labour would be all that worse than Cameron (and that's if he kept his promises) I'm old enough to have seen it all before

[TankRizzo]

So Labour will have been in power almost 13 years come the GE, they've screwed the country, inflated the public sector by a huge amount, borrowed more money than all post-war governments put together...

...and you still think the Conservatives would be worse?

What objective, unbiased information are you basing this on?

[Jasandjules]

groak said:

Here in Scotland at election time we will mostly vote for Gordon Brown and Labour.

Vote for the SNP.

Then you can f**k off..... ;-)

We don't want your lot helping the self serving scum get in for yet another term, the country would be on it's knees.

[Trommel]

TankRizzo said:

What objective, unbiased information are you basing this on?

It's all Thatcher's fault.