I bet he split like a water balloon

[Soovy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6785997/Thi...






Whoops

[ezi]

Great, more fking pot holes.

[dudleybloke]

if people keep getting this fat they will have to get HIAB's fitted to ambulances,

[SkinnyBoy]

article said:

Earlier this year it was revealed that medics were considering using a Chinook helicopter to take Britain's heaviest man to hospital after ruling out conventional methods of transport..

At that point if i was that bloke, I'd take a good hard look at myself and decide enough is enough.

[Oakey]

SkinnyBoy said:

article said:

Earlier this year it was revealed that medics were considering using a Chinook helicopter to take Britain's heaviest man to hospital after ruling out conventional methods of transport..

At that point if i was that bloke, I'd take a good hard look at myself and decide enough is enough.

A single bullet (.50cal unfortunately) would save a hell of a lot of money.

[Phil1]

I don't understand how anyone can get so obese as to be bed-ridden. Who the hell keeps bringing them food. When they can get out of bed to fetch their own junk food they can keep eating, surely?

[AndrewW-G]

dudleybloke said:

if people keep getting this fat they will have to get HIAB's fitted to ambulances,

Not too far from what the've actualy had to do, which is commision a special 5 ton ambulance, kitted out to transport really heavy / fat people...........£90k each!

[Soovy]

Phil1 said:

I don't understand how anyone can get so obese as to be bed-ridden. Who the hell keeps bringing them food. When they can get out of bed to fetch their own junk food they can keep eating, surely?

They have a tax funded 24 hour carer to being them chips, clean them and wk them off.

You pay for it.



WHO DA FOOL?!!!

Edited by Soovy on Friday 11th December 11:36

[Somewhatfoolish]

Why would you die from falling from a stretcher anyway? Especially with all that padding.

[Soovy]

Somewhatfoolish said:

Why would you die from falling from a stretcher anyway? Especially with all that padding.

Weight of fat and liquid split his skin when he hit the deck.

He split wide open and bled to death. The fat loser.

Edited by Soovy on Friday 11th December 11:39

[Somewhatfoolish]

Soovy said:

Somewhatfoolish said:

Why would you die from falling from a stretcher anyway? Especially with all that padding.

Weight of fat and liquid split his skin when he hit the deck.

He split wide open and beld to death.

You're making me feel hungry

[Si 330]

Somewhatfoolish said:

Why would you die from falling from a stretcher anyway? Especially with all that padding.

You would have though he would just rock himself to sleep trying to get up.

[TonyHetherington]

The guy in the picture is 70 stone, the guy who fell out the stretcher was "only" 30 stone. Still a big big bloke tho!

Nevertheless, I feel an "ouch" is in order.

[Roop]

Does anyone else read this and automatically think of the ending from the movie 'Tremors' ...???

[Deva Link]

dudleybloke said:

if people keep getting this fat they will have to get HIAB's fitted to ambulances,

Many of them have hydraulic lifts already.

[Driller]

Roop said:

Does anyone else read this and automatically think of the ending from the movie 'Tremors' ...???

How deliciously disgusting

[Jasandjules]

How on earth did he not just bounce?

[Soovy]

Jasandjules said:

How on earth did he not just bounce?

His skin split and his innards ran onto the ground.

[69 coupe]

dudleybloke said:

if people keep getting this fat they will have to get HIAB's fitted to ambulances,

You'll never get him in one of those HIAB's, maybe a Bedouin Tent

[rhinochopig]

Soovy said:

Phil1 said:

I don't understand how anyone can get so obese as to be bed-ridden. Who the hell keeps bringing them food. When they can get out of bed to fetch their own junk food they can keep eating, surely?

They have a tax funded 24 hour carer to being them chips, clean them and wk them off.

You pay for it.



WHO DA FOOL?!!!

Edited by Soovy on Friday 11th December 11:36

Sounds great, and where would one sign up for such a free service.

I'll have a blonde carer please Mr Soovy, a 18" gut buster pizza, fries, and a diet coke please.