Winky's party speech - bullsh!t bingo

[Puggit]

Speech is at 14.30 - viewable online at BBC Parliament

Global problem, global solution
It was the right thing to...
Tory cuts

Anyone going to put a bet on "tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime"?

[Einion Yrth]

I'm going with 'hard working families'.

[JJCW]

Hard decisions

[FourWheelDrift]

"We are the party of the many, they are the party of the few"

"Oh my arm, the pain, I'm going light headed, call for help Darling"

[Einion Yrth]

FourWheelDrift said:

"Oh my arm, the pain, I'm going light headed, call for help Darling"

Wishful thinking I fear.

[Puggit]

Pass the Vicodin

[FourWheelDrift]

Einion Yrth said:

FourWheelDrift said:

"Oh my arm, the pain, I'm going light headed, call for help Darling"

Wishful thinking I fear.

I keep wishing though.

[dirkgently]

"we have made a pigs ear of our term in office, and its time to do the honorable thing."

Its a million to one shot, but it may just happen.

[TonyHetherington]

"No more boom and bust".

Oh no hang on, that was the last ones.

[Jasandjules]

The Labour Party is working
I will be the Prime Minister after the next Election
These are tough economic times
We've f***ed it up as usual, time for the Tories to fix the mess

[ShadownINja]

They'll play D:ream's Things Can Only Get Better as he walks on stage.




That's not what my money's on!

[zcacogp]

"Ending the recession"
"Curbing greed and excess"
"British jobs for British people"
"Building sustainability"
"Working towards reversing climate change"

... and, of course ...

"Saved the world"


Oli.

[Skii]

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[unrepentant]

Probably hear a lot of;

Change

Global

Fight(er)

Labour

Tories

Unlikely to hear;

Sorry

Mea culpa

Resign

Pass me my revolver Darling

[FourWheelDrift]

ShadownINja said:

They'll play D:ream's Things Can Only Get Better as he walks on stage.




That's not what my money's on!

As Winky and Badger walk on stage.

We hear the theme tune to Steptoe & Son.

[Chris Type R]

"a fairer system of taxation for all"
"The Tories would cut front line services when the nation needs them most"
"I've had to make difficult decisions"
"The global economic crisis" x n
"Stimulating the economy" x n

[pmanson]

I think they'll be something about putting up tax on booze to stop us drinking ourselves into an early grave.

[elster]

"Mandy, sir, can you loosen the strings please?"

[Chris Type R]

FourWheelDrift said:

ShadownINja said:

They'll play D:ream's Things Can Only Get Better as he walks on stage.




That's not what my money's on!

As Winky and Badger walk on stage.

We hear the theme tune to Steptoe & Son.

Or something more American (yet still appropriate) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiHVM1hZmVI

[Alex]

"Poorer families"

"Wealthy should pay more"

"Bonus culture"

"Scrappage scheme"

"Pass me the anti-depressants..."