100 uses for Harriet Harman.

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Original Poster:

4,211 posts

225 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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1. Testing the mute button on TV remote.

Marf

22,907 posts

247 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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2. Bump stop to tell you that the car has reached the back wall of the garage.

Marf

22,907 posts

247 months

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3. Draft excluder
4. Scarecrow

elster

17,517 posts

216 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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5. c0ck blocking. Feeling horny, just carry a photo of the witch and those inconvenient moments will be gone.

grumbledoak

31,767 posts

239 months

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6. Central tunnel support on the Northern Line.

Teppic

7,484 posts

263 months

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7. Artificial Reef

The Hypno-Toad

12,635 posts

211 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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7.) Draught excluder
8.) Fertilizer
9.) Speed bump
10.) Dogfood

Marf

22,907 posts

247 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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cough number 3 Toad cough

Gun

13,432 posts

224 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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11) The new leader of the Labia Party, they'll never get elected then!

The Hypno-Toad

12,635 posts

211 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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Marf said:
cough number 3 Toad cough
Whoops sorry.

glazbagun

14,434 posts

203 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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12/Purification system for nuclear waste.

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

199 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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12) Crash Test Dummy
13) Bomb Desposal Robot
14) Army target practice drone
15) Speed Bump
16) Chemical Weapon test subject
17) Maid
18) Punching Bag
19) Cat scratching post

Steve748

8,542 posts

190 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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21. Bike park
22. House & car cleaner
23. Fish food

MentalSarcasm

6,083 posts

217 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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24) Riot shield.

Edited by MentalSarcasm on Sunday 27th September 18:19

Killer2005

19,872 posts

234 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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Door stop

Ace-T

7,778 posts

261 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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26. Organ donor. All of them except her brain which should be donated to medical science to be investigated about how someone can be so stupid.

Trace

FourWheelDrift

89,447 posts

290 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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27. Target.
28. New chemical weapons virus test subject
29. Shark bait
30. Use for snake venom extraction (arms, legs and face)

Bullett

10,957 posts

190 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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The Hypno-Toad said:
9.) Speed bump
She woulnd't be very effective, everyone would speed up.


deeen

6,101 posts

251 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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31) Loo brush ( with feet tied together, obviously).

eldar

22,526 posts

202 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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31. Threat to children. If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll end up like her!

32. Ducking stool test dummy.