Brown to step down due to ill health

[Puggit]

Maybe

Times said:

I am staying on, Gordon Brown insists after troubles and health rumours

Gordon Brown had to deny Westminster rumours yesterday that he could quit on health grounds as party strife shattered his hopes of a smooth run-in to the Labour conference.

Would be a shame, we need him to stay in to ensure defeat.

[FourWheelDrift]

I bet it's just the CIA dropping polonium 210 into his weak lemon drink while he's over in the USA.

[Soovy]

Puggit said:

Maybe

Times said:

I am staying on, Gordon Brown insists after troubles and health rumours

Gordon Brown had to deny Westminster rumours yesterday that he could quit on health grounds as party strife shattered his hopes of a smooth run-in to the Labour conference.

Would be a shame, we need him to stay in to ensure defeat.

Correct.

I want to see him utterly humiliated.



"gordon is a moron"

[elster]

FourWheelDrift said:

I bet it's just the CIA dropping polonium 210 into his weak lemon drink while he's over in the USA.

muppets!

It takes more than that to kill a cockroach!

[AndrewW-G]

With any luck his ill health will involve somebody dropping a piano or Acme safe on his head

[turbobloke]

In the Prime Minister’s’ speech to the General Assembly he urged world leaders to hold talks to help emerging economies to reduce carbon emissions.

So when Winky finally gets to the podium, he delivers some pointless posturing on junkscience. That's just what the world economy and UK plc needs him to be working on.

He's a useless fool in every regard except that he's useful while in Number 10 as that will make the nulabian implosion and disintegration even greater.

[Don]

Puggit said:

Maybe

Times said:

I am staying on, Gordon Brown insists after troubles and health rumours

Gordon Brown had to deny Westminster rumours yesterday that he could quit on health grounds as party strife shattered his hopes of a smooth run-in to the Labour conference.

Would be a shame, we need him to stay in to ensure defeat.

David Cameron's greatest asset is Gordon Brown.

Stay on, Gordon. Because I don't just want the Labour Party defeated at the next election. I want comprehensively, utterly destroyed. Reduced to the third party - not even the official opposition. I want the Parliamentary Labour Party reduced to ashes and then the ashes pissed on from a great height. I want them out - if not permanently (my sincerest hope) - then for decades.


Let the Lib Dems keep the Conservatives honest. Let the independents band together. I want nothing that has the slightest hint of this lot in power ever again.

[FrankCayman]

Don said:

Puggit said:

Maybe

Times said:

I am staying on, Gordon Brown insists after troubles and health rumours

Gordon Brown had to deny Westminster rumours yesterday that he could quit on health grounds as party strife shattered his hopes of a smooth run-in to the Labour conference.

Would be a shame, we need him to stay in to ensure defeat.

David Cameron's greatest asset is Gordon Brown.

Stay on, Gordon. Because I don't just want the Labour Party defeated at the next election. I want comprehensively, utterly destroyed. Reduced to the third party - not even the official opposition. I want the Parliamentary Labour Party reduced to ashes and then the ashes pissed on from a great height. I want them out - if not permanently (my sincerest hope) - then for decades.


Let the Lib Dems keep the Conservatives honest. Let the independents band together. I want nothing that has the slightest hint of this lot in power ever again.

Bang on, mate.

[jesusbuiltmycar]

Puggit said:

Maybe

Times said:

I am staying on, Gordon Brown insists after troubles and health rumours

Gordon Brown had to deny Westminster rumours yesterday that he could quit on health grounds as party strife shattered his hopes of a smooth run-in to the Labour conference.

Would be a shame, we need him to stay in to ensure defeat.

The man has been a coward all of his life and bottled out of every challenge. I don't expect him to change and face the public's vote next June.

Only 251 Days and 17 Hrs left...

[chris_w]

Soovy said:

"gordon is a moron"

Who's going to join me on election night, chanting this in Trafalgar Square, would be a beautiful sight...

[Gedon]

Here's the plan.

1. Get Rid of Gordon
2. Pull hotshot out of the shadows.
3. Monster great big emotionally led campaign coming out of everywhere.
4. Snap election victory.

About time for some Conservative Sleaze. How about Cameron's animal porn collection? Sadly, I think the Conservatives are ripe for some "look at those posh bds" finger pointing. The plebs will love it and it will happen.

I'm totally convinced it will unfold and WILL work.

Edited by Gedon on Thursday 24th September 14:03

[Horse_Apple]

Gedon said:

Here's the plan.

1. Get Rid of Gordon
2. Pull hotshot out of the shadows.
3. Monster great big emotionally led campaign coming out of everywhere.
4. Snap election victory.

About time for some Conservative Sleaze. How about Cameron's animal porn collection? Sadly, I think the Conservatives are rips for some "look at those posh bds finger pointing". The plebs will love it and it will happen.

I'm totally convinced it will unfold and WILL work.

Sadly, a very valid concern. Depends on who Son of Winky is. Steve Milliband aka The Joker?

[Horse_Apple]

Horse_Apple said:

Gedon said:

Here's the plan.

1. Get Rid of Gordon
2. Pull hotshot out of the shadows.
3. Monster great big emotionally led campaign coming out of everywhere.
4. Snap election victory.

About time for some Conservative Sleaze. How about Cameron's animal porn collection? Sadly, I think the Conservatives are rips for some "look at those posh bds finger pointing". The plebs will love it and it will happen.

I'm totally convinced it will unfold and WILL work.

Sadly, a very valid concern. Depends on who Son of Winky is. Steve Milliband aka The Joker?

Leads me to another thought.

If Winky is a fk Nut, then Son of Winky would be a fk Kernel, fk Catkin or fk Bud? Any Nutologists out there?

[Don]

I don't think they can possibly hold on to power.

But they certainly could limit the damage to the point where my preferred outcome doesn't happen.

Thankfully they don't seem to be coming to their senses at the moment.

Most likely replacement for Gordon? Harman.

That's 50% of the electorate absolutely not going to vote Labour right there...

[thinfourth2]

Hope not brown is the tories greatest asset

[Gedon]

Horse_Apple said:

Gedon said:

Here's the plan.

1. Get Rid of Gordon
2. Pull hotshot out of the shadows.
3. Monster great big emotionally led campaign coming out of everywhere.
4. Snap election victory.

About time for some Conservative Sleaze. How about Cameron's animal porn collection? Sadly, I think the Conservatives are rips for some "look at those posh bds finger pointing". The plebs will love it and it will happen.

I'm totally convinced it will unfold and WILL work.

Sadly, a very valid concern. Depends on who Son of Winky is. Steve Milliband aka The Joker?

Blair Mk2 IMO. Another charming snake oil salesman, ever so sincere.

I'd put a virtual £20 on it happening. No, £100

[chr15b]

Gedon said:

Horse_Apple said:

Gedon said:

Here's the plan.

1. Get Rid of Gordon
2. Pull hotshot out of the shadows.
3. Monster great big emotionally led campaign coming out of everywhere.
4. Snap election victory.

About time for some Conservative Sleaze. How about Cameron's animal porn collection? Sadly, I think the Conservatives are rips for some "look at those posh bds finger pointing". The plebs will love it and it will happen.

I'm totally convinced it will unfold and WILL work.

Sadly, a very valid concern. Depends on who Son of Winky is. Steve Milliband aka The Joker?

Blair Mk2 IMO. Another charming snake oil salesman, ever so sincere.

I'd put a virtual £20 on it happening. No, £100

if it's virtual why not a million billion?

[Zod]

Soovy said:

Puggit said:

Maybe

Times said:

I am staying on, Gordon Brown insists after troubles and health rumours

Gordon Brown had to deny Westminster rumours yesterday that he could quit on health grounds as party strife shattered his hopes of a smooth run-in to the Labour conference.

Would be a shame, we need him to stay in to ensure defeat.

Correct.

I want to see him utterly humiliated.



"gordon is a moron"

They'll lose whoever is in charge, but I too want to see him crushed and humiliated. A breakdown on live TV would be good.

[Soovy]

Zod said:

Soovy said:

Puggit said:

Maybe

Times said:

I am staying on, Gordon Brown insists after troubles and health rumours

Gordon Brown had to deny Westminster rumours yesterday that he could quit on health grounds as party strife shattered his hopes of a smooth run-in to the Labour conference.

Would be a shame, we need him to stay in to ensure defeat.

Correct.

I want to see him utterly humiliated.



"gordon is a moron"

They'll lose whoever is in charge, but I too want to see him crushed and humiliated. A breakdown on live TV would be good.

I feel bad for saying this, but if anyone deserves a stroke live on TV it's him.

[anonymousposter]

jesusbuiltmycar said:

The man has been a coward all of his life and bottled out of every challenge.

Can't stand the man, but can't believe he's got to become PM with the character traits you describe.