Awwwww Winky is unloved ....

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Oily Nails

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206 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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....in the 'special' relationship as well as everywhere else.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8272061.stm


hehe

[engageGreenMile] "DEAD MAN WALKING" [disengageGreenMile]

Edited by Oily Nails on Thursday 24th September 07:49

Puggit

48,768 posts

254 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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Dammit - beaten to the thread by 2 mins!

That's right Winky, you're a nobody!

Oily Nails

Original Poster:

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Thursday 24th September 2009
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Puggit said:
Dammit - beaten to the thread by 2 mins!
bounce FINALLY I BEAT A PH'er TO A CURRENT AFFAIRS TYPE THREAD! bounce




I realise that sounds petty, but dammit after this week I need the win!



Edited by Oily Nails on Thursday 24th September 07:56

turbobloke

106,966 posts

266 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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Funny how it gets reported and commented on. Number 10 officials were clearly "frantic" that their bid for reflected glory and a world stage pic or two were being snubbed, since the term is being used everywhere including the beeb, yet the offices of both Winky and Obambi say there was no snub when it's staring the rest of the world in the face.

Don

28,377 posts

290 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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Well. If you know you'll be dealing with Cameron through most of your Presidency why bother with Brown.

turbobloke

106,966 posts

266 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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Maybe Obambi was jealous of Winky's award, they both like showboating on the world stage which is what passes for statesmanship when there isn't much of the real thing around.

Puggit

48,768 posts

254 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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Obama to meet Bulgarian Deputy Sports Minister


Daily Mash said:
PRESIDENT Obama has cleared his schedule for a high level meeting with Bulgaria's deputy minister for sport

Mr Obama will meet Ivan Lekov at the United Nations later today to discuss Bulgaria's drive to improve table tennis facilities for the under 14s.

It is only the eighth the two men have met with the White House stressing the president wanted to work with the Bulgarian department of sport to ensure there was a new or nearly new ping-pong table in every village within five years.

The meeting will also cover Bulgaria's bid to host the 2012 world archery championships and a joint project to develop a lighter and more environmentally friendly snooker cue.

A White House spokesman said: "We didn't actually know that Mr Lekov was going to be in New York this week so when the President bumped into him in the foyer at the UN we quickly threw something together. We're determined to pin down this ping-pong deal before the end of the year."

Following his meeting with Mr Lekov, President Obama is due to eat some chocolate biscuits, blow his nose, do spot of light yawning and stare out the window for at least while whistling aimlessly.

The spokesman added: "And that's why he doesn't have time to meet Gordon Brown."

Meanwhile Mr Brown last night attempted to sneak into Mr Obama's suite at the Plaza Hotel dressed as a Swedish massage therapist, but was easily spotted by secret service agents.

As he was dragged away and his blonde wig fell to the floor, Mr Brown shouted: "But I'm the World Statesman of the Year!
rofl

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

261 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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When I heard Winky is Statesman Of The Year, I nearly wet myself...

rofl

Engineer1

10,486 posts

215 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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We do have a special relationship but I think the meaning of special has been corrupted to become the same usage as special school.

Soovy

35,829 posts

277 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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Brown is the kid at school that no one invited to anything.

Utter c t

john_p

7,073 posts

256 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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I can see it now, Obama and his entourage sweeping through the U.N. building, taking the fastest route from the entrance to the auditorium through the kitchen area, only to turn a corner and be accosted by Brown, hiding in a doorway.

I can imagine Obama not breaking stride and Brown trying to have a hurried conversation with him as the group walk briskly down numerous corridors - only to get to the auditorium, a Secret Service agent stops Brown and everyone else goes through. "Sorry sir, you can't go in there"

International Statesman of the Year. Cock.

Edited by john_p on Thursday 24th September 09:34

jesusbuiltmycar

4,623 posts

260 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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Apparantly No10 made 5 requests for a meeting...

guido said:
Obama Too Busy To See Brown
Obama swerved no fewer than five requests from Downing Street to hold a bilateral meeting either at the UN in New York or at the G20 summit starting in Pittsburgh today. Obama himself was in New York to deliver a speech to the UN. Brown’s own speech to the UN was delivered to a half-empty auditorium.

Brown is paying a price for encouraging the release of the Lockerbie bomber…

UPDATE : Downing Street is denying the story and briefing that the two leaders had already had one “wide-ranging discussion”. Here is where it gets comical. The “wide-ranging discussion” appears to have taken place in a kitchen at the UN.

Guido thinks it might have gone something like this:

Gordon: Mr President could you pass the salt?
Barack : Sure. How is Tony?
Gordon : He’s fine I imagine. Nice weather you are having for this time of year.
Barack : Gotta go. Enjoy your tofu. Tell David I’ll see him next year. See you in Pittsburgh.

Humiliating.

UPDATE II : Despite invitations to all, only one American banker turned up to a meeting with the man who “saved the world” and the global banking system. How ungrateful of them.

B Oeuf

39,731 posts

290 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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I think Brown is good at one thing at least, being consistent. In the last 48hrs alone he has miss handled the Baroness Scotland thing, been told to eff off by Charles Clarke, defeated by the Treasury and made himself look a fool with Barry. Just how useless is this man?

jesusbuiltmycar

4,623 posts

260 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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B Oeuf said:
I think Brown is good at one thing at least, being consistent. In the last 48hrs alone he has miss handled the Baroness Scotland thing, been told to eff off by Charles Clarke, defeated by the Treasury and made himself look a fool with Barry. Just how useless is this man?
what was the defeat by the Treasury???

B Oeuf

39,731 posts

290 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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jesusbuiltmycar said:
B Oeuf said:
I think Brown is good at one thing at least, being consistent. In the last 48hrs alone he has miss handled the Baroness Scotland thing, been told to eff off by Charles Clarke, defeated by the Treasury and made himself look a fool with Barry. Just how useless is this man?
what was the defeat by the Treasury???
"Gordon Brown appeared to back off pressing for a further fiscal stimulus in next month's budget after what was described, semi-mischievously, in the Commons yesterday as a coup by the governor of the Bank of England, Mervyn King. There will now be no big stimulus in the budget"

Guardian.co.uk

turbobloke

106,966 posts

266 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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B Oeuf said:
jesusbuiltmycar said:
B Oeuf said:
I think Brown is good at one thing at least, being consistent. In the last 48hrs alone he has miss handled the Baroness Scotland thing, been told to eff off by Charles Clarke, defeated by the Treasury and made himself look a fool with Barry. Just how useless is this man?
what was the defeat by the Treasury???
"Gordon Brown appeared to back off pressing for a further fiscal stimulus in next month's budget after what was described, semi-mischievously, in the Commons yesterday as a coup by the governor of the Bank of England, Mervyn King. There will now be no big stimulus in the budget"

Guardian.co.uk
What goes on inside the head of the Winky One...

grumbledoak

31,767 posts

239 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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Aunty said:
No 10 said they had a wide-ranging chat after a UN dinner - understood to have taken place in the UN's kitchens.
So, basically, Brown followed Obama around like a lonely dog as Obama tried to leave via the back door. Class! What a Statesman!

Edited by grumbledoak on Thursday 24th September 12:32

Oily Nails

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206 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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turbobloke said:
What goes on inside the head of the Winky One...
..Breath in...Breath out....Breath in........

Soovy

35,829 posts

277 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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"Stay well behind me, and do not speak to me you c t"

"But..... puff pant.... Barack, Barack..... I want to be your friend....."

"F ck off"




mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

261 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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Soovy said:


"Stay well behind me, and do not speak to me you c t"

"But..... puff pant.... Barack, Barack..... I want to be your friend....."

"F ck off"
And don't call me Barry....hehe