The **** is voted "Statesman of the year".....

The **** is voted "Statesman of the year".....

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schmalex

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13,616 posts

212 months

Wednesday 23rd September 2009
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Monki

1,233 posts

197 months

Wednesday 23rd September 2009
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Brown and Bono in the same place.....where's a mad terrorist when you need one eh?

Puggit

48,768 posts

254 months

Wednesday 23rd September 2009
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Great - another reason given to him to cling on and ensure the end of the Labour Party thumbup

turbobloke

106,966 posts

266 months

Wednesday 23rd September 2009
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Joke award given to a joke by a joke outfit.

FourWheelDrift

89,447 posts

290 months

Wednesday 23rd September 2009
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It's just a ploy to get him on American soil, they can now legally bag him up and send him to Guantanamo Bay for siding with the Libyans.

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

199 months

Wednesday 23rd September 2009
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If they fking love him so much why don't those s do us all a favour and fking keep the prick.

Wall to wall dheads.

unrepentant

21,671 posts

262 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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As soon as you see the words Bono and Gordon Brown together you know that it's just a crock of st and best ignored.

Funk

26,512 posts

215 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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Is it April 1st?

Funk

26,512 posts

215 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/o...

Daily Mash said:
OBAMA TO MEET BULGARIAN DEPUTY SPORTS MINISTER

PRESIDENT Obama has cleared his schedule for a high level meeting with Bulgaria's deputy minister for sport.

Mr Obama will meet Ivan Lekov at the United Nations later today to discuss Bulgaria's drive to improve table tennis facilities for the under 14s.

It is only the eighth time the two men have met, with the White House stressing it wanted to work with the Bulgarian department of sport to ensure there was a new, or nearly new, ping-pong table in every village within five years.

The meeting will also cover Bulgaria's bid to host the 2012 World Archery Championships and a joint project to develop a lighter and more environmentally friendly snooker cue.

A White House spokesman said: "We didn't know Mr Lekov was going to be in New York this week, so when the President bumped into him in the foyer we quickly threw something together. We're determined to pin down this ping-pong deal before the end of the year."

Following his meeting with Mr Lekov, President Obama is due to eat some chocolate biscuits, blow his nose, do a spot of light yawning and stare out the window for at least an hour while whistling aimlessly.

The spokesman added: "And that's why he doesn't have time to meet Gordon Brown."

Meanwhile Mr Brown last night attempted to sneak into Mr Obama's suite at the Plaza Hotel dressed as a Swedish massage therapist, but was easily spotted by Secret Service agents.

As he was dragged away and his blonde wig fell to the floor, Mr Brown shouted: "But I'm the World Statesman of the Year!

"ASK BONO!"
Gotta love the Mash.. hehe

Gedon

3,097 posts

182 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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At least it isn't Bliar (iso-statesman). I expect it will be when he's the President of the EU.


Project 644

37,068 posts

194 months

Thursday 24th September 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
It's just a ploy to get him on American soil, they can now legally bag him up and send him to Guantanamo Bay for siding with the Libyans.
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Nero601

1,566 posts

202 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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christ on a bike , you could not make that st up !!!

and that pic of two grinning goons........pass the bucket i'm going to puke

EDLT

15,421 posts

212 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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I thought he was off sick?

nonegreen

7,803 posts

276 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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If he is statesman of the year the entire planet is in very grave danger. A 2 year old would have made a better job of the economy than the one eyed git.

wiffmaster

2,607 posts

204 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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An award praising "compassionate leadership" was presented by Henry Kissinger. Yeah, people are going to take this really seriously...

XJSJohn

16,029 posts

225 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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I realy hope that they are fking taking the bloody piss there!!!!

This weapons grade dhead as Statesman of the year, my fking arse!!!

My bloody dog could be a better bloody statesman!!!

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XJSJohn

16,029 posts

225 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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I think that sums up my feelings on this quite succintly!

okgo

39,147 posts

204 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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On another note, has anyone ever seen another persons head that is bigger that winky? It's vast!!!