Jordan's 'rape'

[Colin_147]

Does anyone believe this actually took place? And, if so, who's on radar of suspects?

[Iain328]

Colin_147 said:

Does anyone believe this actually took place? And, if so, who's on radar of suspects?

Who knows, but if it did the list would be too big for the PH forum database to cope with !!

[anonymous-user]

Yes I definitely believed she manhandled some random bloke into her snake pit and thus raped them.

[okgo]

Who fking cares.

[dougc]

okgo said:

Who fking cares.

Max Clifford

[The jiffle king]

It´s a put up or shut up as far as I am concerned. If it did happen, then report it and do the right thing. If not, then keep quiet and let us all not have her stupid mug in the papers again.

She´s not helping by not reporting it and speaking about it...

[Soovy]

It's all crap.

[sleep envy]

Note to Jordan: if you're on top, it's not rape

[Soovy]

sleep envy said:

Note to Jordan: if you're on top, it's not rape

"So Soovy, you were raped?"

"Well, at first yes...."

[Frankeh]

Iraq did it.

[FourWheelDrift]

Is that the name of the new television programme she's doing?

A bit like Paris Hilton's best friend, only with a booby prize.

[Dunk76]

Regrettably, my other half knew her some years ago and keeps me up to speed on the workings of a woman who is very clever, very cynical, and very manipulative of the press.

The basic equation runs thus;

Jordan + Peter marry = pap press love it. Heat Mag. Everything tickety-boo.

Jordan + Peter do a fly-on-the-wall TV show where Peter actually comes across as being a genuinely nice chap, devoted father, and of immeasurable patience dealing with Ms Price, rather than the total knobend we all thought he was.

Jordan + Peter split - presumably, it seems, due to some sort of jealousy issue on the part of Ms. Price who can't stand to play second fiddle.

Press goes wild.

Dane Bowers crashes a Vauxhall Tigra near Ms. Price's place whilst drunk. Ms. Price is photographed out and about in her usual style. Press unsympathetic

Peter Andre, meanwhile, is photographed with his kids, being a father, releases an album, and carries on not be the total knobend we all thought he was. Press very sympathetic.

Ms. Price then appears in the paper with stories of rape.

Draw your own conclusion. I think she's been played at her own game, and lost.

[Soovy]

Dunk76 said:

Regrettably, my other half knew her some years ago and keeps me up to speed on the workings of a woman who is very clever, very cynical, and very manipulative of the press.

The basic equation runs thus;

Jordan + Peter marry = pap press love it. Heat Mag. Everything tickety-boo.

Jordan + Peter do a fly-on-the-wall TV show where Peter actually comes across as being a genuinely nice chap, devoted father, and of immeasurable patience dealing with Ms Price, rather than the total knobend we all thought he was.

Jordan + Peter split - presumably, it seems, due to some sort of jealousy issue on the part of Ms. Price who can't stand to play second fiddle.

Press goes wild.

Dane Bowers crashes a Vauxhall Tigra near Ms. Price's place whilst drunk. Ms. Price is photographed out and about in her usual style. Press unsympathetic

Peter Andre, meanwhile, is photographed with his kids, being a father, releases an album, and carries on not be the total knobend we all thought he was. Press very sympathetic.

Ms. Price then appears in the paper with stories of rape.

Draw your own conclusion. I think she's been played at her own game, and lost.

1000% correct.

[southendpier]

Soovy said:

Dunk76 said:

Regrettably, my other half knew her some years ago and keeps me up to speed on the workings of a woman who has massive bangers

The basic equation runs thus;

Jordan + Peter marry = pap press love it. Heat Mag. Everything tickety-boo.

Jordan + Peter do a fly-on-the-wall TV show where Peter actually comes across as being a genuinely nice chap, devoted father, and of immeasurable patience dealing with Ms Price, rather than the total knobend we all thought he was.

Jordan + Peter split - presumably, it seems, due to some sort of jealousy issue on the part of Ms. Price who can't stand to play second fiddle.

Press goes wild.

Dane Bowers crashes a Vauxhall Tigra near Ms. Price's place whilst drunk. Ms. Price is photographed out and about in her usual style. Press unsympathetic

Peter Andre, meanwhile, is photographed with his kids, being a father, releases an album, and carries on not be the total knobend we all thought he was. Press very sympathetic.

Ms. Price then appears in the paper with stories of rape.

Draw your own conclusion. I think she's been played at her own game, and lost.

1000% correct.

I expect Jordan will be ill soon and make a recovery that we can read about on pages 3-16

Have mental problems we can read a week later on pages 3-6

Eating disorder pages 2-7 editorial pages 8, recipe ideas inside back cover

What's the betting that as he star fades over the next few years she will eventually get 'em out in Nuts (for the very last time).

utter fking revolting slapper.

[Gedon]

Wonder if he put an apple up 'er arse to tighten 'er up a bit

[Dunk76]

southendpier said:

Soovy said:

Dunk76 said:

Regrettably, my other half knew her some years ago and keeps me up to speed on the workings of a woman who has massive bangers

The basic equation runs thus;

Jordan + Peter marry = pap press love it. Heat Mag. Everything tickety-boo.

Jordan + Peter do a fly-on-the-wall TV show where Peter actually comes across as being a genuinely nice chap, devoted father, and of immeasurable patience dealing with Ms Price, rather than the total knobend we all thought he was.

Jordan + Peter split - presumably, it seems, due to some sort of jealousy issue on the part of Ms. Price who can't stand to play second fiddle.

Press goes wild.

Dane Bowers crashes a Vauxhall Tigra near Ms. Price's place whilst drunk. Ms. Price is photographed out and about in her usual style. Press unsympathetic

Peter Andre, meanwhile, is photographed with his kids, being a father, releases an album, and carries on not be the total knobend we all thought he was. Press very sympathetic.

Ms. Price then appears in the paper with stories of rape.

Draw your own conclusion. I think she's been played at her own game, and lost.

1000% correct.

I expect Jordan will be ill soon and make a recovery that we can read about on pages 3-16

Have mental problems we can read a week later on pages 3-6

Eating disorder pages 2-7 editorial pages 8, recipe ideas inside back cover

What's the betting that as he star fades over the next few years she will eventually get 'em out in Nuts (for the very last time).

utter fking revolting slapper.

Given that's what her entire career has been based on so far, I'd agree with that.

Peter Andre, meanwhile, I wish the best will in the world to; we've all been -struck at some point or another, and he's actually come out of the whole sorry tale vastly better off in my estimation.

[Don]

Make sure to check out The Daily Mash at the weekend. Girl's Bits is bound to have something on this...

[neil_bolton]

Yep, Peter Andre gets a beer on me if I met him at a bar; seems to come across very well when interviewed etc

[Gedon]

Just out of interest, I wonder if she has a personality disorder.

Antisocial/Narcissisisisistic.....? There is something distinctly wrong about her behaviour and what she thinks is acceptable.

[Soovy]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/skank-g...