How to contact the Labour Party

[Tunku]

How does one do this online? I tried, and cannot get email addresses for what I want to tell them.

[AndrewW-G]

easy, make some money or do something enjoyable and they'll soon come out of the woodwork with their hand out

[Boosted LS1]

Try looking under a stone, that's where you'll find them.

[Police State]

have you tried here:

http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mps/

[hidetheelephants]

It's more fun to do offline. Write your complaint on a piece of paper, wrap it around a brick and secure with an elastic band; using a vigorous overarm technique, throw through the window of your MP's constituency office. If your complaint is particularly vexing you may wish to smear some faeces on the paper. Email just doesn't allow for the necessary freedom of expression. If you're lucky, the brick may actually hit your parliamentary representative and knock some sense into him/her.

[Guybrush]

Boosted LS1 said:

Try looking under a stone, that's where you'll find them.

Yes, Brown's done his usual and gone into hiding, only releasing the odd prepared pre-recorded soundbite.

[FreeLitres]

Tunku said:

How does one do this online? I tried, and cannot get email addresses for what I want to tell them.

Are you looking to tell them what a sterling job they have been doing?

[Steve_W]

Through a Medium would be favourite

With apologies to Les Dawson

[FNG]

hidetheelephants said:

It's more fun to do offline. Write your complaint on a piece of paper, wrap it around a brick and secure with an elastic band; using a vigorous overarm technique, throw through the window of your MP's constituency office. If your complaint is particularly vexing you may wish to smear some faeces on the paper. Email just doesn't allow for the necessary freedom of expression. If you're lucky, the brick may actually hit your parliamentary representative and knock some sense into him/her.

I don't think it's really feasible to hurl a brick of the required size through a window. You'd need a forklift.

[Gold]

FNG said:

hidetheelephants said:

It's more fun to do offline. Write your complaint on a piece of paper, wrap it around a brick and secure with an elastic band; using a vigorous overarm technique, throw through the window of your MP's constituency office. If your complaint is particularly vexing you may wish to smear some faeces on the paper. Email just doesn't allow for the necessary freedom of expression. If you're lucky, the brick may actually hit your parliamentary representative and knock some sense into him/her.

I don't think it's really feasible to hurl a brick of the required size through a window. You'd need a forklift.

[Scraggles]

Tunku said:

How does one do this online? I tried, and cannot get email addresses for what I want to tell them.

http://tinyurl.com/r8yhz8

[Carfiend]

I would like to contact them with a fist to the face.

[Carfiend]

Carfiend said:

I would like to contact them with a fist to the face.

Woah there internet tough guy!

[FNG]

Gold said:

FNG said:

hidetheelephants said:

It's more fun to do offline. Write your complaint on a piece of paper, wrap it around a brick and secure with an elastic band; using a vigorous overarm technique, throw through the window of your MP's constituency office. If your complaint is particularly vexing you may wish to smear some faeces on the paper. Email just doesn't allow for the necessary freedom of expression. If you're lucky, the brick may actually hit your parliamentary representative and knock some sense into him/her.

I don't think it's really feasible to hurl a brick of the required size through a window. You'd need a forklift.

...ah. I stand corrected.

[Timsta]

Scraggles said:

http://tinyurl.com/r8yhz8

Yeah, kinda funny, but why would you google for a url you already know?

[The Hypno-Toad]

Type the words "murder""Gordon Brown" and "bomb" into google and I'm sure that they will be at your door very promptly indeed for a little chat....

[Einion Yrth]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Type the words "murder""Gordon Brown" and "bomb" into google and I'm sure that they will be at your door very promptly indeed for a little chat....

Dunno, a martyr might be the only possible way of avoiding political annihilation.

[Dracoro]

Timsta said:

Scraggles said:

http://tinyurl.com/r8yhz8

Yeah, kinda funny, but why would you google for a url you already know?

What a plonker. Tries to be "clever" yet gets it all so wrong

[chris watton]

I think that pretty soon, the only realistic way of contacting them is via a séance....

[Scraggles]

http://www.youtube.com/DowningSt

http://politics.guardian.co.uk/person/contactdetai...

apparently bottler brown has bottled his email address as it was getting too full