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Bob Fossil

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954 posts

245 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-do...

Bizarre.

Anyone ever suffered a biscuit related injury?

Steamer

13,962 posts

219 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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They were talking about this on Radio 6 yesterday...

...the statistic for the number of injuries sustained from trying to retrieve a biscuit from a wild animal was hilarious!! hehe

robinhood21

30,832 posts

238 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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Article said:
One unlucky person ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.
I could understand if it was the last Jaffa cake in the packet but...

Dan_1981

17,507 posts

205 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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Food and Drink surely?

Or maybe health matters?

bigTee

5,546 posts

227 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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crumbs!

Funk

26,511 posts

215 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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Well that just takes the biscuit.

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

200 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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"Accidents have included people poking themselves in the eye with a biscuit"

Come on.......this can't be serious!!!!

How can you 'Fail' that badly at eating a biscuit!

FNG

4,329 posts

230 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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Artice said:
One unlucky person ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.
Actually I don't think you can blame the biscuit there.

Edited by FNG on Thursday 10th September 11:21

robinhood21

30,832 posts

238 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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FNG said:
Artice said:
One unlucky person ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.
Actually I don't think you can blame the biscuit there.
Well, it must have been a Nice biscuit!

Steamer

13,962 posts

219 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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robinhood21 said:
FNG said:
Artice said:
One unlucky person ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.
Actually I don't think you can blame the biscuit there.
Well, it must have been a Nice biscuit!
yuck Nice biscuits!! For old people and the mentally infirm!


cazzer

8,883 posts

254 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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Aparently 13 people a year die from "Pyjama related incidents" in the UK.
So biscuit related injuries done surprise me.

limpsfield

6,094 posts

259 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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robinhood21 said:
Article said:
One unlucky person ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.
I could understand if it was the last Jaffa cake in the packet but...
Oblong Jaffa cakes are coming - maybe more injuries due to sharper edges

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212218/Th...

robinhood21

30,832 posts

238 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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limpsfield said:
Oblong Jaffa cakes are coming - maybe more injuries due to sharper edges

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212218/Th...
I shall just have to don some eye-protectors. thumbup

Bob Fossil

Original Poster:

954 posts

245 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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limpsfield said:
Oblong Jaffa cakes are coming
Nooooo!

Is nothing sacred anymore?

It's ok really though - a Jaffa cake is not a biscuit. Or is it? My head hurts...


robinhood21

30,832 posts

238 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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Bob Fossil said:
Is nothing sacred anymore?

It's ok really though - a Jaffa cake is not a biscuit. Or is it? My head hurts...
I think it was deemed; a biscuit goes soft when old. A cake goes hard when old. As Jaffa's go hard it is a Cake. yum