Well Done, Love...

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Glassman

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22,980 posts

221 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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TheEnd

15,370 posts

194 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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queue the usual excuses, just in Peru on holiday, looking for bears maybe, and had to carry it through for a boyfriend, or forced at gun point etc.

Stu R

21,410 posts

221 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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Damn, was looking forward to that delivery too.

greygoose

8,586 posts

201 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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No British person is ever guilty of anything abroad so she's obviously been fitted up by the foreign police, when she's found guilty in court we'll have her sent home, where she can be promptly released to make some cash selling her story to the papers and resuming her life as dolescum on a council estate rolleyes.

dreamz

5,289 posts

199 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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she'll still manage to be jailed, found guilty, spend a month there and somehow get the foriegn office to pull out all the stops and get her sent back to the uk to a "heroes" welcome where her mum will be glad she's back with loved ones as this was a huge miscarriage of justice.

The jiffle king

7,030 posts

264 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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29kg of coke!!! Did she have any room for anything else in the bag!!! Thats a heck of a lot for a suitcase....

I´ve been asked twice in the last 3 weeks at Barcelona airport to take things on board.... and once in Moscow... I am not surprised that the odd person falls for it.... but would you trust a girl you´ve never met with you 3million of coke!!!

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

254 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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29kg's thats a heavy suitcase, she would have had excess baggage to pay.

turbobloke

106,943 posts

266 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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The jiffle king said:
... but would you trust a girl you´ve never met with you 3million of coke!!!
Not that I've been involved in such dealings, but no - unless she was a deliberate distraction to take attention away from an even bigger shipment. If so the people who paid her a nominal sum will also have been the ones who anonymously tipped off the authorities. Still, about 6 years in jail seems very lenient compared to some of the alternative likely penalties e.g. in SE Asia.

HD Adam

5,155 posts

190 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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Good old traditional British name as well rolleyes

turbobloke

106,943 posts

266 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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HD Adam said:
Good old traditional British name as well rolleyes
The media can't mention anything to do with immigration in the context of possible illegality, that might tell it as it is be seen as inflammatory and politically incorrect, racist even.

Bill Carr

2,234 posts

240 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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HD Adam said:
Good old traditional British name as well rolleyes
And what exactly has that got to do with anything, hmmm?

turbobloke

106,943 posts

266 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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hehe

Lucas CAV

3,039 posts

225 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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HD Adam said:
Good old traditional British name as well rolleyes
how we laughed - tt

groucho

12,134 posts

252 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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Oh dear! Peruvian customs and then Peruvian jail. A different world.

turbobloke

106,943 posts

266 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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groucho said:
Oh dear! Peruvian customs and then Peruvian jail. A different world.
Maybe the food there is better than their hospitals wink

Lucas CAV said:
HD Adam said:
Good old traditional British name as well rolleyes
how we laughed - tt
And personal abuse is after all the epitome of sophistication and humour. Or were you being deeply ironic?

HD Adam

5,155 posts

190 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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Lucas CAV said:
HD Adam said:
Good old traditional British name as well rolleyes
how we laughed - tt
Me or the "British"girl?

DSM2

3,624 posts

206 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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Bill Carr said:
HD Adam said:
Good old traditional British name as well rolleyes
And what exactly has that got to do with anything, hmmm?
Yeah, it's just a coincidence, right? rolleyes

oldsoak

5,618 posts

208 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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paddyhasneeds

54,532 posts

216 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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30 fking kilos of Coke in a suitcase?

I'd assumed that any drug smuggling these days via passenger flights involved "internal" smuggling, surely there's not a hope in hell of chucking 30kg of the stuff in your suitcase and crossing your fingers?!

Bill Carr

2,234 posts

240 months

Monday 31st August 2009
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DSM2 said:
Bill Carr said:
HD Adam said:
Good old traditional British name as well rolleyes
And what exactly has that got to do with anything, hmmm?
Yeah, it's just a coincidence, right? rolleyes
WTF?!