It's OK - "artificial trees" will stop global warming

It's OK - "artificial trees" will stop global warming

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RegMolehusband

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4,006 posts

263 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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Yes, it seems we might be able to stop global warming by erecting thousands of structures that soak up CO2. They don't look much like trees to me - and I always thought the Institute of Mechanical Engineers were such a sensible bunch of chaps.Won't the landscape look lovely, wind farms, CO2 sucker-uppers and wilting plants from lack of CO2. BBC News Website


Eric Mc

122,699 posts

271 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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They will have to be manufactured using only "green" sources of power.

Maybe they should let nature "manufacture" its own trees.

Phil1

621 posts

288 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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BBC Article said:
Many climate scientists calculate that the world has only a few decades to reduce emissions before there is so much carbon dioxide in the atmosphere that a dangerous rise in global temperature is inevitable.
That's a bit of a backward step compared to the usual approach. We've got decades to sort the problem now. I thought we were supposed to believe it was imminent if not already too late.

zcacogp

11,239 posts

250 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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It does seem that there is a general mentality that there is 'something' wrong with the environment, and 'something must be done about it'. The 'something' that is wrong is unknown, and hence the 'something' that should be done is unclear.

Building shiny buildings to reflect sunlight back into space? Nuts! Surely this enegry could be much better harnessed as soalr energy and used in a way that reduces the need for (supposedly-) nasty CO2 emission?


Oli.

The Black Flash

13,735 posts

204 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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article said:
Another of the team's preferred methods of capturing carbon is to install what they term "algae based photobioreactors" on buildings. These would be transparent containers containing algae which would remove carbon dioxide from the air during photosynthesis.
Great! But what happens to all of the algae once it has absorbed all of that nasty C02?
Unless they have a way to stop it rotting, it'll just end up straight back into the atmosphere...

chippy17

3,740 posts

249 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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Guam said:
Oh my lord

I am at a loss for words this is so inanefrown
assuming you mean insane but that is simply what it is, the new religion has arrived burn the non believers

Asterix

24,438 posts

234 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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They'll probably end up being too efficient, taking too much Co2 out of the system and all the plants die...

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

264 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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when I read that my first thought was, plant more trees. Madness

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

200 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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Of course, they could just plant more 'REAL' trees to do the job.

Or just stop cutting down so much forest in South America.

Just more impossible solutions for a non-existant problem.

Gedon

3,097 posts

182 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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History will judge us. Oh yes.

In the meantime, we should be focussing our efforts on managing the forthcoming oil shortage, not fking about with plant food gas. Conserve coal, be frugal, don't use the plane, etc, etc.

It's all very well averting the coming climate chaos if we have a total breakdown of civilisation due to oil shortage.

The people managing the situation are barking up the wrong tree. The frustrating thing is that all this laughable bullst is very very really being paid for. Someone is paying these people. Why can't the use the money to plant some bloody trees?

leon_t

295 posts

210 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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article said:
The authors from the Institution of Mechanical Engineers say that without geo-engineering it will be impossible to avoid dangerous climate change
Since when were authors from a Mechanical Engineering Institute experts on 'dangerous climate change'?

Just more idiots looking for a 'green funding' handout I guess.

cmsapms

707 posts

250 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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The Black Flash said:
article said:
Another of the team's preferred methods of capturing carbon is to install what they term "algae based photobioreactors" on buildings. These would be transparent containers containing algae which would remove carbon dioxide from the air during photosynthesis.
Great! But what happens to all of the algae once it has absorbed all of that nasty C02?
Unless they have a way to stop it rotting, it'll just end up straight back into the atmosphere...
We could incinerate it.......no, hang on that wouldn't work.

scratchchin

Got it!! Feed it to cows. They'll convert it to methane and bingo no more CO2. I'll take my prize in cash if that's OK.

What's that? Methane's worse than CO2? But I've just had beans on toast - I'm a climate criminal! cool

cazzer

8,883 posts

254 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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Dr Fox from the University of East Anglia said "Yarrrrp"

Ffs...East Anglia has only just worked out what the big silver birds in the sky are.

Jasandjules

70,420 posts

235 months

Thursday 27th August 2009
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Spiritual_Beggar said:
Of course, they could just plant more 'REAL' trees to do the job.

Or just stop cutting down so much forest in South America.
Bingo.

Sounds like they'd just like to blow £10 million of Govt cash playing about to me.

I've said it before, IF MMGW was so devasting and life threatening, then we'd have invaded South America and Indonesia by now and be guarding the forests.....WHilst planting new trees.

.:ian:.

2,292 posts

209 months

Friday 28th August 2009
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The Black Flash said:
article said:
Another of the team's preferred methods of capturing carbon is to install what they term "algae based photobioreactors" on buildings. These would be transparent containers containing algae which would remove carbon dioxide from the air during photosynthesis.
Great! But what happens to all of the algae once it has absorbed all of that nasty C02?
Unless they have a way to stop it rotting, it'll just end up straight back into the atmosphere...
Build a fk off big rocket and shoot it into space. job done.

The Black Flash

13,735 posts

204 months

Friday 28th August 2009
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.:ian:. said:
The Black Flash said:
article said:
Another of the team's preferred methods of capturing carbon is to install what they term "algae based photobioreactors" on buildings. These would be transparent containers containing algae which would remove carbon dioxide from the air during photosynthesis.
Great! But what happens to all of the algae once it has absorbed all of that nasty C02?
Unless they have a way to stop it rotting, it'll just end up straight back into the atmosphere...
Build a fk off big rocket and shoot it into space. job done.
hehe
You are joking, right?

Groober

775 posts

186 months

Friday 28th August 2009
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Gedon said:
History will judge us. Oh yes.

In the meantime, we should be focussing our efforts on managing the forthcoming oil shortage, not fking about with plant food gas. Conserve coal, be frugal, don't use the plane, etc, etc.

It's all very well averting the coming climate chaos if we have a total breakdown of civilisation due to oil shortage.

The people managing the situation are barking up the wrong tree. The frustrating thing is that all this laughable bullst is very very really being paid for. Someone is paying these people. Why can't the use the money to plant some bloody trees?
I agree with you there, why not go and invade a middle eastern oil rich state therfore securing oil for the western world for many years to come.

Oh hang on we already did that smile

Edited by Groober on Friday 28th August 10:49

.:ian:.

2,292 posts

209 months

Friday 28th August 2009
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The Black Flash said:
.:ian:. said:
The Black Flash said:
article said:
Another of the team's preferred methods of capturing carbon is to install what they term "algae based photobioreactors" on buildings. These would be transparent containers containing algae which would remove carbon dioxide from the air during photosynthesis.
Great! But what happens to all of the algae once it has absorbed all of that nasty C02?
Unless they have a way to stop it rotting, it'll just end up straight back into the atmosphere...
Build a fk off big rocket and shoot it into space. job done.
hehe
You are joking, right?
Well, its quite risky, I admit, if it blows up before it leaves orbir, all those lethal carbons would be released back into the atmosphere. laugh

Gedon

3,097 posts

182 months

Friday 28th August 2009
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I suppose in these times of trouble, it makes sense to get on the green bandwagon and make some cash out of it. You aren't going to change their minds with reason, so you may as well start making lesbian waterwheels made out of sustainable squirrels or something.