Mega wee warmer - £5m of Lottery cash....

Mega wee warmer - £5m of Lottery cash....

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superkartracer

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8,959 posts

228 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1205693/5m...

Gipsies get £5m of Lottery cash to beat planning rules...

Pints

18,445 posts

200 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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I'm not even going to click that link. My heart can't cope with this type of thing today - not after to listening to Peter Mandelson on Radio 4 this morning. mad

Davi

17,153 posts

226 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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A wise decision Pints...

superkartracer

Original Poster:

8,959 posts

228 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Followed by -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1181534/Gy...

Gypsies smash £5million police helicopter with axes in revenge for 'spy' flights

DAVEVO9

3,469 posts

273 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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superkartracer said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1205693/5m...

PIKEYS get £5m of Lottery cash to beat planning rules...
EFA

All they should be given is an injection of AIDS PIKEYS are lower than whale st

superkartracer

Original Poster:

8,959 posts

228 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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AND just to finish off

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1205683/...

Let's go tarmacking with Teabag, Tess and Toby

silver.fox.2008

820 posts

196 months

Bing o

15,184 posts

225 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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[quote=GYPSIES HANDED £5m TO GET ON DAILY MAIL READERS' TITS]

BRITAIN'S Romany gypsies have been given a £5 million grant to do whatever they want as long as it infuriates the st out of Daily Mail readers.

Officials hope the gypsies will use some of the money to buy land next to a cul-de-sac in Guildford where they will establish a permanent bonfire and allow their children to ride their quadbikes over local rockeries while shouting sexually explicit swearwords.

A spokesman for the Department for Persons of the Road said: "Or they could burn a massive wicker man filled with Union Jacks, Songs of Praise DVDs and Alan Titchmarsh.

"Or they could host a gay pride festival for bristly mongrel dogs dressed in burqhas and frilly suspenders. Whatever floats their boat."

June Fothergill, from Stevenage, said: "Naturally I am both shocked and disgusted that gypsies, who do nothing but bake hedgehogs in clay and use their magic to sterilise horses, should be handed a seven figure sum just to irritate my breasts.

"However, as a Daily Mail reader, I do derive sexual pleasure from being frightened and thrive on paranoid hate and ill-informed bothermongering in much the same way that a cheeseplant thrives on sunlight. So in that sense I'm a bit conflicted."

She added: "I suspect I shall have to reserve judgement until Mr Littlejohn has given me my orders."

Romany people have their own set of equally superstitious beliefs about Daily Mail readers, believing them to be a race of lesser beings who evolved from owls, sleep in bathtubs filled with liver and make ice lollies from cat urine.
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superkartracer

Original Poster:

8,959 posts

228 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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^^

What about people like me who live the sticks and have to deal with this scum dumping st wherever they fancy pitching up.

Not only do they break into local farms and steel livestock they also st on the footpaths and have little respect for anyone.

Hence why we have Bullmastiffs.

S

Ganglandboss

8,352 posts

209 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Bing o said:
[quote=GYPSIES HANDED £5m TO GET ON DAILY MAIL READERS' TITS]

BRITAIN'S Romany gypsies have been given a £5 million grant to do whatever they want as long as it infuriates the st out of Daily Mail readers.

Officials hope the gypsies will use some of the money to buy land next to a cul-de-sac in Guildford where they will establish a permanent bonfire and allow their children to ride their quadbikes over local rockeries while shouting sexually explicit swearwords.

A spokesman for the Department for Persons of the Road said: "Or they could burn a massive wicker man filled with Union Jacks, Songs of Praise DVDs and Alan Titchmarsh.

"Or they could host a gay pride festival for bristly mongrel dogs dressed in burqhas and frilly suspenders. Whatever floats their boat."

June Fothergill, from Stevenage, said: "Naturally I am both shocked and disgusted that gypsies, who do nothing but bake hedgehogs in clay and use their magic to sterilise horses, should be handed a seven figure sum just to irritate my breasts.

"However, as a Daily Mail reader, I do derive sexual pleasure from being frightened and thrive on paranoid hate and ill-informed bothermongering in much the same way that a cheeseplant thrives on sunlight. So in that sense I'm a bit conflicted."

She added: "I suspect I shall have to reserve judgement until Mr Littlejohn has given me my orders."

Romany people have their own set of equally superstitious beliefs about Daily Mail readers, believing them to be a race of lesser beings who evolved from owls, sleep in bathtubs filled with liver and make ice lollies from cat urine.
hehe

rpguk

4,482 posts

290 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Bing o said:
GYPSIES HANDED £5m TO GET ON DAILY MAIL READERS TITS

BRITAIN'S Romany gypsies have been given a £5 million grant to do whatever they want as long as it infuriates the st out of Daily Mail readers.

Officials hope the gypsies will use some of the money to buy land next to a cul-de-sac in Guildford where they will establish a permanent bonfire and allow their children to ride their quadbikes over local rockeries while shouting sexually explicit swearwords.

A spokesman for the Department for Persons of the Road said: "Or they could burn a massive wicker man filled with Union Jacks, Songs of Praise DVDs and Alan Titchmarsh.

"Or they could host a gay pride festival for bristly mongrel dogs dressed in burqhas and frilly suspenders. Whatever floats their boat."

June Fothergill, from Stevenage, said: "Naturally I am both shocked and disgusted that gypsies, who do nothing but bake hedgehogs in clay and use their magic to sterilise horses, should be handed a seven figure sum just to irritate my breasts.

"However, as a Daily Mail reader, I do derive sexual pleasure from being frightened and thrive on paranoid hate and ill-informed bothermongering in much the same way that a cheeseplant thrives on sunlight. So in that sense I'm a bit conflicted."

She added: "I suspect I shall have to reserve judgement until Mr Littlejohn has given me my orders."

Romany people have their own set of equally superstitious beliefs about Daily Mail readers, believing them to be a race of lesser beings who evolved from owls, sleep in bathtubs filled with liver and make ice lollies from cat urine.
Very good clap

Edited by rpguk on Wednesday 12th August 14:13

hairykrishna

13,477 posts

209 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Bing o said:
[quote=GYPSIES HANDED £5m TO GET ON DAILY MAIL READERS' TITS]
I was about to tell you that you should have a job writing for the daily mash. Then I realised that's where it came from! Funniest thing I've read today.

Ganglandboss

8,352 posts

209 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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superkartracer said:
AND just to finish off

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1205683/...

Let's go tarmacking with Teabag, Tess and Toby
Littlejohn said:
It's part of a government initiative aimed at promoting tolerance and understanding towards gipsies and travellers.
You couldn't make it up, could you Richard?...

Gypo website responsible for the book said:
Produced by Educational Advice for Travellers In partnership with The Travellers Aid Trust & Friends, Families and Travellers This project was funded in full by Lloyds TSB Foundation for England and Wales
Gypos Aid Trust said:
We are the only independent grant-maker dedicated specifically to supporting Gypsies and Travellers in the UK
...you can, and I think you did! tongue out

nonuts

15,855 posts

235 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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superkartracer said:
Followed by -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1181534/Gy...

Gypsies smash £5million police helicopter with axes in revenge for 'spy' flights
Shoot them all, they'll soon learn.

amsie

197 posts

183 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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DAVEVO9 said:
superkartracer said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1205693/5m...

PIKEYS get £5m of Lottery cash to beat planning rules...
EFA

All they should be given is an injection of AIDS PIKEYS are lower than whale st
Hey, its me normally serving up those sort of comments, so i'll offer up some kind of argument against it.

I don't know how you can say such a thing, its a fact that gypsies are good honest people. I've never ever had any of them try to nick my fishing gear when I was a kid, then get their bigger brothers to beat us up when we told them to clear off.

They never ever try to start fights and attack you in gangs rather than one on ones.

And their workmanship is of the utmost quality. Thats why you see so many of them working on buildings sites with CSCS cards - NOT!

ukwill

9,162 posts

213 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Bing o said:
[quote=GYPSIES HANDED £5m TO GET ON DAILY MAIL READERS' TITS]

BRITAIN'S Romany gypsies have been given a £5 million grant to do whatever they want as long as it infuriates the st out of Daily Mail readers.

Officials hope the gypsies will use some of the money to buy land next to a cul-de-sac in Guildford where they will establish a permanent bonfire and allow their children to ride their quadbikes over local rockeries while shouting sexually explicit swearwords.

A spokesman for the Department for Persons of the Road said: "Or they could burn a massive wicker man filled with Union Jacks, Songs of Praise DVDs and Alan Titchmarsh.

"Or they could host a gay pride festival for bristly mongrel dogs dressed in burqhas and frilly suspenders. Whatever floats their boat."

June Fothergill, from Stevenage, said: "Naturally I am both shocked and disgusted that gypsies, who do nothing but bake hedgehogs in clay and use their magic to sterilise horses, should be handed a seven figure sum just to irritate my breasts.

"However, as a Daily Mail reader, I do derive sexual pleasure from being frightened and thrive on paranoid hate and ill-informed bothermongering in much the same way that a cheeseplant thrives on sunlight. So in that sense I'm a bit conflicted."

She added: "I suspect I shall have to reserve judgement until Mr Littlejohn has given me my orders."

Romany people have their own set of equally superstitious beliefs about Daily Mail readers, believing them to be a race of lesser beings who evolved from owls, sleep in bathtubs filled with liver and make ice lollies from cat urine.
The moral highground is always a choice place to be so long as it's Not In My Back Yard, eh...?

KANEIT

2,680 posts

225 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Bing O! That was most amusing!

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

183 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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<smug mode on>

We don't have gyppos here on the Isle of Wight.

<smug mode off>

wink

PS - why are the called 'romany' when they all sound like paddys? confused

TankRizzo

7,466 posts

199 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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OnTheOverrun said:
<smug mode on>

We don't have gyppos here on the Isle of Wight.

<smug mode off>

wink
Oh yes you do, a whole island's worth!

Davi

17,153 posts

226 months

Thursday 13th August 2009
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OnTheOverrun said:
<smug mode on>

We don't have gyppos here on the Isle of Wight.

<smug mode off>
That's because they're all quite superstitious and won't go places that smell of imminent death and lavender oils.