'Hero' Greek woman sets fire to drunken Briton's genitals

[chris watton]

"A 26-year old Greek woman has become an overnight national hero after setting fire to the genitals of a 23-year old drunken Briton who allegedly tried to sexually assault her in a crowded bar....
According to a police statement issued last night the incident occurred at a club in the notorious coastal resort of Malia, which is dominated by young Britons seeking all-night revelry.

It alleged the Briton took down his trousers and started waving his genitals at a number of girls. He then specifically "forcefully fondled" the 26-year old Greek woman, asking her to take hold of his genitals.

After asking him to stop harassing her, the police said, she poured the alcoholic drink Sabucco on his genitals (an Italian brand type of Greek ouzo or French Pernod drink).

This again allegedly failed to stop his advances, so the woman seized a lighter and set fire to the alcohol-drenched genitals, local press reports said.

The charges were levelled after reports claimed that the assailant's genitals suffered considerable damage, requiring that he remain in a private clinic in Malia. Travel operator sources at Malia said his treatment is being covered by his travel insurance. The name of the clinic is not being disclosed and is under discreet police guard, police sources said.

However, the magistrate and prosecutor also unanimously agreed to set the woman free pending trial, an indication that they accepted her argument that she "acted in justified self-defence". "

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/g...

Ha hah ha! Poor lamb......

[brum]

Sounds like he got what he deserved. His name wasn't Chris Peacock was it?

[Mr Whippy]

To get it soaked in alcohol and set alight meant it was hanging out for a good while, which kinda proves her story, in which case, good on her!

Maybe the pleb will keep himself a little more sober from now on, and keep his scabby nob in his pants!

[mattviatura]

brum said:

Sounds like he got what he deserved. His name wasn't Chris Peacock was it?

Believe it or not I actually know someone called that.

[brum]

I believe you - according to yournotme.com there are 166 Chrispy Cocks in the UK

[mattviatura]

What's incredible is the number of people who don't get it.

Many years ago, and this is true as well, I used to work with someone who had the double-barrelled surname Shaw-Twilley.

[fido]

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
.. well you know the rest

[E31Shrew]

Wonder if she shoved a coffee bean up the japs eye?

[john_p]

Good for her

[sjn2004]

Well thats one side of the story, the other is that she just threw it on him and set it alight.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8189296.st...

[The Riddler]

Yep, the guy was obviously out of order having his cock out in public. Deserves all he got.

[Marquis_Rex]

dhead gives the rest of us Brits a bad name. Makes places like Prague and certain areas of Spain no go areas for self respecting Brits

[Hedders]

sjn2004 said:

Well thats one side of the story, the other is that she just threw it on him and set it alight.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8189296.st...

He groped a bird and his last name is Feltham

even better, his dad's name is I Feltham!!

[mybrainhurts]

brum said:

Sounds like he got what he deserved. His name wasn't Chris Peacock was it?

No, it's Dick Payne...

[109 Bob]

The Riddler said:

Yep, the guy was obviously out of order having his cock out in public. Deserves all he got.

I'm not disagreeing with you here but rather just noticing some hypocrisy in this story.

Obviously I'm just guessing that the guy was drunk with his mates & being a tt. So many women these days seem to get drunk & start exposing their charlies, all in the name of 'aving a laff; Is it now going to be exceptable to ignite these so called young ladies, & will the guy holding a half bottle of Brandy & a Zippo become a "hero"?

Why couldn't she of just walked away? We've all had to walk away from annoying tts in pubs etc before, with out finding it necessary to set them on fire first.

Edited by 109 Bob on Saturday 8th August 17:48

[The Riddler]

109 Bob said:

The Riddler said:

Yep, the guy was obviously out of order having his cock out in public. Deserves all he got.

I'm not disagreeing with you here but rather just noticing some hypocrisy in this story.

Obviously I'm just guessing that the guy was drunk with his mates & being a tt. So many women these days seem to get drunk & start exposing their charlies, all in the name of 'aving a laff; Is it now going to be exceptable to ignite these so called young ladies, & will the guy holding a half bottle of Brandy & a Zippo become a "hero"?

Why couldn't she of just walked away? We've all had to walk away from annoying tts in pubs etc before, with out finding it necessary to set them on fire first.

Edited by 109 Bob on Saturday 8th August 17:48

I would avoid any girl who exposed herself in a pub/club/bar like the plague. I do have a bit more self control than to set them on fire

I'm sure everyone has been in a situation where you cant always walk away, some people just wont take no for an answer, and i'm sure this was one of those situations. Lets take what could be a positive from this, if she's done the job right its one less tt who can reproduce.

[anonymous-user]

Ahem..Sounds like a 'cock and bull' story..

[Twincam16]

109 Bob said:

The Riddler said:

Yep, the guy was obviously out of order having his cock out in public. Deserves all he got.

I'm not disagreeing with you here but rather just noticing some hypocrisy in this story.

Obviously I'm just guessing that the guy was drunk with his mates & being a tt. So many women these days seem to get drunk & start exposing their charlies, all in the name of 'aving a laff; Is it now going to be exceptable to ignite these so called young ladies, & will the guy holding a half bottle of Brandy & a Zippo become a "hero"?

Why couldn't she of just walked away? We've all had to walk away from annoying tts in pubs etc before, with out finding it necessary to set them on fire first.

Edited by 109 Bob on Saturday 8th August 17:48

According to this morning's Torygraph, it wasn't her who actually set him alight. She threw a Sambuca, then Wayne Kerr here decides to choke his rejected sorrow with a tab. Drunkenly fumbles his lighter, then whoomph. Pork scratchings.

Deserved all he got. A series of random raids of Brit-sthole bars on the Costa del Shellsuit by the drugs squad wouldn't go amiss some times either.

[TheEnd]

mybrainhurts said:

brum said:

Sounds like he got what he deserved. His name wasn't Chris Peacock was it?

No, it's Dick Payne...

maybe Mr Cockburn?

editted to add -

"Goodness gracious... "

Edited by TheEnd on Saturday 8th August 21:28

[mybrainhurts]

TheEnd said:

mybrainhurts said:

brum said:

Sounds like he got what he deserved. His name wasn't Chris Peacock was it?

No, it's Dick Payne...

maybe Mr Cockburn?

editted to add -

"Goodness gracious... "

Are you The End in question...?

More to the point....

:snigger:....

The lass who did the deed was Miss Jenny Taylor-Burns...