Dildo + Stripper = ?

[thehawk]

Well, certainly a story to tell the grand-kids anyway.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/best-man-squinti...

[Olivero]

"The trial, before Justice Tim Wood, continues today."

Got wood ?...

[Colonial]

[quote]The man said he was no longer friends with the groom after he made comments about the stripper incident at the wedding.
[/quote]

Yeah, I can see that happening.

[Hedders]

If i found myself on all fours at a batchelor party, with a sex worker pouring cream all over my ass while brandishing a dildo, i might have an inkling what was about to happen!

What a muppet!

This is like women who cry rape after they get embarrased about what they did they night before.

[Horse_Apple]

Best Man guilty of poor judgement.

Stripper met all aspects of her contract, cannot be at fault in any way.

Groom, is mentally feeble and not man enough to cope with the embarrasment caused by relaxing his sphincta and letting the dildo in.

He clearly liked it and is struggling with this.

[JulianHJ]

There's a man who is clearly repressed and is trying to save face in the worst possible way.

[davido140]

Hedders said:

This is like women who cry rape after they get embarrased about what they did they night before.

Agreed, he probably got in a whole world of trouble with the new wife after she found out about it at the wedding courtesy of the best man.

Best way out? say it was rape..

[Poledriver]

It's unbelieveable how many idiots stand at the front, or even volunteer, at stag shows, then get all uptight when the stripper starts humiliating him...or worse!

[Deva Link]

Hedders said:

If i found myself on all fours at a batchelor party, with a sex worker pouring cream all over my ass while brandishing a dildo, i might have an inkling what was about to happen!

Especially if the show you booked was called "Anal".

[otolith]

Best man fail - so he booked the stripper, but it was him rather than the groom who ended up being ritually buggered by a stripper? And then he fell out with the groom because he mentioned the incident at the wedding?

[Crusoe]

should have paid the extra for the reach around

[johnfm]

Her address was "42 Rosebud West"..Rosebud? Really!

[Deva Link]

johnfm said:

Her address was "42 Rosebud West"..Rosebud? Really!

The number (40, actually) is her age!

I reckon Linda isn't featured on their website.

Edited by mechsympathy on Wednesday 5th August 12:10

[Poledriver]

Deva Link said:

johnfm said:

Her address was "42 Rosebud West"..Rosebud? Really!

The number (40, actually) is her age!

I reckon Linda isn't featured on their website.

The section on venues made me laugh! (In a Beavis and Butthead manner!)

"All function rooms require a deposit and can supply finger food"

Edited by mechsympathy on Wednesday 5th August 12:11

[Puggit]

Deva Link said:

johnfm said:

Her address was "42 Rosebud West"..Rosebud? Really!

The number (40, actually) is her age!

I reckon Linda isn't featured on their website:

Edited by Matt172 on Wednesday 5th August 12:57

[onlynik]

Horse_Apple said:

Groom, is mentally feeble and not man enough to cope with the embarrasment caused by relaxing his sphincta and letting the dildo in.

Except it happened to the best man.

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

Stick to cars, at least the organisers of runs like Cannonball Run Europe don't set up things like this for the competitors...

Oh, wait


(at least it wasn't me)