Water Soluble Bikini

[Don]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/p...

Sheer genius. Those clever Germans have invented the world's first water soluble bikini.

I am in awe.

[ih8thisname]

That is the work of a genius.

[XMES RUS]

she's hot, what a bod.

[Neil_H]

Telegraph said:

A bikini that dissolves in water and which is billed as the perfect revenge present for men who were dumped by their partners has got the makers in hot water with women's rights groups. The Get Naked Bikini vanishes after three minutes in the water.

[elster]

This guy deserves a Nobel prize for his work!

[monthefish]

'Before' and 'After' pics required before I'll believe that story.

(Sorry, I've got to be thorough)

[Ayahuasca]

Fantastic.

[dirty boy]

elster said:

This guy deserves a Nobel prize for his work!

I invented this back in 2007!!!!



Unfortunately, mine were swimming 'trunks' and were adorned by a hairy 20 stone male.

I did have the idea of making a female version too. Honest.

[JonRB]

XMES RUS said:

she's hot, what a bod.

Oh, I'm sure there will be some PHers along very shortly to say she's a fattie who needs to lose a few stone.

[Don]

http://www.racheshop.de/product_info.php?cPath=288...

Only 10 Euros chaps.

They do trunks as well but don't let on to the girls, OK.

[tonyvid]

It's struggling with its job before it's even got near water!!

[Ayahuasca]

Spin-off: dissolving knickers that leave no doubt if your lady friend becomes, er, aroused.


Please, german inventor, take it onto Dragon's Den.

[Halb]

JonRB said:

XMES RUS said:

she's hot, what a bod.

Oh, I'm sure there will be some PHers along very shortly to say she's a fattie who needs to lose a few stone.

I know. YOu'd think the place was filled with blokes who are Adonis-like perfect works of art the way some go on aboot girls and how dumpy/ugly they were, instead of the middle aged fatties I suspect them to be

[elster]

Halb said:

JonRB said:

XMES RUS said:

she's hot, what a bod.

Oh, I'm sure there will be some PHers along very shortly to say she's a fattie who needs to lose a few stone.

I know. YOu'd think the place was filled with blokes who are Adonis-like perfect works of art the way some go on aboot girls and how dumpy/ugly they were, instead of the middle aged fatties I suspect them to be

Some of us on here accept all females under a size 16 with a face that doesn't look like it has been smashed in on the way out the ugly tree to be prime pickings.

[WorAl]

elster said:

Halb said:

JonRB said:

XMES RUS said:

she's hot, what a bod.

Oh, I'm sure there will be some PHers along very shortly to say she's a fattie who needs to lose a few stone.

I know. YOu'd think the place was filled with blokes who are Adonis-like perfect works of art the way some go on aboot girls and how dumpy/ugly they were, instead of the middle aged fatties I suspect them to be

Some of us on here accept all females under a size 16 with a face that doesn't look like it has been smashed in on the way out the ugly tree to be prime pickings.

And some of us just accept the rest and follow the motto "they all have to be loved"

[jammy_basturd]

I believe their first product, incontinence pants for grannies, wasn't such a huge success.

[JonRB]

jammy_basturd said:

I believe their first product, incontinence pants for grannies, wasn't such a huge success.

Ewwwwwww.

[ShadownINja]

jammy_basturd said:

I believe their first product, incontinence pants for grannies, wasn't such a huge success.

Fink that's how they derived this new product?

"Hey, Hans, zees incontinence briefs for grannies are shizer."
"Vait! I have a cunning plan..." (Baldrick's German cousin, of course)

[Parrot of Doom]

I prefer Revenge Crabs

[JonRB]

Parrot of Doom said:

I prefer Revenge Crabs

That's brilliant