By default, all laws since 1997...
Poll: By default, all laws since 1997...
Total Members Polled: 142
Discussion
Personally, I'm rather hoping that the Hunting with Dogs act will be revised on the day after the next General Election to make it lawful to hunt the previous two Prime Ministers with dogs....and motorbikes....and helicopter gunships....and space hoppers.
What better way to mark a new start, and generally make the whole nation feel better, than to see Brown and Blair turned loose in the remote Scottish highlands wearing nothing but Speedos, to be hunted down in a televised epic by various teams of eager volunteers.
Me, I'm planning on volunteering for Team Space Hopper, because even though it is by far the most impractical means of pursuit of that miserable pair of crooks, it will prove that motivation will win the day - expect to see grainy video from the night-vision camera of an Apache, finally closing in on the figure of Brown, having been mauled by several packs of hounds (on motorbikes), and about to deliver the coup-de-grace, when into the frame appears a fat bloke on a space hopper - having bounced 30 miles through thick gorse in under an hour to catch up with the hounds - to deliver a coup-de-brick, with a large breeze-block to the face. Chew on that, Winky.
Blair I'll leave to the Apaches, as long as I've remembered to set the Sky+ to record the footage of a Hellfire missile going through that grin.
What better way to mark a new start, and generally make the whole nation feel better, than to see Brown and Blair turned loose in the remote Scottish highlands wearing nothing but Speedos, to be hunted down in a televised epic by various teams of eager volunteers.
Me, I'm planning on volunteering for Team Space Hopper, because even though it is by far the most impractical means of pursuit of that miserable pair of crooks, it will prove that motivation will win the day - expect to see grainy video from the night-vision camera of an Apache, finally closing in on the figure of Brown, having been mauled by several packs of hounds (on motorbikes), and about to deliver the coup-de-grace, when into the frame appears a fat bloke on a space hopper - having bounced 30 miles through thick gorse in under an hour to catch up with the hounds - to deliver a coup-de-brick, with a large breeze-block to the face. Chew on that, Winky.
Blair I'll leave to the Apaches, as long as I've remembered to set the Sky+ to record the footage of a Hellfire missile going through that grin.
Edited by eharding on Friday 24th July 00:40
eharding said:
Personally, I'm rather hoping that the Hunting with Dogs act will be revised on the day after the next General Election to make it lawful to hunt the previous two Prime Ministers with dogs....and motorbikes....and helicopter gunships....and space hoppers.
What better way to mark a new start, and generally make the whole nation feel better, than to see Brown and Blair turned loose in the remote Scottish highlands wearing nothing but Speedos, to be hunted down in a televised epic by various teams of eager volunteers.
Me, I'm planning on volunteering for Team Space Hopper, because even though it is by far the most impractical means of pursuit of that miserable pair of crooks, it will prove that motivation will win the day - expect to see grainy video from the night-vision camera of an Apache, finally closing in on the figure of Brown, having been mauled by several packs of hounds (on motorbikes), and about to deliver the coup-de-grace, when into the frame appears a fat bloke on a space hopper - having bounced 30 miles through thick gorse in under an hour to catch up with the hounds - to deliver a coup-de-brick, with a large breeze-block to the face. Chew on that, Winky.
Blair I'll leave to the Apaches, as long as I've remembered to set the Sky+ to record the footage of a Hellfire missile going through that grin.
I like your style. What better way to mark a new start, and generally make the whole nation feel better, than to see Brown and Blair turned loose in the remote Scottish highlands wearing nothing but Speedos, to be hunted down in a televised epic by various teams of eager volunteers.
Me, I'm planning on volunteering for Team Space Hopper, because even though it is by far the most impractical means of pursuit of that miserable pair of crooks, it will prove that motivation will win the day - expect to see grainy video from the night-vision camera of an Apache, finally closing in on the figure of Brown, having been mauled by several packs of hounds (on motorbikes), and about to deliver the coup-de-grace, when into the frame appears a fat bloke on a space hopper - having bounced 30 miles through thick gorse in under an hour to catch up with the hounds - to deliver a coup-de-brick, with a large breeze-block to the face. Chew on that, Winky.
Blair I'll leave to the Apaches, as long as I've remembered to set the Sky+ to record the footage of a Hellfire missile going through that grin.
Edited by eharding on Friday 24th July 00:40
eharding said:
Personally, I'm rather hoping that the Hunting with Dogs act will be revised on the day after the next General Election to make it lawful to hunt the previous two Prime Ministers with dogs....and motorbikes....and helicopter gunships....and space hoppers.
What better way to mark a new start, and generally make the whole nation feel better, than to see Brown and Blair turned loose in the remote Scottish highlands wearing nothing but Speedos, to be hunted down in a televised epic by various teams of eager volunteers.
Me, I'm planning on volunteering for Team Space Hopper, because even though it is by far the most impractical means of pursuit of that miserable pair of crooks, it will prove that motivation will win the day - expect to see grainy video from the night-vision camera of an Apache, finally closing in on the figure of Brown, having been mauled by several packs of hounds (on motorbikes), and about to deliver the coup-de-grace, when into the frame appears a fat bloke on a space hopper - having bounced 30 miles through thick gorse in under an hour to catch up with the hounds - to deliver a coup-de-brick, with a large breeze-block to the face. Chew on that, Winky.
Blair I'll leave to the Apaches, as long as I've remembered to set the Sky+ to record the footage of a Hellfire missile going through that grin.
What better way to mark a new start, and generally make the whole nation feel better, than to see Brown and Blair turned loose in the remote Scottish highlands wearing nothing but Speedos, to be hunted down in a televised epic by various teams of eager volunteers.
Me, I'm planning on volunteering for Team Space Hopper, because even though it is by far the most impractical means of pursuit of that miserable pair of crooks, it will prove that motivation will win the day - expect to see grainy video from the night-vision camera of an Apache, finally closing in on the figure of Brown, having been mauled by several packs of hounds (on motorbikes), and about to deliver the coup-de-grace, when into the frame appears a fat bloke on a space hopper - having bounced 30 miles through thick gorse in under an hour to catch up with the hounds - to deliver a coup-de-brick, with a large breeze-block to the face. Chew on that, Winky.
Blair I'll leave to the Apaches, as long as I've remembered to set the Sky+ to record the footage of a Hellfire missile going through that grin.
Edited by eharding on Friday 24th July 00:40
EHarding, I think you ought to send your plan to Cameron (if they make it part of their election campaign it'd be a landslide victory)...
But why stop at the laws? How about the taxes as well? (though at least the laws ought to then repeal all the powers they've handed out to people who ought not to have them).
But why stop at the laws? How about the taxes as well? (though at least the laws ought to then repeal all the powers they've handed out to people who ought not to have them).
eharding said:
Personally, I'm rather hoping that the Hunting with Dogs act will be revised on the day after the next General Election to make it lawful to hunt the previous two Prime Ministers with dogs....and motorbikes....and helicopter gunships....and space hoppers.
What better way to mark a new start, and generally make the whole nation feel better, than to see Brown and Blair turned loose in the remote Scottish highlands wearing nothing but Speedos, to be hunted down in a televised epic by various teams of eager volunteers.
Me, I'm planning on volunteering for Team Space Hopper, because even though it is by far the most impractical means of pursuit of that miserable pair of crooks, it will prove that motivation will win the day - expect to see grainy video from the night-vision camera of an Apache, finally closing in on the figure of Brown, having been mauled by several packs of hounds (on motorbikes), and about to deliver the coup-de-grace, when into the frame appears a fat bloke on a space hopper - having bounced 30 miles through thick gorse in under an hour to catch up with the hounds - to deliver a coup-de-brick, with a large breeze-block to the face. Chew on that, Winky.
Blair I'll leave to the Apaches, as long as I've remembered to set the Sky+ to record the footage of a Hellfire missile going through that grin.
I'm with you apart from the Speedos! What better way to mark a new start, and generally make the whole nation feel better, than to see Brown and Blair turned loose in the remote Scottish highlands wearing nothing but Speedos, to be hunted down in a televised epic by various teams of eager volunteers.
Me, I'm planning on volunteering for Team Space Hopper, because even though it is by far the most impractical means of pursuit of that miserable pair of crooks, it will prove that motivation will win the day - expect to see grainy video from the night-vision camera of an Apache, finally closing in on the figure of Brown, having been mauled by several packs of hounds (on motorbikes), and about to deliver the coup-de-grace, when into the frame appears a fat bloke on a space hopper - having bounced 30 miles through thick gorse in under an hour to catch up with the hounds - to deliver a coup-de-brick, with a large breeze-block to the face. Chew on that, Winky.
Blair I'll leave to the Apaches, as long as I've remembered to set the Sky+ to record the footage of a Hellfire missile going through that grin.
Edited by eharding on Friday 24th July 00:40
Puggit said:
Now I'm no Labour apologist, but surely within the thousands of pointless and toothless laws, there must be some gems?
By all means find one if you can - plus the OP is 'by default'; any decent laws that somehow snuck through the disaster that has been Blair and Brown's administration could be special cases.Well if every new offence needs a new law then the Labour government have created at least 3600 new laws on offences alone. Creating 3600 new criminal offences since 1997 just for starters.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2679148/Lab...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2679148/Lab...
Article... said:
Here is a list of some of the new criminal offences brought in under Labour:
- Creating a nuclear explosion
- Selling types of flora and fauna not native to the UK, such as the grey squirrel, ruddy duck or Japanese knotweed
- To wilfully pretend to be a barrister or a traffic warden
- Disturb a pack of eggs when instructed not to by an authorised officers
- Obstruct workers carrying out repairs to the Dockland Light Railway
- Offer for sale a game bird killed on a Sunday or Christmas Day
- Allow an unlicensed concert in a church hall or community centre
- A ship's captain may end up in court if he or she carries grain without a copy of the International Grain Code on board
FFS - Creating a nuclear explosion
- Selling types of flora and fauna not native to the UK, such as the grey squirrel, ruddy duck or Japanese knotweed
- To wilfully pretend to be a barrister or a traffic warden
- Disturb a pack of eggs when instructed not to by an authorised officers
- Obstruct workers carrying out repairs to the Dockland Light Railway
- Offer for sale a game bird killed on a Sunday or Christmas Day
- Allow an unlicensed concert in a church hall or community centre
- A ship's captain may end up in court if he or she carries grain without a copy of the International Grain Code on board
Edited by triggersbroom on Friday 24th July 12:38
garyhun said:
eharding said:
Personally, I'm rather hoping that the Hunting with Dogs act will be revised on the day after the next General Election to make it lawful to hunt the previous two Prime Ministers with dogs....and motorbikes....and helicopter gunships....and space hoppers.
What better way to mark a new start, and generally make the whole nation feel better, than to see Brown and Blair turned loose in the remote Scottish highlands wearing nothing but Speedos, to be hunted down in a televised epic by various teams of eager volunteers.
Me, I'm planning on volunteering for Team Space Hopper, because even though it is by far the most impractical means of pursuit of that miserable pair of crooks, it will prove that motivation will win the day - expect to see grainy video from the night-vision camera of an Apache, finally closing in on the figure of Brown, having been mauled by several packs of hounds (on motorbikes), and about to deliver the coup-de-grace, when into the frame appears a fat bloke on a space hopper - having bounced 30 miles through thick gorse in under an hour to catch up with the hounds - to deliver a coup-de-brick, with a large breeze-block to the face. Chew on that, Winky.
Blair I'll leave to the Apaches, as long as I've remembered to set the Sky+ to record the footage of a Hellfire missile going through that grin.
I'm with you apart from the Speedos! What better way to mark a new start, and generally make the whole nation feel better, than to see Brown and Blair turned loose in the remote Scottish highlands wearing nothing but Speedos, to be hunted down in a televised epic by various teams of eager volunteers.
Me, I'm planning on volunteering for Team Space Hopper, because even though it is by far the most impractical means of pursuit of that miserable pair of crooks, it will prove that motivation will win the day - expect to see grainy video from the night-vision camera of an Apache, finally closing in on the figure of Brown, having been mauled by several packs of hounds (on motorbikes), and about to deliver the coup-de-grace, when into the frame appears a fat bloke on a space hopper - having bounced 30 miles through thick gorse in under an hour to catch up with the hounds - to deliver a coup-de-brick, with a large breeze-block to the face. Chew on that, Winky.
Blair I'll leave to the Apaches, as long as I've remembered to set the Sky+ to record the footage of a Hellfire missile going through that grin.
Edited by eharding on Friday 24th July 00:40
kers naked, and see what the local wildlife will to to their bits whilst evading justice!triggersbroom said:
Article... said:
Here is a list of some of the new criminal offences brought in under Labour:
- To wilfully pretend to be a barrister or a traffic warden
- To wilfully pretend to be a barrister or a traffic warden
AndrewW-G said:
triggersbroom said:
Article... said:
Here is a list of some of the new criminal offences brought in under Labour:
- To wilfully pretend to be a barrister or a traffic warden
- To wilfully pretend to be a barrister or a traffic warden
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