Serious Incident

[Stevenj214]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8...

Anyone know any more?

[Eric Mc]

I didn't know that there was a border beween Birmingham and Worcestershire. Have the Worcesterites invaded?

Edited by Eric Mc on Thursday 23 July 08:19

[Invisible man]

Well, they've got the sauce

[Eric Mc]

There's always an underlying economic reason.

[stifler]

That is the worst reported story ever.

"Something has happened, but we're not sure what so we can't tell you."

[Einion Yrth]

stifler said:

That is the worst reported story ever.

"Something has happened, but we're not sure what so we can't tell you."

They have to check with the Home Office to find out what we're supposed to be scared of today.

[Colonial]

Someone probably did 82 along a 70 stretch of road. They are busy investigating the amount of kittens and children killed.

[Spiritual_Beggar]

Going by that BBC rport;

They've se up several crime scenes in the area. Multiple bodies maybe? Mass cult suicide?

Does sound like there could be an interesting story here. Need more details first though.

[Eric Mc]

I think a fleet of alien spaceships has landed - on the misassumption that Birmingham is the centre of civilisation on earth.

[Monki]

Eric Mc said:

I think a fleet of alien spaceships has landed - on the misassumption that Birmingham is the centre of civilisation on earth.

More like taking the residents back to their home planet

[Romanymagic]

Eric Mc said:

I think a fleet of alien spaceships has landed - on the misassumption that Birmingham is the centre of civilisation on earth.

That's probably the same ones spotted over Streatham on Monday evening!

[VX Foxy]

Spiritual_Beggar said:

Going by that BBC rport;
Need more details first though.

No st Sherlock!

[garyfrogeye]

There is now a photograph of a white tent. Could be something to do with Gazebo thefts in the area?

[Chris_w666]

That story looks like it belongs on the daily mash, why would the BBC report some men putting a tent up?

What next reuters release details of impromptu campsites across the UK?

Edited by Chris_w666 on Thursday 23 July 09:19

[plg101]

Eric Mc said:

I think a fleet of alien spaceships has landed - on the misassumption that Birmingham is the centre of civilisation on earth.

Oh god... Brum as the centre of civilisation? In which case, we are up distinctive type of river, lacking a specific propulsion instrument...

[shakotan]

It's been updated...

"Inquiry over man's roadside death"

[stifler]

Eric Mc said:

I think a fleet of alien spaceships has landed - on the misassumption that Birmingham is the centre of civilisation on earth.

Eric, you should have posted that in the Sean Connery thread! 2 jokes in a month!

[esselte]

Eric Mc said:

I think a fleet of alien spaceships has landed - on the misassumption that Birmingham is the centre of civilisation on earth.

Birmingham..If the world had piles,that's where they'd be....(copyright Mike Harding circa '74 I think) ....

[Monki]

so it's a dead taxi driver apparently, wonder what the "multiple crime scenes" was about ?

[Spiritual_Beggar]

Monki said:

so it's a dead taxi driver apparently, wonder what the "multiple crime scenes" was about ?

Where did you hear that?