Oh the irony: lawyer attacked by vulture!

[srebbe64]

Well it made me smile:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/815673...

[ShadownINja]

Amusing but it could go for a child next time and might be able to carry him off!

[thinfourth2]

ShadownINja said:

Amusing but it could go for a child next time and might be able to carry him off!

Which one?

[TheEnd]

"I have brown hair and I wasn't sure if the buzzard had mistaken me for a big, slow rabbit"

"OK, i've got a cast iron defence lined up, i'll tell the judge you mistook the deceased for an alligator, so you shot him"

[grumbledoak]

Buzzard: 1 Legal Eagle: 0

[robinhood21]

snigger!

[ShadownINja]

thinfourth2 said:

ShadownINja said:

Amusing but it could go for a child next time and might be able to carry him off!

Which one?

[srebbe64]

ShadownINja said:

thinfourth2 said:

ShadownINja said:

Amusing but it could go for a child next time and might be able to carry him off!

Which one?

The vulture!

[Spokey]

Why do sharks never attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy!

[thinfourth2]

srebbe64 said:

ShadownINja said:

thinfourth2 said:

ShadownINja said:

Amusing but it could go for a child next time and might be able to carry him off!

Which one?

The vulture!

Which one?

[Nero601]

seems to be catching on !

http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/cheltenham/...

[Jasandjules]

Some you win.......

Do you reckon he'll get a No Win No Fee claim going?

[matchmaker]

Having been dive bombed by a Great Skua I can assure you it ain't funny having something that big swooping down on you from behind!

[Pat H]

matchmaker said:

Having been dive bombed by a Great Skua I can assure you it ain't funny having something that big swooping down on you from behind!

In a fit of dyslexia I thought you said that you had been dive bombed by a great Stuka.

Bah.

[T89 Callan]

Top quality BBC reporting as usual:

BBC remmy said: said:

Mr Urquhart suffered three 6cm (2in) long gashes on his scalp from the bird's claws.

[matchmaker]

Pat H said:

matchmaker said:

Having been dive bombed by a Great Skua I can assure you it ain't funny having something that big swooping down on you from behind!

In a fit of dyslexia I thought you said that you had been dive bombed by a great Stuka.

Bah.

I was originally going to say "having a big brown bird attacking you from behind", but suspected that that would be open to PH misinterpretation

[Jimbeaux]

What is the difference between a dead snake and a dead lawyer in the road? The dead snake had skidmarks in front of it.

[ShadownINja]

thinfourth2 said:

srebbe64 said:

ShadownINja said:

thinfourth2 said:

ShadownINja said:

Amusing but it could go for a child next time and might be able to carry him off!

Which one?

The vulture!

Which one?

(Expecting an infinite loop here.)