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derestrictor

Original Poster:

18,764 posts

267 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8...

Yes, top of my list, too: so glad HM Govt is finally grasping the nettle of this vexacious issue.

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

banghead

130R

6,845 posts

212 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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This is code for introducing some kind of "white van tax"

Herro!

202 posts

185 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Another example of how the govt are completely unrelated to the running of this country.

You couldn't create a pantomime that got it more wrong.

Heads on sticks now. curse

350GT

73,668 posts

261 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Sop the white van man is now a target? Why exactly?

Jasandjules

70,419 posts

235 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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350GT said:
Sop the white van man is now a target? Why exactly?
Because their costs can be increased and those costs will be passed on to the consumers... And they HAVE to pay those increased costs to stay in business.

Diderot

7,949 posts

198 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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350GT said:
Sop the white van man is now a target? Why exactly?
Prime, untapped revenue target for a Government hell-bent on arse-raping the populace in the name of all that is holy and eco-mental.

350GT

73,668 posts

261 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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I realise that, but why do they come up with these targets. Is it purely because the 'white van man' is a target of ridicule, so they think the public will not object? It's absurd. Where on earth do these people get off? I am so glad I don't live in the UK, and even gladder that I shall never be returning. They really are a joke.

900T-R

20,405 posts

263 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Right - so we all now order our stuff online because high streets everywhere are home to the same sh*te as a variety of businesses have been forced to move out or retire by way of soaring real estate prices over the past couple of decades (and customers became less willing to deal with councils' anti-car antics, anyway). Then they 'complain' about a rise in the number of delivery vans? Right. A generation or so ago councils made everyone with jobs, families etc. move from the cities to the countryside, but of course the traffic congestion that resulted because the jobs didn't moveb from cities, of course were 'our' fault, too.

Make a sentence containing 'brewery', 'piss up', and 'governments'...

Edited by 900T-R on Monday 29th June 18:08

Olf

11,974 posts

224 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Well anyone who enjoyed clear roads in the early morning years ago will understand the scourge of the light commercial vehicle. The don't think they're Schumacher, they fking know it.

Edited by Olf on Monday 29th June 18:31

groucho

12,134 posts

252 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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derestrictor said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8...

Yes, top of my list, too: so glad HM Govt is finally grasping the nettle of this vexacious issue.

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

banghead
What are they on about?

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

223 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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groucho said:
derestrictor said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8...

Yes, top of my list, too: so glad HM Govt is finally grasping the nettle of this vexacious issue.

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

banghead
What are they on about?
They've just worked out thousands of small businesses use transit sized "white vans" and therefore need to be taxed into oblivion in the name of man made global warming eek

Mclovin

1,679 posts

204 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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you have to hand it to them they really are pushing the boundaries for zero common sense policies and wasting cash...instead why dont they just give the cash away to corrupt african nations, that would require nolabour just a bank transfer so perfect for nolabour...

groucho

12,134 posts

252 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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AndrewW-G said:
groucho said:
derestrictor said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8...

Yes, top of my list, too: so glad HM Govt is finally grasping the nettle of this vexacious issue.

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

banghead
What are they on about?
They've just worked out thousands of small businesses use transit sized "white vans" and therefore need to be taxed into oblivion in the name of man made global warming eek
Including me.

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

199 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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groucho said:
AndrewW-G said:
groucho said:
derestrictor said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8...

Yes, top of my list, too: so glad HM Govt is finally grasping the nettle of this vexacious issue.

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

banghead
What are they on about?
They've just worked out thousands of small businesses use transit sized "white vans" and therefore need to be taxed into oblivion in the name of man made global warming eek
Including me.
Yeah you baby seal killer!!!!!

Pesty

42,655 posts

262 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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My van is silver I'm alright smile

kiteless

11,909 posts

210 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Every time you see the words "impact", "growth", and "CO2 emissions" written by any organisation even tangentially linked to this govt, you just know some poor fker is imminently going to be fked some more.

Actually, whenever I read a "University study has revealed" soundbite these days, I automatically know that some time in the near future large portions of the populace will be forced into yet more costly and joyless lives, lived without eggs / meat / sex / fruit juice / cheese / milk / rock music etc.

robinhood21

30,831 posts

238 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Anyone have a Hammerite colour chart as I feel a change coming on.

derestrictor

Original Poster:

18,764 posts

267 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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kiteless said:
Actually, whenever I read a "University study has revealed" soundbite these days, I automatically know that some time in the near future large portions of the populace will be forced into yet more costly and joyless lives, lived without eggs / meat / sex / fruit juice / cheese / milk / rock music etc.
roflrofl

Spot on!

PJ S

10,842 posts

233 months

Saturday 4th July 2009
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900T-R said:
Make a sentence containing 'brewery', 'piss up', and 'governments'...
Sorry, couldn't arrange one - anyone want to help me out.........biggrin

colonel c

7,899 posts

245 months

Sunday 5th July 2009
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4x4s were used to good effect in the same way.
Blame 4x4xs for the school run, global warming, terrorists, killing children, polar bears stranded on a small block of ice etc etc.

Create calls to price them off the road in the media.
Introduce extra high car tax classes and proclaim in the media ‘4x4 owners to pay more tax’. Hooray! everybody is happy.clap

Just don’t mention that most other decent cars are to be included in the tax hike.

Job done.

Then come the recession and then the taxpayer is expected to bail out the one carmaker that the government have been trying to ‘price off the road’.

So nobody like white van man. Let’s tax them off the road unless they have a thumping great big battery in the back instead of all the goodies they normally carry around for us.
Better restrict him to 30mph too.