Gordon Brown press conference at 1600

Gordon Brown press conference at 1600

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john_p

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7,073 posts

256 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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What will he say.. spin

edit: now 1630

Edited by john_p on Friday 5th June 16:13

bridgdav

4,805 posts

254 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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Hopefully

"I've been to see the Queen..!"

grumbledoak

31,763 posts

239 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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That he is getting on with the important job of running the country, of course.

SoapyShowerBoy

1,775 posts

201 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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[sucks through bottom lip] Borris was very funny falling in that river! [/sucks through bottom lip]

hornetrider

63,161 posts

211 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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grumbledoak said:
That he is getting on with the important job of running the country, of course.
Yep. With the gurning new members of his cabinet stood behind him.

Invisible man

39,731 posts

290 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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We are getting on with the job, rebuilding the economy, I have the full support of my cabinet. People are angry and we know that, we are working hard to put an end to the expenses problem and we are getting on with rebuilding the economy, I have the full support of my cabinet. People are angry and we know that, we are working hard to put an end to the expenses problem and we are getting on with rebuilding the economy, We are getting on with the job, rebuilding the economy, I have the full support of my cabinet. People are angry and we know that, we are working hard to put an end to the expenses problem and we are getting on with rebuilding the economy, I have the full support of my cabinet. People are angry and we know that, we are working hard to put an end to the expenses problem and we are getting on with rebuilding the economy,We are getting on with the job, rebuilding the economy, I have the full support of my cabinet. People are angry and we know that, we are working hard to put an end to the expenses problem and we are getting on with rebuilding the economy, I have the full support of my cabinet. People are angry and we know that, we are working hard to put an end to the expenses problem and we are getting on with rebuilding the economy,We are getting on with the job, rebuilding the economy, I have the full support of my cabinet. People are angry and we know that, we are working hard to put an end to the expenses problem and we are getting on with rebuilding the economy, I have the full support of my cabinet. People are angry and we know that, we are working hard to put an end to the expenses problem and we are getting on with rebuilding the economy............

chris watton

22,478 posts

266 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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hey, where's Racing_Dude? He always seemed to have good things to say about his party!

Skipppy

1,135 posts

216 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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grumbledoak said:
That he is getting on with the important job of running the country, of course.
That would be my guess. He'll completely ignore the fact that pretty much everyone wants him to stop running the country.

eharding

14,099 posts

290 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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john_p said:
What will he say.. spin
That he's getting on with saving the Universe, sorting out the Expenses so that everyone will love Labour again, and generally being absolutely brilliant, if he says so himself.

He may then do an impression of a tea-pot, and present his revised Cabinet line-up, all of them wearing the new mandatory tin-foil helmets to prevent evil telepathic take-over by huge Blairite lizards.

Just a wild guess, you understand.

TankRizzo

7,464 posts

199 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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grumbledoak said:
That he is getting on with the important job of running the country, of course.
Yep. And he is doing the right thing, getting on with the job and leading this country and its hardworking families out of the global global global global global global global global global global globalglobalglobalglobalglobalglobalglobalglobalglobalglobalglobalglobalglobalglobalglobal recession.

Get Karter

1,949 posts

207 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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Skipppy said:
grumbledoak said:
That he is getting on with the important job of running the country, of course.
That would be my guess. He'll completely ignore the fact that pretty much everyone wants him to stop pretending that he's running the country.
EFA

SGirl

7,921 posts

267 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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"Susan Boyle has now left The Priory". frown

FourWheelDrift

89,426 posts

290 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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This is his official statement when he takes the gimp mask off revealing himself in fact to be an alien who's 12 year mission has been to destroy planet earth through fiscal blundering and bad policies. This is his victory speech "death to all humans through taxation..." etc and his announcement that the mother ship from his home world of Winkyvania is about to land bringing with it hordes of rampaging independent commission officials and thousands of committee members armed with red tape.

The invasion has been cleared with the parliamentary expenses commission under business mileage.

Crusoe

4,072 posts

237 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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as he steps towards the podium


eharding

14,099 posts

290 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
...his announcement that the mother ship from his home world of Winkyvania is about to land...
...making the announcement wearing a basque and a *lot* of makeup, rounding off in song that "he's a fat taxvestite, from tax-liable, Winkyvaaaaaniaaa"

Now, I think its time for.......a jump to right.

john_p

Original Poster:

7,073 posts

256 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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I bet he says GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOWNTURN 5 times

teapea

693 posts

192 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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john_p said:
I bet he says GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOWNTURN 5 times
ha, yep, what a tt

FourWheelDrift

89,426 posts

290 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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john_p said:
I bet he says GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOWNTURN 5 times
And nothing else.




Whilst dribbling.

Martial Arts Man

6,625 posts

192 months

Friday 5th June 2009
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"mumble mumble mumble, I'm about to crumble"