Big F***ing Scary Things!

[Don]

Anyone with an agenda these days has to get it done by saying the Next Big fking Scary Thing will do Something Bad to you personally.

I found this gem:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/clima...

Dumb-o-Graph said:

Climate change could kill your pet, warns the RSPCA

Climate change could kill pets, according to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA), as warmer temperatures cause an increase in exotic diseases among cats and dogs

Let me translate.

fkingIdiot said:

You dumbfks aren't scared enough. You're not listening. Your common sense would seem to be prevailing and it doesn't fit with us getting enough of your money to go about doing whatever the fk we want to do with your cash once you've handed it over. So listen up.

YOUR CAR IS KILLING YOUR DOG. If it's not your dog it's some fking ickle little kittens. If you don't have any fking kittens ITS YOUR fkING HAMSTER, OK? In fact ANYTHING you are doing is killing your fking dog/kittems/hamster, OK?

So just give us your fking money or swine flu will boil some cute little animals brains, geddit.

Or perhaps we'll just come round your house and start hitting you see if we don't.

Pah!

[paulmurr]

Wont somebody please think of the children/animals/insects/fish/marsupials/cheesemongers....

But if you pay more tax none of this will happen. Because Tax is the only kind of money that can actually absorb carbons.

Or something.

[AshVX220]

I mentioned it in a previous thread somewhere, but you guys should read the book "Scared to death", it's by Christopher Booker and Richard North.

Makes for very interesting reading, cover's the entire "scare" phenomenon, from BSE to climate change, unleaded fuel to passive smoking.

The OP is right though, clearly we aren't yet scared enough, so we need something a bit more scary.

[Get Karter]

This over-egging is sure way to turn the public against them.

Just ask Susan Boyle...

[Don]

AshVX220 said:

The OP is right though, clearly we aren't yet scared enough, so we need something a bit more scary.

Me? I'm fking terrified that some of these idiots might be in charge of something important!



Oh.

[spandexx]

Apt: http://idiottax.co.uk/2009/05/27/man-made-global-w...

[AshVX220]

spandexx said:

Apt: http://idiottax.co.uk/2009/05/27/man-made-global-w...

Good site, I'll have a good read of that (when I get time).

[spandexx]

Why thanks, it just needs a bit more promotion so spread the word (or links).

[funkyrobot]

Phew, at least my rabbits will be ok!

[Don]

Next up:

Dumb-o-graph said:

Fat people causing climate change, says Sir Jonathan Porritt

Fat people are harming the planet by contributing to climate change, according to Sir Jonathan Porritt, the Government's chief green adviser.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/5436335/Fat-people-causing-climate-change-says-Sir-Jonathan-Porritt.html


Combine the two stories and...

FAT PEOPLE ARE KILLING YOUR PETS

You couldn't make it up

[cazzer]

Don said:

FAT PEOPLE ARE KILLING YOUR PETS

You couldn't make it up

By sittin on them?

[NeutralFanboy]

cazzer said:

Don said:

FAT PEOPLE ARE KILLING YOUR PETS

You couldn't make it up

By sittin on them?

No. By eating them.

[mybrainhurts]

'Scuse me...

Jonanthan Porritt is the source of Prince Charles's information on climate issues.

Carry on...

[7mike]

So, if the RSPCA are so concerned about climate change could someone please have a word with their van drivers. Particularly the one who was tearing down the M56 yesterday doing about 90 and trying desparately to get into the boot of the car ahead.