My my Jodie.....

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Soovy

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35,829 posts

277 months

KingRichard

10,144 posts

238 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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What absolute crap...

That kind of body is what female bodybuilders work on for years to enter figure competitions. You don't get there by walking your dog and pissing about on a swiss ball, then dancing in nightclubs.

Photoshop

ETA: I'm not saying that's attractive, I'm merely pointing out that it's not possible in the timeframe.

Edited by KingRichard on Wednesday 27th May 11:29

paulmurr

4,203 posts

218 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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I couldn't think of how she could make herself less attractive but by golly she's managed it...

Carl_Spackler

2,741 posts

194 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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hurl

Steamer

13,962 posts

219 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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Whoever drew the 'tail' tattoo on her bum got the wrong side.

Looks like what she really wants is a 'tail' popping out the front! yikes

richinleeds

738 posts

206 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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I think she looks pretty good shame she's still the same person underneath though!

shirt

23,219 posts

207 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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rrrrrrrrruf!

i do like how the mail refers to 'downmarket tabloids' though.

adam85

1,264 posts

197 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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KingRichard said:
What absolute crap...

That kind of body is what female bodybuilders work on for years to enter figure competitions. You don't get there by walking your dog and pissing about on a swiss ball, then dancing in nightclubs.

Photoshop

ETA: I'm not saying that's attractive, I'm merely pointing out that it's not possible in the timeframe.

Edited by KingRichard on Wednesday 27th May 11:29
I find this difficult to believe also!

Landlord

12,689 posts

263 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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I'm genuinely getting to the point where I feel really sorry for her. Her constant "reinvention" screams of someone with real mental/self-esteem issues and no one helping her - in fact, more are exploiting her.

Still, given the chance. I'd hate-fk her. :ehem:

grumbledoak

31,762 posts

239 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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It just gets worse.

Hoolied

384 posts

196 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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munted

JJCW

2,449 posts

192 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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She looks awful frown

She was "soft all over"? That's a good thing, i don't think many men would want a rippling muscle girl!!!!

Plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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Whatever she does to her body and however talented the photographers there is just no getting away from the fact that her head is a write off.

andthensome

3,296 posts

192 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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Hmmmmm , tasty

Martial Arts Man

6,625 posts

192 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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adam85 said:
KingRichard said:
What absolute crap...

That kind of body is what female bodybuilders work on for years to enter figure competitions. You don't get there by walking your dog and pissing about on a swiss ball, then dancing in nightclubs.

Photoshop

ETA: I'm not saying that's attractive, I'm merely pointing out that it's not possible in the timeframe.

Edited by KingRichard on Wednesday 27th May 11:29
I find this difficult to believe also!
All magazine photos get shopped. It's part and parcel of the industry.

Her muscular development doesn't look like she's been doing that much body building. I reckon, as long as she was fairly slim to begin with (was she?) that that definition could be reached in about 1-2 months of hard training.

There are no bulging muscles. In fact, she looks nothing like a female body builder tbh.

SoapyShowerBoy

1,775 posts

201 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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pah,


Neil_H

15,341 posts

257 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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Disgusting skank.

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

199 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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andthensome said:
Hmmmmm , tasty
Please tell me that was sarcasm?

And if not, can I ask....How old are you?

Mexico.

1,254 posts

193 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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vomit

308mate

13,757 posts

228 months

Wednesday 27th May 2009
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andthensome said:


Hmmmmm , tasty....
...if your idea of good looking is a condom stuffed with walnuts.