Got an election leaflet from Labour today...

[CobolMan]

... and in it they gave a text number that I can send comments and questions to. Now what should I send and would anyone else like the number?

[Gunny Sergeant D]

Bet it was a bit too stiff for toilet paper.

[Shaw Tarse]

CobolMan said:

... and in it they gave a text number that I can send comments and questions to. Now what should I send and would anyone else like the number?

They probably charge you for sending a text

[s2art]

How about 'feck off and die'?

[WhoseGeneration]

CobolMan said:

... and in it they gave a text number that I can send comments and questions to. Now what should I send and would anyone else like the number?

Oh, ask them if the founders of the Labour Party would endorse bailouts of Banks and that many Labour MPs should be subsidised in a comfy lifestyle from the toil of the workers.

[mr_spock]

Ask them the time. Then ask them to check. Then ask them to send you a pizza.

[CobolMan]

Shaw Tarse said:

They probably charge you for sending a text

Good point there Shaw Tarse - the small print says, "texts will be charged at £15 trillion plus your standard network rate"

[Jasandjules]

Write, "Go Fekc Yerself" on it, and send it back to them.