Worst Abuse of Expenses Sweepstake - Roll Up Roll Up!
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Well, with all the news today leaking from the Piggery about our troughing Lords and masters, there really hasn't been anything stunningly outrageous revealed.......yet.
Todays winner has to be sweet Hazel(TM Andy Zarse) with her triple "flipping" of second home claims.
But really, we all know that the Piggery contains much more imaginative swine than Hazel, so I'd like the brains of PH to give some consideration as to what will be the biggest baddest and best abuse of expenses to be uncovered by the Telegraph as the days roll by.
So - over to you PH politicos, your chance to guess the greatest piss take on Exes ever and who do you think the likely culprit will be?
Will it be hookers?, will it be coke?
Liberal, Labour or Tory type bloke?
Que Sera, Sera, we claim whatever we see
we're sitting MP's you see,
So f
k you, you Taxpaying Mug.
Todays winner has to be sweet Hazel(TM Andy Zarse) with her triple "flipping" of second home claims.
But really, we all know that the Piggery contains much more imaginative swine than Hazel, so I'd like the brains of PH to give some consideration as to what will be the biggest baddest and best abuse of expenses to be uncovered by the Telegraph as the days roll by.
So - over to you PH politicos, your chance to guess the greatest piss take on Exes ever and who do you think the likely culprit will be?
Will it be hookers?, will it be coke?
Liberal, Labour or Tory type bloke?
Que Sera, Sera, we claim whatever we see
we're sitting MP's you see,
So f
k you, you Taxpaying Mug.Quick chaps - before all the juicy ones leak.
La Follett makes a bid for most extravagant home security system of the year......
http://news.sky.com/skynews/
La Follett makes a bid for most extravagant home security system of the year......
http://news.sky.com/skynews/
I like the really pointless ones.
Like 45p for a packet of Maltesers. (Sadly, the claimant remains anonymous.)
I cannot think of a scenario, for a well-paid person in a developed country, where 45p is worth more than the time it would take to sort out the expense claim for that amount.
It's like a peculiar, almost single-minded dedication to screwing every last thing out of the system that the system will let you have, even if doing so makes no sense on any level whatsoever.
Also, John Prescott's toilet-busting plumbing expense misadventures are mildly amusing.
Like 45p for a packet of Maltesers. (Sadly, the claimant remains anonymous.)
I cannot think of a scenario, for a well-paid person in a developed country, where 45p is worth more than the time it would take to sort out the expense claim for that amount.
It's like a peculiar, almost single-minded dedication to screwing every last thing out of the system that the system will let you have, even if doing so makes no sense on any level whatsoever.
Also, John Prescott's toilet-busting plumbing expense misadventures are mildly amusing.
Timberwolf said:
I like the really pointless ones.
Like 45p for a packet of Maltesers. (Sadly, the claimant remains anonymous.)
I cannot think of a scenario, for a well-paid person in a developed country, where 45p is worth more than the time it would take to sort out the expense claim for that amount.
It's like a peculiar, almost single-minded dedication to screwing every last thing out of the system that the system will let you have, even if doing so makes no sense on any level whatsoever.
Also, John Prescott's toilet-busting plumbing expense misadventures are mildly amusing.
At one of my old jobs you'd be surprised the amount of people wanting VAT docs for stuff they bought under a tenner. And don't get me started about those whingers from Jersey...Like 45p for a packet of Maltesers. (Sadly, the claimant remains anonymous.)
I cannot think of a scenario, for a well-paid person in a developed country, where 45p is worth more than the time it would take to sort out the expense claim for that amount.
It's like a peculiar, almost single-minded dedication to screwing every last thing out of the system that the system will let you have, even if doing so makes no sense on any level whatsoever.
Also, John Prescott's toilet-busting plumbing expense misadventures are mildly amusing.
I am hoping there's a holiday or two been claimed-for in there. There seems to be a lot of 'employing' (rrrright!) family members going on so maybe a nice juicy caribbean jaunt claimed as a fact-finding trip or similar would be nice. The leaking from the Press is great sport and absolutely serves the politicians right - they should not have blocked the moves towards transparency on expenses last year, the scum-sucking fkpigs.
kpigs.BJWoods said:
from the mail:
Alistair Darling, the Chancellor, changed his 'main' home four times in four years.
He even charged a £10,000 stamp duty bill to the taxpayer.
Consider that, for a moment. The man in charge of stamp duty is avoiding paying it himself.
Yup; they get to claim back Council Tax on the 2nd homes as well. Guess they have had their noses buried in the trough for so long they have lost touch with reality. The tAlistair Darling, the Chancellor, changed his 'main' home four times in four years.
He even charged a £10,000 stamp duty bill to the taxpayer.
Consider that, for a moment. The man in charge of stamp duty is avoiding paying it himself.
ts.bluetone said:
BJWoods said:
from the mail:
Alistair Darling, the Chancellor, changed his 'main' home four times in four years.
He even charged a £10,000 stamp duty bill to the taxpayer.
Consider that, for a moment. The man in charge of stamp duty is avoiding paying it himself.
Yup; they get to claim back Council Tax on the 2nd homes as well. Guess they have had their noses buried in the trough for so long they have lost touch with reality. The tAlistair Darling, the Chancellor, changed his 'main' home four times in four years.
He even charged a £10,000 stamp duty bill to the taxpayer.
Consider that, for a moment. The man in charge of stamp duty is avoiding paying it himself.
ts.Guido's trailing tomorrow as being a bumper day for troughing.
Wonder which little piggy(s) will be crying all the way home over their breakfast tomorrow?
http://www.order-order.com/
Wonder which little piggy(s) will be crying all the way home over their breakfast tomorrow?
http://www.order-order.com/
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